A/N: ok, this is my new story. My friend Shenron13 helped me write it. Read her stories, they r funny and awsome. so yea...

Disclaimer: We do not own YYH...If we did then Mitarai would belong to Shen and Hiei would belong to me...

It was a cold, snowy day in Kyoto. Everything was covered in a white sparkly blanket.

"God it's fucking cold!" The short person rubbed their arms, hoping for some warmth.

"I know Kris." The figure standing next to the first spoke. "Hey, do you know why they call it winter?"

The shorter one looked at their companion. A look of thought came over their face. "Nope, not a clue!" They started walking again.

"Hmmm, maybe it's the name of a rare shell fish."

"Hmmm, you never know Zor." Kris looked around. "Hey look! A forest!" Kris pointed to a...well, forest.

As they were walking they spotted a hole in the ground slightly covered by ferns. Both walked over to it and stared into its dark depths. Zor blinked. "Wow! I don't think I can climb that high!"

Kris tilted his head. "You're right dude. Well, later!" He then jumped into the hole. "YAHOOOOOO!"

Zor sniffed. "I'm alone." He took a step forward and promptly tripped on a tree root and fell into the hole. All the way down he was shouting, "I CAN FLYYYYYYY! I'M A BIRRRRRD!"

Everyone Else's POV

"And the next fight is between Yusuke and Chu!" Koto yelled into the mic. "And BEGIN!"

Suddenly they all heard someone screaming, "YAHOOOOOO!" and, "I'M A BIRRRRRD!"

Everyone looked up. Chu and Yusuke suddenly slammed into the ground due to two falling figures falling from the sky and crashing into them.

Everyone was quiet as the two figures rose and dusted themselves off.

The shorter of the two suddenly yelled, "OMG! IT'S RAINING US!"

The taller one screamed, "AHHHH! I DON'T WANNA DIE!" He looked around. "Hey look! We're in Texas!"

The shorter one squinted his eyes as he looked around. "Dude, are you sure? Cuz I see fish!"

The other he looked around the stadium sheilding his eyes with his hand. "You're right! Look at all those ugly fish!" Every demon in the audience glared at him, still too shocked to speak.

The shorter one nodded. "Yeah. We must be in the Specific Ocean."

Koto slowly walked foward. "Um, I think you mean Pacific Ocean. And we're not."

The taller 'boy' glared at her. "No! We mean Spespific Ocean! And yes we are!" They both suddenly froze looking off into space.

Koto tilted her head and poked them both.

Zor's and Kris's POV

Kris was poked suddenly. He blinked and looked at the person who poked him. He noticed it was a girl with a fox tail and ears. "AHHHHHHH!"

Next to him Zor screamed, "Noooo! I'm melting! Wait, that's for water. Nevermind."

The person Zor had landed on groaned and got to his feet. "Hey! Who are you guys!"

"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING A GUY?" Zor shouted and then pulled off 'his' black hat with a jade green dragon on the bill that 'he' was wearing backwards off, revealing mid-back length blonde hair with green streaks.

Everyone stared at him...er, her.

Kris seemed unfazed by all of this. "Ugh! It's sooo fucking damn hot here!" He pulled off his hoodie, being careful of his blood red bandana. "Ah! Much better!"

Everyone looked at Kris.

Yusuke was staring wide eyed. "You're a girl too!"

Kris looked at him with crimson red eyes. She blinked. "Yes, do you have a problem with that!"

Zor blinked. "It's a small world after all." Suddenly they both started singing 'It's a small world after all'. Unfortunately the second shortest boy stopped their melody by bluntly saying, "Who the hell are you?"

Kris looked at him. "OMG! It's that midget from the circus that stuck his finger in a light socket!"

The 'midget' glared at her and reached for his katana.

"Now now Hiei. Let's see who these 'ladies' are." The gelled haired teen that looked like a moron said.

So the taller girl pointed to him and asked, "Who's the idiot?"

A red haired boy, who looked suspiously like a girl, stepped in. "Calm down Hiei, Yusuke! Now who are you young ladies?" He asked politely.

"I'm a lady?" She, the tall one, asked. "Umm...I'm Zorrann Doragon."

Kris looked like she was lost.

The long haired guy turned to her. "And you are?"

Kris blinked. "Who me?" She asked pointing to herself.

The gel head rolled his eyes. "No, the green monkey behind you."

Kris quickly looked over her shoulder. "Where's Cheeze!"

Zor screamed. "Not the hairy Cheeze of Doooom!" She blinked and then saw the people staring at her. "Who are you?" She turned to the orange haired boy. "Why are you so ugly?" That got the gel head laughinng. So she turned to him and asked, "And why are you so stupid?"

Kris was running all around the arena looking for Cheeze. "Cheeze? Cheeze where are you!"

Everyone looked at her strangely.

Zor blinked. "There is no Cheeze." She said looking around. And then she realized there was no Cheeze. "YES! THERE'S NO CHEEZE! THERE'S NO CHEEZE!" she screamed in gel heads ear.

"WILL YOU STOP THAT!" He yelled back.

Zor stopped 'singing' and looked at him. "And you are?"

Kris pointed to the gel head. "QUICK! SOMEONE DROP A BOWLING BALL ON HIS HEAD!"

Gel head glared at her.

She gave him an innocent smile...And then Zor dropped a bowling ball on his head.

Just as he was about to strangle her, she went into a thinking pose. "Well, Toto I don't think we're in Kansas anymore...even though we weren't in Kansas to begin with." She paused. "Where are we? Who are you? Sheesh! I asked that three times. What are you people? Deaf!"

Everyone sweatdropped.

Kris leaned over and whispered to Zor. "No, I think they're veggies!"

The red-head stepped forward. "I'll answer you questions if you step off the ring."

Kris blinked and lifted up each foot one at a time. "You liar! I'm not standing on a ring!"

Everyone sweatdropped...again and the red-head pulled one of those anime falls.

"Uhhh...OK!" Zor said. As she stepped forward she...tripped! And landed flat on her face. So Kris grabbed her by the foot and dragged her off the ring. Everyone else watched with wide eyes.

Finally only Chu, Yusuke, and Koto were left in the ring. Chu and Yusuke started their fight.

Kris sat against the wall, eyes closed.

Red walked over to her. "You never told me who you were."

Kris looked at him. "Names Kris Ōkami. Who are you people and where are we?"

Red gave her a small smie. "I'm Kurama. That's Kuwabara." He pointed to the ugly one with orange hair. "That's Hiei." Points to the 'midget'. "Yusuke is the one fighting who has black hair. And that's the masked fighter." Points to a person who looked like a mummy.

Kris's eyes widened. "A MUMMY! KEWL! Are we in Egypt? Or Kentucky?"

"Or school?" Zor asked, dusting the dust off her clothes.

Kurama blinked. "School?"

"Yep! They kill people." The girl replied.

Kris hissed at the mention of school.

Kuwabara took a few steps away from the girl.

Kris looked at the ring...the fighting ring (the ring is fighting the air!) She pointed to it. "Who's the drunk maniac with the blue ponytail?'

Kurama looked at the man. "That would be Chu."

Both girls developed evil grins. Slowly they snuck up behind Kuwabara and chanted loudly..."CHU! CHU! CHU!" in his ear.

Kuwabara screamed and ran behind Kurama.

Kris started making her way around the arena while immitating a train. "Chu chu chu chu!" she said over and over.

Zor began copying her and soon both were going around the arena.

"What's wrong with you two?" A small boy with yo-yos asked.

Zor stopped her 'chu chuing' to ask, "What's wrong with you?"

Kris continued around the arena acting like a train. She ended up next to Zor...again. "Who are you?"

The yo-yo boy looked at her. "I'm Rinku."

A piece of cloth appeared in Kris's hands and she placed it on her shoulders. "I AM SUPERBAT!"

Zor looked at her. "You mean Super Stupid." She began to laugh so Kris kicked her in the shin. She hopped up and down on one foot holding her shin while chanting 'ow'.

"Quick! Everyone point and laugh!" Kris pointed at Zor and started laughing.

Meanwhile Yusuke had just beat Chu.

The demons in the audience ignored the 2 crazy...insane girls and where yelling and what not.

"Ha" Zor yelled. "No one listened!" She was hopping when a foot 'appeared out of nowhere' and tripped her. "GHOST FOOT!" Zor yelled so loud everyone looked at her. Kris was whistling behind her.

Kuwabara paled. "G-ghost! AHHH!" He hid behind Kurama, who had a sweatdrop.

Kris disappeared and reappeared next to Chu. "Is your name Chu?"

He looked at her strangely but nodded.

Kris's eyes went big. "Are you a train!"

Zor screamed, "A TRAIN!" Then she jumped on him so he was laying flat and she was sitting cross-legged on his back. "ALL ABOARD!" She shouted.

"YAY! Train ride!" Kris joined Zor, by sitting behind her.

Rinku back away by only a few...feet.

Chu blinked. "Get these shellas off me!"

Kris was siging 'The Wheels on the Bus'. "The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round. The wheels on the bus go round and round, all through the town!"

Zor joined her.

Yusuke picked up two pieces of rock from the wall that he crashed into earlier. He threw one at each girl. And...the rocks bounced off each girl's head...and they fell sideways.

"AHHHHHHHHHH! THE MARTAINS ARE ATTACKING! THE MARTIANS ARE ATTACKING!" they both yelled.

Everyone looked at them strangely.

Kris leaned toward Zor and whispered, "Act natural!"

Both girls dropped to all fours and yelled, "MOOOO! MOO! MOOOOOO!"

A demon in the crowd said to his 'friend', "Are they even human?"

"No. They appear to be cows." Came the reply.

Kris heard this (how? no one knows) and jumped to her feet. "I'm not a COW!" She screamed. "I'm a seal!" She clapped her hands together while yelling, "AR AR AR AR!"

"Yeah!" Zor shouted jumping up. "I'm a duck! Meeooowww."

Kurama blinked. "Umm...that's a cat."

"No!" Zor rolled her eyes. "A cat goes chirp. chirp. chirp."

"That's a bird." Kurama stated.

Zor tilted her head. "What is this bird of which you speak?"

Kris blinked. "I think it's that one green crap that adults are always trying to make me eat." She made a face.

Hiei rolled his eyes. "Idiot."

Kris grabbed Botan's oar from thin air. (How? Who knows...) She hit Hiei upside the head...HARD! "I'm not an idiot!" She blinked. "Wait, what's an idiot?"

"Yes, what is an 'idiot'?" Zor asked confused.

"It's someone who's stupid." Kuwabara said.

Hiei muttered, "You should know," under his breath.

Zor turned towards Kris. "HA! Told you, you were super stupid." Kris kicked her in the shin...again.

Koto slowly stepped forward. "Um, could you please leave? The fight is over."

Kris gave her a very evil glare.

Koto took a step back. "O-on second thought, take your time."

"Yes, we'll go." Kurama said turning to where Zor was...only to find she wasn't there any more.

"Oh, great! We lost a psycho." Yusuke muttered.

Kris suddenly shouted, "MAN OVERBOARD!" She then acted like she was scuba diving.

Yusuke sweatdropped. "Why couldn't it have been her to get lost?"

"Wiggle! Wiggle!"

Everyone turned to the entrance...to see Zor stalking a worm. Everyone sweatdropped...for like the thousandth time.

"Let me take that back." Yusuke said. "Why couldn't we have lost both of them?" He paused. "For good."

Kris suddenly fell over twitching.

Kuwabara picked up a stick and poked her. "Is she ok?"

Kris was twitching violently. "LOOK! IMMA FISH!"

Zor's head popped out of nowhere. "Quick! Water her before she sheds!"

"Umm...Could you like drag them away? We have another match." Kota asked/said.

"Yeah. Sure!" Yusuke said. He grabbed the back off Zor's hoodie while Kuwabara grabbed the back of Kris's shirt. They dragged the two girls up to the room, the girls playing rock, paper, scissors all the way. After they go to the room, the other girls joined them.

Kris bounced over to Hiei, who was sitting at the window sil. "Hiiiii mister spiky midget man!"

Hiei's eyes twitched.

Kris poked his hair. "AHH! It's alive!...KEWL!" She continued to poke his hair. "POKE! POKE! POKE!"

Hiei's hand was inching toward his katana and his eyes was twitching like mad.

Zor snuck up behind Kuwabara...and hit him on the head with a frying pan. He fell to the floor so Zor stepped on him.

The girls looked at the two. "Who are they?" A brown-short haired girl asked Yusuke.

Yusuke put his arms behind his head. "Two totally insane people. The one who hit Kuwabara is Zorrann. And the short one poking Hiei's hair is Kris."

Kris stopped poking Hiei's hair to glare at Yusuke. "WHO YOU CALLING SHORT YOU GEL HEADED BITCH!" She had fire in her eyes.

Zor popped out of nowhere and jumped on Kris's head, knocking her to the ground. "Who are you?" she asked the blue haired lady. "And do you have chocolaaaatee?" Zor asked wide eyed.

The blue haired one looked at her strangely (they get a lot of those looks) "Um, I'm Botan! And no I don't have any chocolate, sorry."

"What good are you!" Zor asked angrily. She turned to the brown-haired girl who poke earlier. "What about you?"

"Ummm...No. But I'm Keiko." She said.

Zor screamed. "What good are you PEOPLE?" She looked like she was in a nightmare.

Kris kicked Zor in the head. "SHUT UP! I'm trying to sleep!" She then fell to the floor fast asleep.

They all sweatdropped. "Well, that was random." Kurama stated.

Zor blinked. "Oh." She flopped down dead too.

Kurama spoke slowly. "Who knows what tomorrow will bring with these two." Everyone left for their rooms.

Yusuke suddenly shouted. "HEY! THIS IS MY ROOM!" A frying pan flew and hit him in the head, knocking him out.

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