This is my second story. Hope you like it. Please review both as it encourages me to update faster. Usual disclaimer applies.
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It was a regular day at Hokkaido's Royal Boarding School. Akhimitzui (will be known as Akhi from now on) sighed as she got dressed and prepared for another day of fan-boy evasion. She was commonly known as 'Miss Wanted' because of her popular status and fan club which consisted of almost every boy in the school. She wasn't one of those evil, snobby popular kids found in the regular school but a kind, quiet soul whose passion for books, sport and others' welfare made her pretty much a perfect character. She was stunningly beautiful, 14 years old, had blonde hair which she always had in pigtails down to her waist and tanned skin, never wore make-up or straightened her hair and dressed how she liked. Today she was wearing a pink and black tiger-stripe tank top with black bootleg jeans(specially made so that she could move freely), pink legwarmers covering her ankle restraints, black trainers and trademark black newsboy hat twisted to the side with a pink ribbon above her nose. Her hat ALWAYS covered her right eye so that no-one could see it. The last boy who tried ended up in hospital with a broken arm, a broken leg and a killer headache. She was dressed like this because she was, in fact, a practising ninja and she felt comfortable in those kinds of clothes. A bit of gold eyeshadow and a long-lasting lipgloss finished the outfit. Last of all, she put her favourite headband, a leaf shinobi headband, around her waist (like Lee, but on Akhi, it looked amazing) and her wrist restraints on. She always looked like a true ninja. Then she headed out the door.
She locked her door and went down to breakfast, taking the long route to avoid being mobbed by the fanboys waiting outside the main doors to the cafeteria. The cook always let her in through the kitchen because she felt sorry for the poor girl always being followed by crazy boys. As she sat down with her daily slice of cinnamon toast, a younger girl rushed up to her crying. "There, there, Tami-chan. Shhhhhh. Now," Akhi tried to soothe the sobbing 11-year-old as she scooped Tami up to sit her on her knee. "What's the matter?" Akhi's voice was very soft and full of concern. This girl was like her little sister. "I-i-it's those h-horrible men again, A-a-a-akhi-chan. THEY'RE BACK! Get rid of them p-p-please. They're sc-sc-scaring us. WAAAAAAAAH!" Little Tami just started to wail harder. "Now, now. Where are they sweetie?" I told you she was nice. Akhi was very careful with the words she used as one wrong word could turn this little girl into a lethal weapon. Last time someone made her angry, he got a cracked head. He was a 15-year-old, too. "I-in the sp-sp-sports hall." Tami was quieter now. She leaped up and dragged Akhi to the sports hall.
When Akhi burst open the door, she saw: 3 little boys being cornered by Deidara and 12 kids being tortured into insanity by Tobi. Pein burst out of the shadows and grabbed the young girl stood next to Akhi. Itachi stepped forward, a kunai in his hand. "Back again I see. How DO you guys keep getting here? I just kick your asses back to spits your world every time so GIVE UP ALREADY!! YOU ARE DOING MY FUCKING HEAD IN!! I WILL NEVER JOIN YOU, OKAY!?" She bellowed this last word so loud that all the present Akatsuki's ears rang. The children had special ear muffler injections from Akhi so that she could bellow and it not hurt their ears. Akhi didn't MEAN to bellow but these guys were REALLY pissing her off. I mean, come on, this was the 12th time they had tried to get Akhi to join them! Any girl would get pissed off at this point, right? "You WILL join us Akhi. I'll make sure you do." Itachi's ears recovered first. He smirked as he talked, thinking that as he could win over any girl in HIS land with a smirk, that it would work with every girl in THIS world, too. He was SORELY mistaken. Now Akhi was beyond pissed off and rage. She was in full battle mode as she faced Itachi. "SHARINGAN! MANGYEKO SHARINGAN! BYAKUGAN!" Akhi yelled, activating all 3 of her bloodline traits. "FIREFLOWER JUTSU! GREAT FLAME DRAGON GOD! KYUUBI!" She was in full battle mode as she threw a few kunai along with all her jutsus to mask her movement. She darted around the gym, picking up the kids and taking them to safety, OUTSIDE the gym, using the smoke from her attacks to hide in. Akhi then ran around the Akatsuki, tying them up with chakra ropes. When the smoke cleared, the 4 members of Akatsuki that had turned up were sat in the middle of the sports hall, bound by chakra ropes, while Akhi, with a smirk that could rival an Uchiha's, picked them up with her chakra strings and whispered "Begone." "See ya, guys. I'll be back as soon as I've reached Konoha. I promise!" Akhi called to the children that were now filing back into the gym. Tami wouldn't let her friend leave alone though. Just before they disappeared, Tami ran up and threw her arms around Akhi's neck. Then they disappeared in a whirl of orchid petals.