Hey everyone! First thing posted up here. I know that this is pretty improbable, but I sort of like darker characters - though these are probably a little too dark. I don't know if I'm going to make this into an actual story or not, I might do if anyone reads this... *hint* review *hint* Any constructive criticism would be great, even criticism that isn't constructive. Anything at all really... please.

Disclaimer: I wish I owned Harry Potter... but I don't.

Scorpius Malfoy - He's tall and elegantly handsome, so like his father, but nothing like him at all. He smokes and his platinum hair is stylishly unkempt. His trunk at the foot of his bed is piled high with muggle CD's and his walls are decked in Ravenclaw colors.

Rose Weasley - She's untouchable. Dark hair falling down her back in scarlet waves, smooth, gorgeous. When the sorting hat touches her head, she begs for Slytherin.

She stays out all night and comes home drunk, or she stays in her room. Black walls. Black floor. Black celling. Slytherin hangings.

Lily Potter - She keeps auburn hair cut short and sticking out at all angles. For all public events, she transfigures two strands of hair into a pair of long purple rabbit ears. It started out as a joke, but is now a protest - get the fuck out of my life.

Albus Potter - It's hard to stay sane in a family full of crazies. In a society full of crazies. In a world full. of. fucking. crazies. He manages okay sometimes. He keeps his black hair framing the strong lines of his jaw and stays away from 'Skeeters'. Its the name his parents use when talking to any truth-twisting journalists. He stays away from his happy-go-lucky parents and their 'depression days' too. His siblings are good to be around, as long as they haven't been in any recent news articles. He hangs out with Zambini and a couple muggle guys and occasionally an especially close guy 'friend'. Sometimes he considers coming out just to see the headlines of the press, but he really doesn't need any extra attention.

James Potter - Blue hair, media darling, handsome, witty, gorgeous. The first child, the seeker, the green-eyed (not figuratively) star of the Potter children. The perfect mix of the Golden Couple. He almost makes up for the two other disappointments that came after him. Almost.

Hugo Weasley - Keeps his red hair long, like his uncle Bill. No one really pays attention to him and he doesn't really care either way. He syphons stress off into working out and has a killer sense of humor, if he likes you. Not many people see him as the humorous type.