Hi, this is my fist rk fic… I think I will do spoilers or something really bad… but still bare with me I had the idea when I what the movie of pirates of the Caribbean, I just change some things.

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(…) Me… aka. Author with thing in mind to say to person that read

Disclaimer: I don't own anything.

Pirate life or so it seems

Chapert One..

Introduction?

'The sound of the sea on the boat… the sound of my fellow pirates on a little ship that was sailing to the horizon with no ending… the sound of' My daydream was cut when I return to reality.

"Hey there Captain Himura" said a cheerful pirate named tsubame

"What… some one call"

"Captain what are we going to do now that we are in the middle of nowhere and stranded on a "life boat" that seem like a death boat"

"Yeah! What are we going to do Kenshin… we got nothing, do you understand me NOTHING"

"Calm down Sanosuke, I will find a way out of this, like the other times that we face problems like these"

"O yeah… like when dear old Shishio burn our ship, only spear out life's because he is your brother" replies sanosuke growing impatient with every minute that pass, no with every wave that plash him on the face. (Yes I make shishio kenshin's brother… I said I made changes)

"Calm down you handsome chicken, being mad with Kenshin does were bad thing to your mind and soul, not to mention you age much faster"

"Stop calling me handsome… it's not that I am. It's just weird coming from a male/fem pirate like you kamatari"

"As interesting his your little hat his, is not helping the little tincy problem that we have on our hand in this precise moment. So what are we going to do now Captain Himura?"

"I know, I got the perfect idea, listen to this" yell Kenshin and started to explain his "master plan" to the rest of his tri-personnel (I think that mean three persons… Tsubame, yes I put some more character to her, the chicken head Sano and Fem pirate Kamatari… nice personnel)

-In another place-

"Wake up kaoru-chan! You are going to be late for the ball thing"

"Ah! –yawn- late for what? Misao, I don't remember I have to do something today"

"The ball! The ball that your father his holding so that you can chose your husband, of at least see some people" replies misao gown impatient

"Oo, that ball… -kaoru thought for a moment, to let all the information get in- what! That's today!" and so she jump from the fancy and expensive bed to get to the dressing room.

And so Misao started dressing kaoru has fast has her young hands can

"What is that!!!" kaoru pointed to a cloth that look like the upper part of a dress, but this "cloth" had metallic thing between the fabric

"That a corset, your father said that you must use it"

"What's a corset… sound kinda French or fancy…" kaoru was just finishing saying that when misao applied the so call corset on her mistress body. "What the… you can barely breath in this"

'man, been high society sucks if you have to wear that… poor kaoru' "But it looks good and you look more thing than ever" 'hope that that makes her more happy of something… in this type of situation I really am happy not to be high society and stuff, so much rules and stuff to wear that can kill you'

"C'mon misao you know better, I bet that in this moment you are happy not to be in my position" 'It's right there on her face! You can just see throw it'

"Well guessing what I am thinking is not helping you timing for the ball, we better hurry or your father will be very piss off with you been the only child, and since your mother died…' misao stop short when she notice the impact that she had done at the mention of kaoru's mom death reality " I did not mean to sound rude, please forgive me your mistress and sorry for using such common language in your presence"

"Don't worry, and don't talk to me all mighty and stuff been the mayors daughter does not have to limit my best friend attitude towards me"

And there was a nock on the door and a so familiar voice

"Kamiya can I come in"

"Sure" was the simple reply to the question

"I was wondering what happen to you, it's getting late and your father is gowing…" the voice stop the nano second it set eyes on kaoru

"What megumi, mi dad's what?"

"Look at you kaoru you are drop dead gorgeous"

"Am I really… -kaoru started to blush- that's not the point"

"But still, how come no one propose to you already"

"That because they are all pigs, and they are to materialistic pig with attitude… I don't what nothing like that I was a person that likes to have adventures with no limits, with out knowing the consequences…" kaoru started to daydream. Holding and invisible man with long hair (she just like long hair… and I really don't have daydreams about guys so I can't describe this)

'She is doing it again… megumi his going to take advantage of this situation to remind her that bla bla bla'

"That's a bloody pirate! You surely don't mean a pirate, they are ugly, they have wooden legs and pointy claw-hands and stupid parrots and on top you can get kill if you go out with one"

"C'mon Megumi lighten up, what happen if you fall in love with one?"

"that will be the day that I go crazy"

"Hey… sorry to interrupt but the BALL! Your FATHER!" misao emphasize on the words ball and father

"Aah!! I am not ready!" 'stupid ball, stupid high society and corsets

"We can appreciate that…and by the way I also came to tell you that it will be all held on the hill side fort next to the ocean… so that you put something for the cold"

"Just my luck I can't breath and next to the stinky fort that soo high"

-were kenshin is-

"Are you sure about this… I feel, well I feel like a bloody…." Sanosuke just can't put his finger on the word

"What I feel fine with this, I think is the best thing I have worn since a long time" said tsubame "Is Sano afraid of a dress… c'mon it wont hurt you" teasingly said tsubame to sano "You don't se ken-san or kama-san complaining"

"Fist I am not afraid of dresses, second you feel fine because you are a girl, and third… sorry but, kenshin looks like a lady and kamatari tries to be one"

"Hey take that back! It's not my fault I look like one, and has you I am not enjoying any thing about this, but we have to do this in order to get to that ball to find out information on that ship, and also get some decent food"

"look on the bright side sano, there is food, you ear me FOOD!"

"ok… kamatari, at least you are not miserable wearing lady stuff"

"But I am, this color doesn't fit me well, I prefer a little more purple, orange and gold don't do me good"

At this moment kenshin only though ' What I did wrong to deserve this almighty, did I did something bad in my other life, our are you just against pirates…' Kenshin got out from his troughs and just said "C'mon you guys, the ball is minutes away"

To be continued….

A/n: did you like it? If so please read & review. I really don't know what to do with this story it just came when I was really board in school. Please R&R, if at least I get 2 reviews I will try to writhe chapter two… if not… then maybe I will update. And please help with the title.