Introduction to Insanity!

by Your Local Witch

A silly little song I wrote to the tune of the Intro to Joseph and The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. Mentions slash what else would you expect from me? and is more or less short, random and silly... enjoy!Mention of HPDM and OWPW. Review!

A/N: This is what happens when a Harry Potter obsessed girl takes a theatre class... warning: is quite random and slashy and strange. Whee! You can tell I'm gaving a rather mental day.... heeheheeheeheheehee... consider yourself warned... heehee!

Introduction to Insanity!!!!

(to the tune of the Introduction to Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat)

Some wizards dream,

Of the wonders they'll do

Before their time

At Hogwarts is through

Some just don't have anything planned

They start out rich and hoard their gold in the sand

Now I wont say who is dumb, who is bright

But if you're still fleeing into the night

Then all I'll need is a sickle or two

To tell the tale... of some wizards like youuuuuuu!

Harry dreams alot

Mostly 'bout how Draco

Is so hot

And if he dreams it, wants it, bribes people to get it for him,

Then it's true...

Draco wants him too.

Moving along,

I'm adding Percy in my song

'Cause he's alone, insecure and a sexy redhead too...

And he's in love with... you! (points at Oliver Wood ((he just happens to be in the room)), who blanches, looks quite pale, and keels over, quite conveniently into a redfaced Percy's lap, who manages to revive Oliver using CPR with a lot of tongue. Oliver gains conciousness, then picks up Percy and carries him off into the closet (a literal one, not the figurative one winkwink ). Lots of strange noises can be heard. Daniel Radcliffe jumps through the window, shattering it, and we start snogging.

FIN

A/N: You were warned! Yes, very weird, I know, isn't it great? (The weirdness, not the song itself) Heehee. SNOG!!! (just for you, Bailey) Ahem. Yes. Well then. Check out me other fanfictions! (they're usually not quite this random)