Tellitubes fan fiction – hella yeah.
Rated M for language and violence. I don't own the tellitubbes cos if I did they would be, like, dead. :P
Okay, so, like, one day, when it was, like, in tellytubby land, the purple one….I think its name is Tinky-Winky…I wonder what he's been up to? ;) ;) went to that hill where they always go. He/she saw the yellow one, like, totally graphiti his ride. It was a hat. :P That was not on, so it went up to it and said
"OMG man, you is like, fukin graphitin ma ride bitch!"
The yellow one replied, "No fukin way dude, I wos improving it, it was like, a bloody disgrace man, it was 'orrible!"
So then they had a fight and there was blood everywhere and all the guts and brain flew everywhere and they both died and then the pink one, who was pregnant with the purple one's baby came along and cried.
EPIC.