Note: This is my first story on here, actually my first fan fiction story period. So please R&R so I can know how I'm doing, just tell me of any changes that would make my story better. Also, this is after the books, so no Tianna or Maggie, sorry. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Daughters of the Moon characters, Lynne Ewing does. I know I'm making fun of all of the characters, but it's just a humorous take on them.

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Chapter One: WHAT DID YOU SAY???!!!!

Serena lay exhausted in bed, Stanton curled around her. They had just had three hours of mind-blowing sex. This hadn't been their first time together, of course, but it was one of the best. She and Stanton had been together for four years now, this was their anniversary. Serena was ecstatically happy to have been with him for so long. The mere thought sent shivers down her spine. But she knew it was forbidden, she was, after all, a daughter of the moon and Stanton was the Atrox's assistant. But neither of them cared. They were in love.

Serena turned around so she was facing Stanton. He looked at her with his gorgeous eyes. "I love you." She heard herself say. His eyes took on a guarded look. She had never actually said the words before, she instantly recognized her mistake. "Oh my God, I'm sorry." She truly was, she knew Stanton was very careful about his feelings. He grinned at her.

"I need to talk to you, Serena."

"Sure." The way he said it made her feel uneasy.

"You know I...care for you. I've never felt this way about anyone before, or for this long. You are very...special-"

She cut him off, "Are you breaking up with me?!" She sat straight up.

He sat up with her. "Listen...Honestly, I don't know what's going on with me. I'm...umm, having these feelings." He held up a hand to silence her. "You know I like you...but I can't help what I'm feeling. I...I think...I like...guys." He averted his gaze from her.

Serena sat in a state fo shock. That was the last thing she had expected. She would have thought maybe another girl, but...Stanton? Gay? She couldn't help laughing. She burst with explosion after explosion of laughter. She couldn't stop, it was ridiculous. The visions in her head only made laugh harder. Stanton was looking at her like she was crazy, and she guessed she must have looked so. But it really surprised her when he started laughing with her. they laughed and laughed. It was a hard thing to imagine.

After they had stopped, Serena felt infinitely hurt. He was breaking up with her for men! Was she so repulsive that she turned him off of women forever? She started to cry. Now she really thought she was going crazy. She sobbed and Stanton held her.

"I'm sorry Serena. That can't make up for this, but I truly am sorry."

"Why?! Who?!"

"I don't know why. I just can't help it."

"Who?!!"

"...Karyl."

Serena's eyes got big. "Karyl? Have you...?"

"No, I'd never cheat on you."

"Does he know?"

Stanton merely nodded. He couldn't tell her that he really had cheated on her with Karyl, it would hurt her even more. She was a mind reader he knew, but so was he, so he blocked that part of his mind to her. He did love her. He just couldn't bring himself to say it.

Serena got up off the bed and threw on her clothes hastily. Stanton reached out to her, but she stopped him. "Don't touch me, you fucking fag!" She screamed at him.

He knew she was angry, but this caught him off guard. He dropped his hand and let her leave his apartment. That would probably be the last time she would ever be in there again, he knew.

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Note: This one wasn't as funny as the rest will be. This was basically the setup for the story. So tell me your thoughts!