Danny Phantom and the Irony Maiden
An Alternate Universe story
NOTE: I own neither Danny Phantom, Daria, nor associated characters.
Clockwork: I am the
master of Time. I see all that has happened in this universe, and
what might've been, had time's parade ran down a different street.
Today, I am observing what might have happened...
IF THE TOWN BLEW
AWAY!
Wait, sorry, scratch that. That's next time.
IF DARIA
MOVED TO AMITY PARK INSTEAD OF LAWNDALE?
Daria Morgendorfer was the new kid in town. She was a bit anti-social, and had this to say on school: Walk in the halls, be ignored, and in turn, ignore. Thus, she was surprised when a young man walked up to her on her first day of school. He was black, had glasses, and wore a red cap. "Hello! I'm Tucker Foley, or TF. As in TOO FINE! And you are?" This was new. A boy was flirting with her. She was stunned. She had no idea what to do. "I- I'm Daria," she choked out. "You new here?" he asked. "Is it that obvious?" she asked. "I'll show you the ropes here," he said. She was taken aback. Nobody had been that nice to her before. She decided to stick with him. Better than the alternative. "What's your locker number?" he asked. "679," Daria said. "Odd coincidence. It's right next to mine!" Tucker replied, "let me show you to it." He led her to it. "Who's the girl with you, Tuck?" a black haired boy with blue eyes in a white t-shirt asked. "Oh, hey Danny. Danny, this is Daria. She just moved here. Daria, this is my best friend, Danny Fenton." "Hi," Daria said, drinking in this young man in front of her. "Nice to meet you," he replied. "Wow," she thought, "he looks… nice." Sam walked up. "Who's this?" Sam asked. "Sam, this is Daria. Daria, this is Sam, my other best friend. Daria's new here. I figured we could show her the ropes of Casper High," Tucker said. "Oh," Sam said, "well, welcome to Casper High, where the jocks are stupid, the popular kids are dumber, and the intelligent are the social bottom feeders." "Oh. That narrows it's location down to about… any place in America," Daria said, in her usual monotonous voice. "What's next on your schedule?" Tucker asked. "It's Biology with Lancer," Daria replied. "That's ours too," Sam said, "we'll show you where it is." "Gee, thanks. Could you remind me to breathe too?" Daria said, her cynicism returning.