Warning this is a Crack Fic

I don't own Naruto

I don't own Samurai Deeper Kyo

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"talking text"

inner thoughts

Jutsu/Techniques

"For the first match let us begin." Hayate said, and everyone's head move to take a look at the black screen that was randomly cycling names. Finally after what seemed hours of waiting the two names cycled down. Several people's heads turned and looked at the first contest that simply smirked and returned a card to his deck. The next moment was filled of a cry of excitement from a certain green dressed ninja.

"Will Rock Lee and Tokito Muramasa please come to the arena floor the rest of you go to the upper balcony please? Tokito began walking down the stairs slowly not a care in the world. Lee was about to leap off the balcony to the floor when Gai sensei stopped him.

"Lee those cards look suspicious, I would be wary of them." Gai whispered next to Rock Lee who as writing down what Gai said on a pad of paper.

"Fool, Lee you won't have time to look at your notes when fighting him. Now get down there and show him the power of youth." Gai yelled.

"Yes Guy-sensei." Lee yelled back and then leapt to the arena floor. Lee landed nimbly and looked at his opponent across from him. Tokito had dirty blond hair, eerie yellow eyes and a smile that spoke of pure evil. Tokito was wearing a white long sleeve t-shirt complete with a purple vest, purple and blue shorts with long white socks with sandals on the bottom.

"I will show you the power of hard work and prove that it can defeat a genius." Lee boasted as Tokito finished walking down the stairs to the ground level.

"Really…lets have a quick fortune telling session and see what your fate holds." Tokito pulls out a seemingly random card from his deck and takes a look at it.

"Your future is death. Rock Lee you will die as your eight gates are shattered by the Hokuto seven star constellation." Tokito calmly said for all to hear.

"Fates matter little to me as I will pass through them all and prove that anyone can surpass a genius." Rock lee said ignoring Tokito's comment as he had heard it from Neji every day.

"That's the problem with weaklings they always believe in their strength as if it will save them. Examiner can we start already I have not the patience to wait much longer. " Tokito replied bored and inwardly happy at the thought of seeing a crushed face very soon.

"First match of the preliminaries begin. " Hayate voiced and then dashed back to get out of the way. Rock Lee wasted no time dashing toward an immobile Tokito who waited from Rock Lee's attack patiently.

"Konoha Whirld…ack!" Rock Lee began the attack only find Tokito behind him and Tokito's sword stabbed into his shoulder blade stopping his attack cold and causing rock lee to wince in serious pain from the wound as Tokito quickly removed his sword from his body and leapt a few feet away from Rock Lee's still crouching form.

"That was my slowest speed at level one. Each time you attack I'll up the speed one more level and if you fail to connect ill injure you in some way. Hope you can catch me fast before I surpass your speed completely." Tokito said laughing the entire time.

He's extremely fast; if that's truly his slowest speed then Lee needs to remove his weights now to have any shot of fighting Tokito equally. Gai inwardly cringed at the thought and knew exactly what he had to do.

"Lee take them off." Gai yelled.

"But Gai sensei I thought you said only to do that when I was defending someone precious to me." Rock lee replied.

"I don't care take them off" Gai yelled back to lee who was quickly forming a smile on his face. Lee leapt into the air landing on one of the statue's heads before reaching into his leg warmers and removing his weights.

"Yes, now I can move easier." Rock Lee yelled, and followed up by dropping the weights that created a huge explosion when they landed on the ground.

(Meanwhile on the balcony)

"Gai are those weights?" Kakashi asked Gai who nodded in return. The huge explosion caused by the weights sent many genin cringing in fear from the sheer weight that lee must have been carrying. Kakashi had a shocked expression on his face and was stunned for a few seconds before muttering, "That's too much weight Gai."

(Back on the arena floor)

"Removing some weight won't help you at all." Tokito calmly said, and kept the same face even when the weights explosion happened and sent the twin plumes of dust in the air.

"Sorry to disappoint you ninja-san but against someone of my talent nothing you can do will work, just give up your defeat is guaranteed." Tokito calmly intoned to a stunned crowd who were still recovering from the weights explosion.

Lee didn't answer and instead disappeared in a show of high-speed movement. Lee reappeared behind a motionless Tokito and was absolutely stunned when his punch sailed right threw Tokito revealing itself to being an after image.

"Not bad you made me completely skip level 2, I guess your not complete trash after all." Tokito said who was now behind Lee and snickered at Lee's shocked expression before slamming him in the stomach with the hilt of his sword. Lee flew a few feet back before crash landing and struggled to get up while holding his stomach in obvious pain.

"Tokito how many times have I told you not to play with weaklings, just finish him off already we do have other matches you know." An annoyed Fubiki muttered out loud. Fubiki's eyes were closed and he stood their motionless with an expression that showed complete disinterest in the fight going down below.

"Sorry Fubiki-san I forgot how much fun destroying weakling..." Tokito stopped sensing Lee's impending attack and hastily turned to slash Lee only to find Lee having somehow dodged the attack and not only behind Tokito but on Tokito's left flank.

"You leave your right side open when you attack, that's a bad habit, Tokito-san." Lee said beginning his next high power taijustu maneuver.

All right even while being attacked Lee still managed to discover Tokito's weak point. The flame of youth burns brightly in my student. Gai was thinking while wearing a huge smile of victory confident in his student's imminent victory.

"Konoha..Ack" Lee began again trying to land a blow on Tokito only to be stopped by a sudden, extreme pain originating on his uninjured shoulder blade.

"You know ninja-san I never explained why my blade is called Hotuko Shichisei. It's named after the seven stars of the big dipper. On the outskirts of where I live the big dipper is spilt into two groups. The four stars are called "Tokai" the remaining three are called "Tohyo". Tokito said as if explaining a simple concept to a child.

Rock Lee fell over in pain and a small pool of blood emitting from both his shoulder wounds. The other people in the arena could see Tokito wielded TWO swords were before he only wielded one. Rock Lee managed to recover enough to open his eyes and stare in shock at Tokito's twin swords.

"I could have beaten you at any time but I wanted you to think I had a weakness so I could surprise you, so has the fact that all your hard works amounts to nothing when compared against my talent?" Tokito said laughing while Rock Lee managed to stand and come up with a plan of action.

The only move I have left that could possibly touch him is the Lotus but will Gai sensei let me use it.

Lee signaled his intent to use the hidden lotus to Gai sensei by sending what some people in the room could swear was an eye twinkle. Gai received and sent a thumb up signal in response clearing giving Lee permission to use the hidden lotus. Upon receiving Gai's permission Lee began to unwrap his arms. Tokito was shaken out his daydream by Lee odd movement and Tokito sighed having inwardly hoped Lee would give up already.

"Well playtimes over ninja-san time to finish this." Tokito began when he was cut off by Lee's determined voice.

"Yes Tokito-san let us end this." Lee voiced having finally unwrapped enough bandages for his move. Lee began rapidly moving in a circle kicking up a dust storm all around Tokito denying him vision and an escape route. Tokito stood their swords at the ready calmly waiting for Lee's attack already having a particular vicious counter attack in mind. Suddenly Lee appeared in front of Tokito his leg already moving to connect with Tokito's jaw as the first step in performing the Hidden Lotus. The world seemed to come to a complete stop and everyone seemed to be able to see the attack in slow motion.

Go bushy brows show that sword wielding freak that hard work can pummel talent any day. Naruto voiced loudly in his mind.

The flames of youth always prevail. Gai thought once again believing victory would come to his student.

Show me your dedication and beat this nobody so you can face me. Neji thought confident that Lee's persistence would pull through here just as it had in the past.

Various other positive comments on Lee's victory were going through the other Leaf ninja's minds while the foreign ninja were at least impressed by Lee's desire to win. Even Gaara wanted Lee's blood as an indication of Lee's strength that he had shown.

Only two people were against the general train thought of Lee's victory. Yuan's mind was simply blank as he was taking a nap. Fubiki finally opened his eyes for the first time in the entire fight and smirked knowing what was going to happen next. Time began to flow again and people's heartbeats began to race as they awaited Lees's kick to connect when they were interrupted by a cruel voice that promised pain.

"First star Tonro!" Tokito replied a grin beginning to form on his mouth. Tokito vanished out of perception the only visible part of the attack were the afterimages of at least eight strikes appeared in the air all connecting lee's chest which had blood flying away from his new wounds. Tokito's finishing position was behind Lee, in a crouching position with each sword facing up and away from the body, the arms fully extended. By far the worst thing was Tokito's evil grin more suited to the Kyuubi then a human. "Gah...ack...aah." were Lee's various cries of pain from the sword blows but the next words sent chills down every sane ninja's spine.

"Not done yet, after all the Hotuko constellation is made up of seven stars." Tokito said cruelly with obvious enjoyment at the pain he was inflicting evident in his voice. Tokito was already facing Lee's back and prepared for the next strike.

"Second star Kumon!" Tokito began and dozens of sword blows appeared showing the true extent of Tokito's superior speed. Many of the genin couldn't even follow Tokito's movements and even the jounin had trouble observe every move.

"Third star Rokuson!......Fourth star Mongoku!.....Fifth star Rencho!.....Sixth star Mugoku!....Seventh star Hagun!" Tokito announced his next attack as soon as the previous attack was completed fully intending to crush Lee's body completely and to leave no chance for an interruption from the proctor, nor to leave any doubt as to which warrior was stronger. Tokito was wearing his evil smile the entire time clearly delighting in crushing the weakling before him.

Lee's body was getting sliced everywhere from his leg warmers to his head with the sheer volley and ever changing angle of Tokito's aggressive twin sword assault. Finally the attack ended and Lee's battered and bloody body was allowed to crash into the ground leaving an impact crater that slowly began to fill with blood from Lee's numerous wounds that were present all over his body.

"Is the match over, Proctor-san?" Tokito asked with a sweet, innocent voice that was betrayed by the cruelty that he had just inflicted on his opponent.

Every ninja in the arena began to notice some small details that showed just how much of a power difference was between the two contestants. Tokito has not one injury on him, while he had completely destroyed Rock Lee's body. Tokito was also not even breathing hard nor was any sign of sweat visible. To the crowd it looked as if Tokito had just used as much energy as a walk around a block did instead of engaging in a high-speed battle and using several energy intensive moves. Finally the last major detail was Tokito's completely uncaring attitude about the match it was the look of a person who just crush a cockroach, cause the look was one of satisfaction.

"Winner Tokito Muramasa" Hayate said as several medics hurried to the body of Rock Lee to move it to the emergency ward center to try and save his life.

Thats a wrap for the first match. Lemme know what you think. constructive critism welcome as well. Flames will be ignored.

The next match i was thinking of Yuan V.S. Neji but if you guys have a better match up I'll go with that.