-1Disclaimer: I don't own Pirates of the Caribbean, but I do live in a house close to Jerry's.

A:N: Well, this is our first attempt at a Pirates fan fiction, so please be nice. Yes, it is a self insert, but I'll try to make it somewhat original. But anyways I think its good. So please, read on.

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"I hate Elizabeth Swann." Those were the first words out of my best friend Maria's mouth when she got to my house. Laughing, I opened the door and let her inside.

"Why do you hate her now?" I asked as we made our way into the kitchen and sat down at the bar, which is a pretty good feat figuring we had on all our effects. What effects, you might ask? Well Maria and myself, my name is Taylor by the way, are total Pirates of the Caribbean fanatics. Me being obsessed with Captain Jack Sparrow, and Maria being obsessed with Will Turner. Maria went all out though, she had on a big, poofy dress complete with corset and all. I had on complete Pirate garb, black skirt going down to my knees where it met my black pirate boots, then a dark green t-shirt, and a dark green bandana wrapped in my hair. Then, to complete it all a black hat with a peacock feather hanging off of it.

"Well why else Taylor? She is a complete skank." Maria said as she got up to get herself a glass of water. Why are we decked out in these costumes? Well we are going to a showing of the first two Pirates of the Caribbean movies at a special movie showing.

"Maria, really I hate her too, but there's nothing we can do. Unless you want to write Disney." I said walking over to help her get a glass down.

" But she gets all the guys. And she killed Jack and broke Will's heart! I mean first she has Will, my Will, and then she breaks his heart? Why would she do that? I would do anything for a guy like that." she all but screamed at me. I don't really know what she's worrying about, she could have any guy she wants.

"Don't sweat it Maria. So when do you want to leave for the movie?" I asked changing the subject. " I got the van tonight! Whoo Whoo!"

"Oh yeah! The hot, white van. I don't care lets just go on and leave, this corset is killing me." Maria said putting her glass in the sink and adjusting her dress in a way that no one should do in public.

"Alright, get in the van." I said and then snapped my fingers like they do on my favorite commercial.

"So, do you think Elizabeth Swann is a skank too?" She asked before we got out to my mom's white van.

"Yes, I do. No more talking about it though. Do we have an accord?' I asked sticking out my hand.

"We have an accord." She said and we did our secret handshake thingy we've been doing since 3rd grade.

So I guess I should tell you a little bit about us. My name is Taylor Downs. I have bluish-green eyes and these awesome glasses. I'm about 5'7 and have long blonde hair with bangs. One thing about me that I dislike is that I'm so lazy and I'm not really as "fit" as I could/should be. But I am thinking about joining a gym and shedding a few extra pounds before beach season.

Maria Zarantonello is my Italian best friend. Actually, more like a sister than a best friend. She and I are both 18 and heading off to college soon. Maria has brilliant blue eyes and has really long brown hair. Very pretty and shiny. She is about 5'5 and one of the best people I know.

Where my best friend is more relaxed and laid back, I am more up and ready to go. She is serious and still funny, but I don't take anything serious except grades and I love to be sarcastic and funny. So basically she's the ying to my yang. The ping to my pong and any other analogy you can think of.

By the time we got to the movie theater, it was packed with people. Luckily I had gotten our tickets earlier in the week so all we had to do was go to the theater. We were the first people in the theater and it was kind of eerie, which Maria felt the need to point out.

" So this is kind of weird. Why are we the only people in here, and why are there no previews yet?" She asked looking around the deserted theater.

"Uh, I don't know. I'm sure more people are coming." I said as I started to bounce up and down in my seat.

"Well lets hurry this up and get the show on the road. I think I'm going to pass out from lack of oxygen."

"I told you before that you shouldn't have worn that stupid corset." I looked up and down the rows and back towards the door but I didn't see anyone coming in. I turned towards the screen because Maria was pulling on my arm. "What is it now?" I asked and she pointed to the screen where the Aztec gold was coming into view.

We waited for the Pirates logo to come up, but it never did. Instead the screen went blank and the lights went off. "O.k. Something is seriously wrong with this theater." Maria stated.

"You think I don't know that already?" My voice had started to shake and I felt this weird pull at my feet. "Maria, I think we should just go to another theater." I turned to look at where Maria was and noticed that the lights had come back on.

"Well this is just peachy." Maria said as she stood up from where we were sitting and brushed off her skirts.

"What are you talking about?" I asked as I got up too.

"Take a look around Taylor. What do you see?" She asked me and rolled her eyes. So I took a look around.

"Oh My Buddha!" I screamed and started jumping up and down. We were at the docks of Port Royal! What the heck?

"O.k. Tay. Calm down and lets think about this rationally. We cant really be in a movie because that would just be unrealistic. I bet that this is a dream." She stated, but I wasn't paying any attention because Captain Jack Sparrow had just walked past us! The Captain Jack Sparrow! I was pointing and waving my arms and all but having a heart attack, but Maria didn't seem to notice or care. So I decided I was just going to get up and follow him. I would meet Maria eventually.

"And we should probably come up with some type of plan to meet back somewhere, before Barbossa and his crew come. Alright Taylor? Taylor?" Maria asked looking around. "Oh great. Of course she's gone. Well no since in waiting around for her. Where is Will?"

I giggled from my hiding place as I watched Maria walk down the dock and off to where she thought the blacksmith shop was. Hopefully I would meet up with her there. I jumped out from behind the barrels I was hiding behind and went off to do a little bird watching.

" 'Old up there you!" I heard someone shout. Oh I must be getting close. "I said stop missy." the voice said again and I felt a hand on the back of my shoulder. I whirled around to come face to face with two soldiers.

" 'Ello boys. What was it you'd be needing from little ol' me?" I asked with what I tried to make a British accent but I'm sure it sounded Australian.

"You, miss, are a pirate. We will be apprehending you and taking you to jail, where you will be hung tomorrow." One of the soldiers stated with authority.

"Oh, well, what would you say to a little proposition of mine?" I asked trying to think of someway to get a get out of jail free card.

"We don't take propositions from pirates." the other guard said.

"Well, what if I could tell you about a more notorious pirate? One who would be worth more than me?" I said. Sorry Jack, but you got to do what you got to do.

"Well," The fat guard said, clearing his throat, " Who would that be?"

"Captain Sparrow." I stated with a gold toothed smile. "He's down by the Interceptor's dock right now. And by the sounds of it, so are many other people. Oh my, what's that?" I asked and pointed in the general direction of the fort. The idiot soldiers looked and I took off running to through the town of Port Royal. I guess I'll have to find Jack later.

I ran through town until I got where I needed to go. The Blacksmith shop. I ran to the door and pushed. Surprisingly enough, the door opened and I walked in. It was weird in here. So I walked around and went over to the big machine thing that was used to make swords. That's when I remembered the donkey. I looked around and noticed it was over by the door. I walked over to the donkey and petted him on the head. "Poor thing. All this animal cruelty." It looked up at me with its sad eyes. "Awe you're a cute little thing aren' you?" I asked it.

"Aye love, and so are you." I felt cool steel up against the back of my throat and I froze. I wanted to meet Jack, but not like this. "And why, may I ask, are you in here missy?"

"First off, my name is Taylor, not missy. Secondly, get that sword off of my neck. Thirdly, what I am doing in here is none of your business." I said as I ducked and put the donkey between myself and the infamous pirate. I couldn't believe it, I was actually in a room with Captain Jack Sparrow and he was sooo much hotter than in the movies.

"Well, Taylor, I was almost apprehended by some soldiers and I couldn't help but over hear that some pirate, in fact a girl pirate, said they could find me at the docks." He said with an evil glint in his eyes as he sidestepped the donkey and came closer to me. I gulped and stepped around that huge machine thing to put some distance between us. He was starting to scare me and I couldn't stop staring at him. Curse his piratey goodness.

"Well, uh, I really have no idea what your talking about and you better get those shackles off before someone comes in here and you have to fight." I said trying to not mess the movie up too much.

"By the powers your right. I'll deal with you later. Now where can I get these things off." He started to mutter something to himself as he went over to Mr. Brown. When he didn't move he walked over and went to get that one tool to help him. He glanced over at me to see if I would help him.

"Huh, yah I don't think so. I'm just going to be over here." I said as I walked over to the barrels and climbed up onto one of the rafters. I was just close enough to hear Jack whisper something about pirate wenches. "Excuse me, but I am not a wench. And I don't believe you have told me who you are." I really wanted him to tell me that he was Jack Sparrow even though I already knew that.

"Love, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow." He said waving his arms out in front of him like he was trying to make some big point.

"Oh, right!" I said, "Never heard of you."

"Somehow I find that hard to believe." He said as he took the sword from the fire and brought it over to where the donkey was. I rolled my eyes and watched as the donkey hissed and the machine started to move. Just as Jack got his shackles broken the door started to open. "Don't say a word." Jack said to me as he went to hide.

When the doors opened fully two people walked inside. "Maria!" I yelled as I jumped down from the rafters. In my excitement over my friend I forgot I was in a skirt and when I tried to hold it down, I landed on my back. "Ow." I said.

"Taylor!" Maria said before bursting into insane laughter. Will looked like he wanted to laugh to but held it in, the gentleman that he was, and came over to see if I was alright.

"I'm sorry but I'm not sure Miss Bloom has introduced us. I'm Will Turner." Will said. I raised my eyebrows at Maria who just shook her head.

"Well, Will, my name is Taylor Downs." I said sticking out my hand to Will so he could shake it. Will walked over to the donkey to stop the machine, and I took the opportunity to talk to Maria.

"So, Ms. Bloom, huh?" I asked. Maria playfully shoved me and rolled her eyes.

"Yah. I wish, but anyways where did you go?" Maria said as she narrowed her eyes at me.

" I just went off to have a little fun." I said innocently. She was about to respond when we heard two swords hit. Turning around we saw Jack and Will "crossing blades."

"You think this wise boy, crossing blades with a pirate?" Jack asked Will.

"You threatened Miss Swann." William said and Jack pushed his sword against Will's.

"Only a little." Jack and I said at the same time. Both men turned and gave me a weird look before turning back to each other and fighting.

"Come on, I want good seats." Maria said as she began to climb up into the rafters.

"Maria! Your in a dress, have some decency." I said, but she just waved me off. I rolled my eyes and climbed up to her as well.

"Well your one to talk Tay. You've got a skirt on." She said. I looked at her and pulled my skirt up a little to reveal some short shorts that I had on. "Oh." was all she said. When we looked back down to the battle below us, Will was throwing his sword into the door. When it hit the door, right next to Jack's face I might add, Maria cheered and I gasped. Jack grabbed the hilt of the sword with both hands and tugged. When that didn't work he started bouncing up and down. Needless to say it was hilarious.

"That is a wonderful trick." Jack said, jumping down from the ledge. "Except, once again, you are between me and my way out. And now, you have no weapon." Jack pulled out his sword and held it towards Will. Will looked around for a moment before pulling a sword out of the fire and holding it towards Jack. Jack's eyes widened and he spun around as the blades to the two swords hit.

"This is the best part of the fight. Right here." Maria said as she started to bounce up and down to the music she was humming.

"Who makes all these?" Jack asked as Will threw more unfinished swords at him.

"I do." Will said and Maria started to mouth the words. " And I practice with them," throw sword, "Three times a day."

"You need to find yourself a girl, mate." Jack said and Maria wolf-whistled. "Or perhaps the reason you practice with them three times a day is because you've already found one, and are incapable of wooing said strumpet." Jack looked down with a disgusted look on his face. "Your not a eunuch are you?" He asked.

"Oh, burn!" I said and Maria gave me a shove.

"I practice three times a day so when I meet a pirate, I can kill it." Will said as he lunged at Jack. They jumped onto the cart thing and the whole fight scene came to its climax. When they jumped up onto the rafters, Jack gave us a wink, to which I almost fell off the rafters, and Will jumped between us.

Then in a series of complicated moves I could never even attempt, Will had a gun pointed in his face. "Move away." Jack said.

"Don't do it!" Maria yelled and we jumped down from the rafters, more gracefully this time, and went to stand behind Jack.

"No!" Will yelled. The door started to shake as Norry and his men hit the door.

Jack gave an exasperated sigh and looked from the door back to Will. "Please move?" He asked hurriedly.

"I can not just step aside and let you escape." Will said and Maria and I moved out of the way so Mr. Brown could get through to Jack.

Jack cocked the gun and pointed it between Will's eyes. "This shot is not meant for you." He said then fell over as Mr. Brown's rum bottle smashed over his head. Then the king's royal navy bust through the doors and came inside. Norrington looked at Maria and nodded, then to Will, then to Mr. Brown, and lastly to me. I waved and blew him a kiss, to which he rolled his eyes and looked to two men who grabbed my wrists and but them in shackles.

"Excellent work Mr. Brown. You have just assisted in the capture of two dangerous fugitives." Norrington was saying. Will and Maria looked at me as Mr. Brown said something about civic duties.

"Did I not mention that I was almost arrested?" I asked. Maria rolled her eyes and Will looked to me and then to Norrington. "What charges is she called on?" He asked.

Norrington looked Will up and down before answering. "She is convicted of aiding a pirate and in committing acts of piracy."

"What acts of piracy?" Maria and I asked at the same time.

"I don't have time to get into the details now. Take them away." Norrington said with finality.

"I'll meet up with you later!" I yelled to Maria as I was dragged off. "Have fun!" She yelled back.

Well it looks as if I get to spend a little time in the slammer! Yay!

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Well there's the first chapter! I hope you all enjoyed it. I hope I can get the next chapter up fairly quick, as well as update some of my other stories. It's summer time! So get out there and have some fun in the sun! but first click the review button and give me some feedback please!
Yours Truly,
Baby Blue Eyes 10