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Ch. 1 Teletubbies, fangirls and a turtle
Inuyasha: ::Looks around:: Where in hell are we?
Silverkitsune89: Hello people! Welcome to my room!
Miroku: And who are you?
Silverkitsune89: ::grins:: Silverkitsune89, or kitsune for short. I am the author of this wonderful fanfic.
Shippo: ::groans:: Not another one!
Girl4Darkness: ::jumps into room:: Don't forget about me!
Kitsune: ::sighs:: This is my friend, Girl4Darkness, or just Darkness.
Darkness: Yep! I'm a hanyou, just like Inuyasha!
Sango: So, who all is here?
Inuyasha: ::stares at Sesshomaru:: YOU!
Kitsune: Yeah, I decided to bring Sesshomaru-sama here. Thought it would make things interesting. ::grins wickedly::
Darkness: Anybody want to play truth or dare?
Sango: What's that?
Kagome: A person asks you truth or dare. If you pick truth, they ask you a question and you have to tell the truth. If you pick dare, you have to do whatever they say.
Darkness: Exactly! So do you want to play?
Everyone except Sesshomaru: Sure.
Kitsune: What about you Sesshomaru-sama?
Sesshomaru: Fine.
Kitsune: Yay! Before we start, some rules: 1) No daring people to kill themselves or somebody else.
Inuyasha: Damn it. ::glares at Sesshomaru::
Kitsune: Rule 2: Let's try to keep this at a PG-13 level, please! Rule 3: If you don't tell the truth or you don't do your dare, you go to hell for the rest of the chapter.
Sesshomaru: How will you know if we're lying?
Kitsune: ::goes to closet and pulls out a glass ball. Sets ball on the floor:: This will turn red if somebody lies. Now, everybody sit in a circle around the ball. Darkness, you start.
Darkness: Sesshomaru, truth or dare?
Sesshomaru: Truth.
Darkness: Have you ever liked Inuyasha?
Sesshomaru: Of course not. He is a filthy hanyou.
Inuyasha: ::stands up:: Say that to my face, Sesshomaru!
Sesshomaru: ::looks bored::
Kitsune: Inuyasha, sit down! Sesshomaru-sama, it's your turn.
Sesshomaru: Monk, truth or dare?
Miroku: Dare. Give me your best shot.
Sesshomaru: ::grins wickedly:: I dare you not to touch any girls for the rest of this chapter as well as the next.
Miroku: OO ::tear slides down his cheek::
Darkness: ::laughs:: Poor Miroku... not.
Miroku: ::sighs:: Kitsune, truth or dare?
Kitsune: Truth.
Miroku: What's with the tail?
Everyone except Kitsune: ::stares at the long, fluffy tail behind Kitsune::
Kitsune: ::sweatdrops:: Hehe, I forgot about that tail. I'm a wolf demon.
Inuyasha: ::groans:: Not another one! Stupid wolf!
Kitsune: Moving on, Inuyasha, truth or dare?
Inuyasha: Dare. Give me your worst. I can take it!
Kitsune: Ok. I dare you to hug a teletubbie.
Inuyasha: A what?
Kitsune: ::claps hands:: Tinkywinky!
Tinkywinky: ::steps out of closet and claps hands:: Yay!
Inuyasha: ::mouth drops:: What the hell is that?
Darkness: ::laughs demonically:: That is Tinkywinky, the gay teletubbie!
Inuyasha: Do I have to hug that thing?
Kitsune: Yep. That is unless you want to go to hell for the rest of the chapter.
Inuyasha: ::grumbles:: Fine. ::hugs Tinkywinky::
Tinkywinky: Yay! ::snuggles against Inuyasha::
Sango and Kagome: ::giggles:: Aaw! That's so sweet!
Inuyasha: ::tries to push Tinkywinky off of him:: Hey! This thing won't let go!
Tinkywinky: ::hugs Inuyasha tighter:: Aaw.
Inuyasha: Gah! Let go! It won't let go!
Everyone except Inu & Tinky: ::laughs::
Sesshomaru: ::sneers:: It looks like you've finally found someone worthy of you, Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: Shut up, Sesshomaru! ::pries Tinkywinky off him and throws him into the closet::
Darkness: Well, he was the gay one. ::grins::
Inuyasha: ::growls:: Damn you, Kitsune.
Shippo: Haha! Inuyasha hugged a gay teletubbie! Nanny nanny boo boo! ::rolls over, laughing::
Darkness: You want to know the best part? He'll never forget you because... I took a picture and made copies! ::throws copy to everyone::
Everyone except Inuyasha: ::laughs::
Inuyasha: ::chases after Darkness:: Get back here, bitch!
Darkness: You can't catch me! ::sticks out tongue::
Inuyasha: ::jumps at Darkness::
Kagome: Sit.
Inuyasha: ::falls and makes a giant crater:: Damn girls.
Darkness: ::in a singsong voice:: Thank you, Kagome. ::looks at Inuyasha:: You deserved that.
Inuyasha: When I get up, you'd better watch out, bitch.
Darkness: ::grins::
Inuyasha: ::looks at Shippo:: Truth or dare, runt?
Shippo: I'm not a runt! Dare.
Inuyasha: Okay, runt. I dare you to let Kitsune drop you into a group of fangirls.
Shippo: OO
Darkness: I want to do it!
Inuyasha: To bad, bitch. Kitsune, throw him to the fangirls.
Darkness: MY NAME IS DARKNESS! ::throws pillow at Inuyasha::
Kitsune: Darkness, shut up. ::throws Shippo into closet and closes the door:: ::Turns on TV::
Kagome: Hey, Shippo-chan is on TV!
on the TV
Fangirl #1: ::pinches cheeks:: Ooh! He's so adorable! ::pinches Shippo's cheeks::
Shippo: Ow! Ow! Ow!
Fangirl #2: Shippo-chan, will you be my boyfriend?
Shippo: Waaaaaaaaaaaah!
Kitsune: ::grabs two bats:: Come on, Darkness. Let's go rescue him. I think he's gone through enough.
Inuyasha: Aaw! But this is fun to watch!
Kagome: Inuyasha, sit.
Kitsune: ::snaps fingers and the craters disappear:: Try not to make any craters while I'm gone.
Darkness: ::grabs bat from Kitsune:: Be good, Inuyasha. ::winks at him
Kitsune and Darkness: ::go into closet::
Kagome: I think she likes you, Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: That bitch hates me!
On the TV
Kitsune: Move out of the way people!
Darkness: ::hits fangirls on the head with bat:: This is fun!
Shippo: Help me!
Darkness: ::sees fangirl coming towards Shippo:: BAM! ::hits fangirl on head:: All fangirls will fear me! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kitsune: ::grabs Shippo:: Come on Darkness.
Darkness: But I'm having fun! ::hits another fangirl::
Kitsune: ::grabs Darkness's arm:: Come on!
Darkness: Fine! ::snatches arm back:: Meanie!
Kitsune, Darkness and Shippo: ::stumble out of closet and slam the door::
Shippo: ::drops onto floor:: Inuyasha, that was mean!
Inuyasha: ::grins evilly:: I know. That's why I did it!
Kagome: Inuyasha, si-
Darkness: ::throws a bead from her hair at Inuyasha::
Inuyasha: Wow, a bead.
Darkness: ::locks door and window. snaps fingers and the bead turns into a 20ft snapping turtle::
Inuyasha: Oh, shit.
Turtle: ::snaps at Inuyasha::
Inuyasha: ::Jumps away from turtle::
Sesshomaru: ::eyes open wide:: I want one! ::tries to pull a bead out of Darkness's hair::
Darkness: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! It only comes out for me! ::turtle turns back into a bead:: Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!
Inuyasha: HA!
Darkness: ::punches Sesshomaru:: Get off!
Sesshomaru: I WANT ONE! ::yanks one out of Darkness's hair::
Darkness: OWIE!!!!! ::tackles Sesshomaru:: That was my hair you idiot!
Miroku, Sango, Kagome and Shippo: ::shrink away from Sesshomaru and Darkness::
Inuyasha: ::rolls on floor, laughing:: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kitsune: Okay, I think we're going to end this chapter for now. We should have things straightened out... hopefully.
Miroku: ::grabs Kitsune's hand:: Will you bear my children?
Kitsune: ::hearts for eyes:: Ye-
Darkness: ::angry eyes:: KITSUNE!
Kitsune: ::starts crying:: No.
Miroku: Darn it.
Sango and Kagome: Miroku and Kitsune, sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
Darkness: Shut up! Don't encourage them!
Kagome: ::leanes over to Kitsune:: Is she always this grouchy?
Kitsune: ::still crying:: Yes.