Wakka Has Puppies
By Kaldea Orchid
Chapter One: The Kicking
Rating: PG. Some things not suitable for children. Hints thrown here and there. Really not for the eyes of anyone under 13, but doesn't contain any cursing, etc.
"Look at this, ya."
Wakka and Tidus were standing in line at the Famous Sublime Spira World Grocery Shopping Center of Bevelle. They didn't exactly want to be there, but decided it was the lesser of two evils. Lulu had asked them both to buy a certain item for her while she stayed at home taking Midol. (Yes, I can hear you all of you groaning with disgust now. Muahahaha).
Wakka held up the cover of the Spira Globe Enquirer to Tidus.
"Man gives birth to kittens." Tidus read aloud and laughed.
"That's weird, ya?" Wakka asked innocently.
"Yeah, and it's not real, Wakka."
"Hey! It could be. Anything is possible!" Wakka sounded hurt.
"Heh. I guess."
Wakka took the newspaper and put it on the conveyor belt along with Lulu's item. The bagboy looked at Waka and Tidus with sympathy after they spoke to him shortly about why they were there that night. "That's why I'm glad I don't have a girlfriend."
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"Lulu! We're home!" Tidus cried out.
Her voice carried from the living room. "It's about time!"
"Here, Lu." Wakka tossed her the item they had bought.
"Thank you." She said, as she opened the pack and took one out. She promptly stuffed it in her mouth. She handed another one to Wakka. "Would you like one, Tidus?"
"Nah. Sorry, I don't really like those Mini Cheesecake bars," He answered.
"Suit yourself."
"Hey, Lu! Guess what me and Tidus picked up!" He held up the Spira Globe Enquirer and tossed it in her lap. "Man gives birth to kittens, ya!"
"Wakka..." Lulu narrowed her eyebrows. "You don't believe this, do you?"
"Of course I do! It's in print, so it's gotta be true!" He snatched the magazine back and turned to the page the story was on. "Hear this..."
"Wakka, I'm not interested." Lulu sighed and ate another Mini Cheesecake Bar.
"Fine. Be that way, then."
Wakka walked outside, kicking the dirt as he made his way to his favorite spot on the island of besaid: a cliff overlooking a spring below it. He often liked to go there when he was upset, or wanted to be alone. He went there when Chappu died. He went there when Tidus proposed to Lulu. He was there now.
"No one cares, you know? It don't matter if I jump down there. They don't care. Seems to me there's not much reason to keep going, ya? I--" He was interupted by a strange kicking feeling coming from his stomach. "That's strange...ya?" He paused and thought. "Nah, I'm probably just hungry. I'd better head back to th' house."
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"Lu, I'm back!" Wakka called out.
"That's nice." She said without feeling. Wakka was used to it.
"So... are we having dinner tonight?" He asked her, hesitating on each word.
"Sandwiches for you. Tidus and I are going out." She answered.
"But Lulu, you know how much I ha..."
"Then don't eat them. Provide for yourself for once. I, for one, am tired of taking care of you."
"Sheesh, Lu. You didn't have to be so blunt, ya?"
"With you, I do." Lulu left the room with Tidus at her heels.
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'Man, I'm hungry.' Wakka thought as he made his way over to the refrigerator. He opened the door and looked inside, opening the vegetable drawer where Lulu kept the bologna. He checked the expiration date. "Only five days ago." He said to himself. He took five sliced and piled them between two pieces of bread.
"It may not be good... but it's food, ya?" He told himself, trying to pretend that the bologna sandwich was Besaid's Famous Pizza.
After stuffing it in his mouth, he poured himself a glass of water and made his way to his bedroom. He figured he might as well sleep. It might ease the pain of loneliness.
By Kaldea Orchid
Chapter One: The Kicking
Rating: PG. Some things not suitable for children. Hints thrown here and there. Really not for the eyes of anyone under 13, but doesn't contain any cursing, etc.
"Look at this, ya."
Wakka and Tidus were standing in line at the Famous Sublime Spira World Grocery Shopping Center of Bevelle. They didn't exactly want to be there, but decided it was the lesser of two evils. Lulu had asked them both to buy a certain item for her while she stayed at home taking Midol. (Yes, I can hear you all of you groaning with disgust now. Muahahaha).
Wakka held up the cover of the Spira Globe Enquirer to Tidus.
"Man gives birth to kittens." Tidus read aloud and laughed.
"That's weird, ya?" Wakka asked innocently.
"Yeah, and it's not real, Wakka."
"Hey! It could be. Anything is possible!" Wakka sounded hurt.
"Heh. I guess."
Wakka took the newspaper and put it on the conveyor belt along with Lulu's item. The bagboy looked at Waka and Tidus with sympathy after they spoke to him shortly about why they were there that night. "That's why I'm glad I don't have a girlfriend."
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"Lulu! We're home!" Tidus cried out.
Her voice carried from the living room. "It's about time!"
"Here, Lu." Wakka tossed her the item they had bought.
"Thank you." She said, as she opened the pack and took one out. She promptly stuffed it in her mouth. She handed another one to Wakka. "Would you like one, Tidus?"
"Nah. Sorry, I don't really like those Mini Cheesecake bars," He answered.
"Suit yourself."
"Hey, Lu! Guess what me and Tidus picked up!" He held up the Spira Globe Enquirer and tossed it in her lap. "Man gives birth to kittens, ya!"
"Wakka..." Lulu narrowed her eyebrows. "You don't believe this, do you?"
"Of course I do! It's in print, so it's gotta be true!" He snatched the magazine back and turned to the page the story was on. "Hear this..."
"Wakka, I'm not interested." Lulu sighed and ate another Mini Cheesecake Bar.
"Fine. Be that way, then."
Wakka walked outside, kicking the dirt as he made his way to his favorite spot on the island of besaid: a cliff overlooking a spring below it. He often liked to go there when he was upset, or wanted to be alone. He went there when Chappu died. He went there when Tidus proposed to Lulu. He was there now.
"No one cares, you know? It don't matter if I jump down there. They don't care. Seems to me there's not much reason to keep going, ya? I--" He was interupted by a strange kicking feeling coming from his stomach. "That's strange...ya?" He paused and thought. "Nah, I'm probably just hungry. I'd better head back to th' house."
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"Lu, I'm back!" Wakka called out.
"That's nice." She said without feeling. Wakka was used to it.
"So... are we having dinner tonight?" He asked her, hesitating on each word.
"Sandwiches for you. Tidus and I are going out." She answered.
"But Lulu, you know how much I ha..."
"Then don't eat them. Provide for yourself for once. I, for one, am tired of taking care of you."
"Sheesh, Lu. You didn't have to be so blunt, ya?"
"With you, I do." Lulu left the room with Tidus at her heels.
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'Man, I'm hungry.' Wakka thought as he made his way over to the refrigerator. He opened the door and looked inside, opening the vegetable drawer where Lulu kept the bologna. He checked the expiration date. "Only five days ago." He said to himself. He took five sliced and piled them between two pieces of bread.
"It may not be good... but it's food, ya?" He told himself, trying to pretend that the bologna sandwich was Besaid's Famous Pizza.
After stuffing it in his mouth, he poured himself a glass of water and made his way to his bedroom. He figured he might as well sleep. It might ease the pain of loneliness.