Disclaimer: Come on do you really think I own Death Note? Well I case you do then that's okay, I'll just let you live in your imaginary world
Author's Note: I also have a disclaimer on the song, it was inspired by The Simpson's Movie, and my friend Rhez and my boyfriend Ky's awesome singing, and created by my coolio friend Toph. They let me steal...I 'mean use their song in this fanfiction.
Another Authors Note: Also this is a crack fic so yeah people are OOC and what not.
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One day in the headquarters for the Japanese Task Force, after Raito had taken over from L and such, Matsuda was humming a song.
"God Matsuda you've been humming that song all day, can you please stop?" asked a very annoyed Mogi.
"No, it's stuck in my head, I can't help it! It's that song from that new American film, The Simpson's Movie, I just saw it yesterday! And it had the most awesome song in it!" smiled Matsuda.
"Hey you said you went to see your sick grandmother yesterday?" questioned Ide.
"Well I did...but then one of my friends called and we went to go see it. Anyway do you guys want to here the song!"
"No, we've already herd it, right guys?" said Raito butting into the conversation so he wouldn't have to hear Matsuda's "wonderful" singing again, Raito shuddered at the thought.
"Oh...Well in that case do you want to hear the alternate lyrics I made up for it?"
"No that's okay we have a lot of work---," but it was too late Matsuda had already begun his song.
"Spider L, Spider L,
does whatever a Spider L does,
Can he solve the Kira case?
No he can't CAUSE HE'S DEAD DAMMIT!"
Everyone look at Matsuda in stunned silence.
"Never, ever sing that again," said Aizawa breaking the silence. Everyone there nodded in agreement.
"But I thought it was funny..." mumbled Matsuda returning, once again, to work on the Kira case.
THE END
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Sorry for this...but I had to post it! I, like Matsuda, thought it was very funny and maybe there's one or two of you out there that will think this is funny too. Review please, I don't care if you flame. Also anyone reading this who'd like to help, my profile won't save do you know how to get it to work? I've tried clicking save and all, but it still won't save.