Jut got bored and thought of a weird one shot...

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"Are you sure about this Naruto...?" Konohamuro asked with worry, Naruto laughed loudly while holding his sides. "Don't worry I do stuff like this all the time!" He shouted while still laughing uncontrollably.

"Yeah but you know how the old hag can be! She's a mean witch, not to mention scary!" The little boy shouted, Naruto ignored and gestured the kid to follow him.

"Don't worry about her!" Naruto reassured.

The two of them pumped chakra into the soles of their feet and started hop to the Kage statue.

"Why are we up here..?" Konohamuro asked as he stood on top of one of the faces. Naruto smirked, and picked up a bucket of red paint that he placed their previously and dumped it on the fourth hokage's face. He laughed loudly as he watched the paint spill down the nose. The younger boy couldn't help but laugh as well.

"You're turn!" Naruto shouted before handing the younger kid a bucket of green paint, Konahamuro gladly took it he walked over to Tsunade's statue and spilled on her forehead. He chuckled as he saw green pain splash on the fifth Hokage's head.

"Hand me another one!" He shouted, Naruto shrugged. "Can't ran out!" The blonde hair boy confessed as he rubbed the back of his head, the younger boy sweat dropped. "What! Naruto! Only two buckets!" Konohamuro shouted and jumped up, Naruto slowly backed away. "Well sorry, but looked I dumped paint previously on the first hokage!" Naruto said with a grin, Konohamuro looked over at the purple faced statue and could have laughed if he wasn't so angry at the blonde.

"Well you can make it up to me by taking me to the hot springs!" He demanded, Naruto was connfused why would he want to go to the hot springs. "Why do you want to take a bath...?" He asked with a confused look.

The younger ninja chuckled, "No not the men's! I mean the women's!" He shouted, Naruto smiled he was due for some "Research" was what his sensei would call it.

"Alright." Naruto said with a sly looking smile before he and the younger shinobi pumped chakra to their feet and made their way towards their destination...

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"Look there's Sakura..." Naruto said excitedly as he gazed at the beautiful kunoichi who were relaxing in the hot springs, he wiped away some drool as he stared. He didn't care about her lack of a chest.

"Yeah.." konohamuro replied without looking at his rival, he laughed loudly as he watched one of the girls stand up.

"What was that...?" Sakura asked as she stood up and grabbed a towel and wrapped it around herself. " I didn't hear anything." Hinata answered in a soft quiet voice.

"Well I certainly did." Sakura said with a narrowed eyes as she walked over to the fence and jumped over it, she glared even more when she saw Naruto and his minion still staring. Not even noticing her.

"NARUTO!" Sakura shouted through gritted teeth, Naruto eyes shot wide open as well as Konohamuro's.

"Sakura this isn't what it looks like!" Naruto shouted, hoping that the pink haired kunoichi would spare him. She grabbed both of them by the ear and dragged them all the way to the gates.

"Sakura what are you doing?!" Naruto yelled, she growled at him. "Ow! Ow! Ow! Sakura this hurts!" He shouted, she ignored him.

Sakura threw them both out of the gates, "Sakura please you don't have to do this!" Naruto begged, "Why do you have to be so mean!" He shouted at her. "GET OUT! AND STAY OUT! YOU BLONDE HAIRED IDIOT!" She screamed before slamming the gates of the leaf village on them.