1Don't own CSI. That belongs to CBS. Don't own the song. That belongs to Toby Keith. (Please don't sue me!) I know it's total rip-offey, but I heard the song and thought this would be cool. Sara hasn't moved to Vegas yet. Greg has an unnamed girlfriend. (Being the Friends fan that I am, I'm just gonna call her Regina Phillangie.) Have fun reading it. I recommend listening to the song while reading it. It's called "Stays In Mexico."
His name was Greg,
Her name was Sara
They met at a bar called the Cabo Wabo Cantina,
He
was a the head lab rat in Las Vegas,
She was a Crime Scene
Investigator from San Fansico,
They started dancing and it got
real hot,
Then it spilled over to the parking lot,
One more
tequila they were falling in love,
One more's never
enough
(Chorus)
Don't bite off more than you can
chew,
There's things down here the devil himself wouldn't do,
Just
remember when you let it all go,
What happens down in
Mexico,
Stays in Mexico He woke up in the morning and he made a
little telephone call,
To check on his lab and his girlfriend back
at home in Vegas,
She hopped right in the shower with a heavy
heavy mind,
He knew it was the first time Sara'd ever crossed that
line,
They walked down to the beach and started drinking
again,
Jumped into the ocean for a dirty swim,
One more
margarita they were falling in love,
One more's never
enough
Don't bite off more than you can chew,
There's
things down here the devil himself wouldn't do,
Just remember when
you let it all go,
What happens down in Mexico,
Stays in
Mexico
Oh Mexico
Waiting at the bar at the terminal
gate,
She says "Greg, I gotta go, I'm going to miss my
plane"
He said one more tequila before you climb on up,
She
said one more's never enough
There's
things down here the devil himself wouldn't do,
Just remember when
you let it all go,What happens down in Mexico,
Stays in Mexico