HELLO GUYS! HERE I AM AGAIN WITH YET ANOTHER FIC…(ME AND MY INSANE MIND…ME AND MY BALLISTIC EGO)
SUMMARY: WHAT IF JAPAN IS A PRESIDENTIAL COUNTRY? OK…TO GO ON…KENSHIN AND SANO ARE TWO SHINSENGUMI AGENTS (SORT OF LIKE THE FBI) WHO WERE CALLED TO WORK FOR THE PRESIDENT OF JAPAN, NOT KNOWING WHAT THEIR MISSION IS. BUT THEN CAME THE SURPRISE OF THEIR LIVES. THEIR MISSION WAS TO PROTECT THE FIRST DAUGHTER THROUGH DISGUISING THEMSELVES AS WOMEN! UH-OH, WHAT HAS THEIR BOSS, HIKO GOTTEN HIS HEAD INTO? WILLTHEY SUCCEED? ANYWAYS, READ ON…KxK PAIRING, MODERN DAY SETTING. THERE MIGHT BE A LOT OF OOC-NESS HERE…DON'T EXPECT THAT THEY'LL HAVE THE PERSONALITIES YOU SEE IN THE SERIES…
DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN ANY OF THE RUROUNI KENSHIN CHARACTERS AND PLACES…
NOTES:
SHINSENGUMI PATROL – MORE LIKE COMPARED TO THE FBI
KENSHIN – 22 TURNING 23
SANO – 22 TURNING 23
HIKO – 40 +
WORKING UNDERCOVER by Sutefani-chanCHAPTER 1
It was nothing but a lazy afternoon in the headquarters as Himura Kenshin sat in his armchair with his feet propped on the desk before him, twirling his pencil.
Bored.
It had been his first year as a cop since he last joined the Shinsengumi Patrol, but nothing exciting had occurred yet in his boring life. Since he had joined the patrol, he had expected some action-packed and challenging assignments but much to his dismay, preventing a cat from falling off the tree was all he ever attained. He heaved a sigh. This isn't what I'm hoping it would be.
"Argh! Can somebody please give us a more darn decent job?" grumbled a voice.
Kenshin tilted his head to his right. There sat Sagara Sanosuke with both if his hands crossed together behind his neck, resting his head. Sagara Sanosuke was his friend and partner in work. He could still remember when they both first applied for work in the agency. It was only then that he met him, since before that he was busy training kenjutsu under Chief Seijuro Hiko, their boss at the present moment.
"I mean, at least they could have given us proper assignments instead of saving Mrs. Fausuto's cat from falling off the tree. I mean, seriously," he complained once more.
"Don't worry; I believe shishou will come up with something eventually," said Kenshin.
"You trust the man so much, ne, Kenshin?"
"He's been a father to me somehow so I owe him a lot. Stop complaining, go read a manga or something," he said as he tossed Sano a manga.
Sano caught it.
"I've read this manga a dozen times while waiting for a miracle to happen. Ah, phooey! I'm tired and bored of waiting. Hey, wanna come with me and go get a donut or something?" he asked, as he was about to stand up.
Suddenly, the door flung open. A large and muscular man in a shirt, slacks and coat entered the office. "I think the donut can wait, Sagara."
Sano scowled at him. Seijuro Hiko smirked.
"I think that grimace on your face would eventually go away once I've told you the news."
Upon hearing the word 'news', Sano quickly sat back on his seat.
Hiko smirked again.
He sat on his own desk as the two watched him carefully.
"Guess what, boys? You've got yourselves an assignment."
"Seriously, shishou?" marveled Kenshin.
"Absolutely."
"Halleluiah!" sang Sano.
"Who's the client, de gozaryo?"
Hiko's smirk then turned into a grin, "I think that would definitely make this assignment more interesting."
"How about exciting?" Sano asked eagerly.
"And exciting," sighed Hiko, rolling his eyes.
"Woohoo! That's more like it!"
"Who, shishou?" asked Kenshin again.
"Brace yourselves, boys. This is gonna be the biggest and unforgettable assignment of your lives."
He let out a few coughs and cleared his throat loudly.
"Who?"
After a few seconds of silence, Hiko blurted out, "the president of Japan himself."
The two gave him sullen looks.
"Very funny, shishou," muttered Kenshin.
"Bakeru! Do you expect us to believe that?" shouted Sano.
Hiko gave a mean and hearty laugh. Then, he frowned, "Baka no deshi. Sano no baka.
He continued, "Of course I'm telling the truth, you morons! Why would I joke about something like that?"
"…"
"You two obviously have no faith in me at all."
"…"
Kenshin scratched his head. He wondered if he should believe Hiko or not. He knows; Hiko's been playing mean jokes about assignments on them, but this time it could be different, right? After all, he had never joked about the president being their client. But then again, maybe he came up with something new instead of congressmen and famous J-pop superstars.
"Are you sure you're not playing with us, old man?" glared Sano.
"Of course I'm not, dimwit."
Kenshin and Sano both shot Hiko a brow.
"Fine. If you don't want to believe me, it's your loss. It's not hard to find another better pair of agents so I guess you might as well pack your things now and get out of here," he said as he stood up from his seat, heading towards the door.
Kenshin couldn't take it anymore. "Alright! All right! We believe you, okay? We'll do it."
"How about you, rooster-head?" They turned to Sano. He was still sitting in his armchair with his arms crossed.
"C'mon, Sano," urged Kenshin.
"I'm waiting, Sagara," said Hiko.
Sano grumbled and finally gave in, raising both of his hands in a surrender manner.
"Okay, we'll do it. I finally believe you but this better be real or we'll –."
"I know, okay, rooster-head? You don't have to tell me because I'll eventually win," and he let out a mean laugh.
Kenshin shook his head, " So, when will we meet this 'client', shishou?"
"Tomorrow morning at 11 in the morning and you two better not be late or I'll do chopsuey on you myself. This is the president we're talking about, not some famous J-pop superstar or congressman."
"Oro?"
"You're on!" cheered Sano as he punched his palm in a gamely manner.
Wait, what kind of assignment does the president have in mind? Kenshin wondered and he made a worried face.
TBC
AUTHOR'S NOTES: SO HOW WAS IT? PLEASE DO TELL ME! YUKATA! I'M SO EXCITED ON WORKING ON THIS FIC! HEHEHEHE… I KNOW, THE CHAPPIE'S TOO SHORT, BUT I PROMISE I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU!
BY THE WAY, THE TYPE OF GOVERNMENT THAT I USED IN THIS FIC IS THE UNITARY TYPE. I BASED IT TO THE TYPE OF GOVERNMENT THAT WE HAVE. I'TS A LITTLE DIFFERENT FROM THE TYPE OF GOVERNMENT THE UNITED STATES HAVE, WHICH IS THE FEDERAL TYPE. FOR EXAMPLE, WE CALL THE SECRETARY OF STATE HERE AS THE EXECUTIVE SECRETARY. I USED THIS TYPE OF GOVERNMENT SINCE I'M MORE FAMILIAR TO IT. IF YOU WANT, YOU CAN RESEARCH ON THESE TWO TYPES OF GOVERNMENT.
AND WITH THIS, I MUST GO NOW.