Annabeth supa supa awesome POV

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

I slammed my fist into the alarm clock to make it stop screaming. "Stupid alarm clock," I muttered. "Never has a good noise. I've listened to 'Beep beep!' and 'ring ring!' So many times that I had to switch to the screaming, and now it's getting really annoying. And I was having a wonderful dream about my Percy-poo, too!"

"Time for school," my bitchy stepmom called. "I made you pancakes and bought the syrup you like! Do you want me to bring you breakfast in bed?"

Ha! She's only being nice because my dad's around.

"Your dad's not here this morning so it's just going to be you and me for breakfast! Your little brothers have gone missing, but who cares?!"

Bitch.

I got dressed in a shirt with an owl on it, super short Jean shorts that said 'FABULOUS DAUGHTER OF ATHENA' on them, and pulled on grey converse. No, it's not like I'll tip off any monsters of my identity!

I walked out of mah house and next door into Goode. Did I mention that Goode is right next door to my house now! My boyfriend Percy teleported it to San Francisco.

-flashback-

"Annabeth, OMG WE SHOULD TOTES LIVE TOGETHERNESS!" Said Percy in never ending caps lock.

"Oh my gods you're right!" I squealed back. But Goode is in New York!"

"I'll move it," said Percy. "With my amazing powers...

-flashback within the flashback-

"Because y'all saved us," Zeus proclaimed in a powerful voice, "y'all are gods now, and y'all get no choice in this." After Zeus was all manly, Hera looked into Annabeth's eyes and wiggled her majestic eyebrows in a threatening manner. "Percy, you will be the god of awesomeness and cats. Annabeth, you will be da god of bitches. Finally Marc you-"

Percy interrupted Zeus. "who da efffff is Marc?!

"OMG never mind." Zeus said. "I'm just foreshadowing. Marc, you will be the god of brutally murdering people."

Annabeth and I jumped for joy.

-end of flashback within flashback-

"Kk" I said. "You should totes move Goode to California! PERCYSNOOPLERDOODLEKINS I CAN SEE YOU EVERYDAY!"

-end of flashback-

I walked into Goode swaying my hips in a way that made all the boys screech like patriotic bald eagles with desire.

My homing sense led me to where Percy was. I'm just that amazing. I stopped in front of an empty classroom.

I opened the door and saw my Percypoo kissing another girl. I threw her of him and into a door so hard her neck cracked. "PERCY I SAW YOU KISSING ANOTHER GIRL. WHAT HAPPENED?!" "I don't know Annababe," he whispered in a smexy manner, "all I know is that she kissed me and I couldn't push her off for my arms had become weak, they had turned into noodles." He held up is spaghetti arm for emphasis.

"I'M SO SORRY MY PERCYPOO, THAT MUST HAVE BEEN TERRIBLE!" I screeched.

"Thank you for understanding my Annababe," he smoothly said. He reached out to hug me, however his spaghetti arms would not move in the direction he wanted them to. They suddenly became human flesh again. "Thanks Annababe!" He cried.

"Come on," I said. "We have to go to Gods and Goddesses club. Don't you love how Goode has that during the school day?"

Percy's manly POV

We went into the room that held the Gods and Goddesses club all day. We decided not to go to class, the teachers would understand. They love Annabeth.

Finally, the school day was over. Finally, we're getting to the actual plot!

Annabeth's super smart POV

Out front were our pegasi. No one ever noticed them. Dumb mortals!

Percy helped me onto mine. It was grey with silver stripes, or possibly silver with grey stripes. Its wings changed colors like a bad 2000s graphic. It had silver eyes with golden flecks, and no pupils whatsoever. For some reason, pupils are never mentioned in these stories. I guess we're all half demon or something.

"Damn it!" One author screamed at the other. "No breaking the fourth wall!"

I looked at Percy's pegasus. It was pure sea green with natural gold spots. I guess that means it's not pure sea green. Its wings were hot pink butterfly wings with flames on them. Its eyes were pure black; it was also half demon.

Suddenly, my step mom poked her head out of one of the house. "Annabeth! Do you want some fresh chocolate chip cookies? I made your favorite recipe!"

"Shut it, bitch!" I cried, finally free to voice my opinion. "Percy and I are going back to New York and Camp Half-Blood, which is on Long Island, zip code 11930! It's a giant secret that I probably shouldn't be screaming for the world to hear!"

"But Annabeth," my stepmom yelled benevolently back, "I love you! I want to take the place of a real mom in your life! Plus, Percy inconvenienced people for you when he moved Goode across the country! Surely you don't want to waste that!"

"I know what you're really like!" Percy screeched in a manly manner. "Don't talk to Annabeth like that, Annabeth's stepmom! What's your name again?"

We flew on our pegasi into the sunset. Except it was only 3:15 in the afternoon. In spring. Whatever.

"We totally showed her, Percypoo!" I laughed.

"Yeah, Annababe!"

Our pegasi flew through a plot hole and suddenly, we were only a mile away from Camp Half-Blood!

But oh no! They suddenly stopped in midair!

"What's going on?" Percy asked.

It whinnied back to him.

"They're out of gas," Percy translated. "Oh no!"

We were so close to Camp, yet so far. Suddenly, there was a giant cliff in front of us! We were going to crash! On the cliff was the word "hanger." Damn it, a cliffhanger!

And suddenly, our pegasi flew upwards again. They landed on the ground outside of Camp Half-Blood.

"I gassed your pegasi in midair so that you would survive," said a smexy voice.

I turned around. Standing there was a man, glorious man-locks flowing in the wind.

"My name is..."

End Chapter

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