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44 Things Peter Devilen Should NOT DO!!

1. He is not allowed to leave Alexandra at a strip club no matter how much he thinks she needs to 'get loose'.

2. He can't go on stage during an assembaly and rap about his 'Evil Minions' (see # 13) and how they are going to eat us all.

3. He can't video tape Zetsumei's sleep overs,

4. And then put them on youtube.

5. He is not allowed to turn the sprinklers on during cheerleading practice.

6. He can't dye Zetsumei's hair pink,

7. And then blame it on X – ray.

8. He can't hum Baby Got Back as Tiffany walks by,

9. . . . or any other girl.

10. He can't sneack into the girls' bathroom and write "For a good time call Suki" on the walls.

11. He can't call Grace Grandma.

12. He CAN'T through food in school.

13. He can't call cherry pies his 'Evil Minions'.

14. Or make them attack Izzy.

15. And then through them at Izzy when they don't obay.

16. Don't call Zetsumei from someone's phone, change his voice, and then tell her he's dead.

17. Cant call Izzy lesbian.

18. And say that's why she never had a boyfriend.

19. The birds are not out to get him,

20. Niether is the FBI,

21. . . . or the MIB.

22. Russa is not a nuddist colony.

23. He can't tell kid's he's a ninja.

24. And then teach them how to walk up trees.

25. Can't tie principle's pants to the flag pole next to the football field during a game,

26. And then sing the National Anthum to the pants.

27. And say that his violin told him to do it.

28. He can't say that his violin told him to do anything.

29. He's not allowed to tell Zetsumei that pink is her color.

30. He can't call Zetsumei shorty,

31. . . . or say anything about her height.

32. He can't put a sign on Zetsumei's back that says "Hug Me"

33. Or "Kiss Me I'm Irish",

34. Or any sign at all.

35. He isn't allowed to celebrate April 1st.

36. He can't give X-ray "Mountain Dew" when he's thirsty.

37. He can't fill Izzy's locker with real spiders and bugs,

38. He can't do # 37 even if there fake.

39. He can't call Izzy the Prep Queen,

40. Or Alexandra the Queen of Dum Blonds.

41. He can't steal Zetsumei's uniform,

42. And then where it to school no matter how hot he thinks he looks.

43. He can't dye Izzy's cheerleading uniform pink.

"He dyed your hair pink?" Grace asked.

"Yea. Don't remind me. Look at the football team. There hair! It's ... Peter." Zetsumei said.

"Yep. I think that would be number."

"Yea." Zetsuemi taped the list to Peter's locker. And then wrote number 44.

44. He can not dye the football team's hair neon purple by putting hair dye in their helmets.

"What's that?" Peter asked.

"It's your rules." Grace said.

"Follow them and you live. And if you don't the consiquences are huge." Zetsumei said.

"Be careful." Grace added. The girls walked away leaving Peter confused, and wondering what the hell just happened.