I do not own Alejandro or any of the Total Drama characters. This fanfic follows the only rule on the show, except for Heather's haircut all characters will return the next season in exactly the same condition as when they first appeared on the show. So no scars or haircuts for Alejandro. Please review and enjoy.

Total Drama Reloaded

By Mira Noel

Chapter One

Alejandro stepped off the boat and looked around at Camp Wawanakwa. He scowled, particularly unhappy with the current situation. He remembered the call from Chris vividly. "Hey Alejandro, guess what we're doing another season of Total Drama! I expect you to be on the boat for Camp Wawanakwa tomorrow. And before you object you should know that you don't have a choice it's in your contract. See you soon Lover Boy." He shuddered at the memory; it had only been six months since World Tour. But still; here he was about to go through this hell all over again. He knew it wouldn't be quite so easy this time around as he looked at the other cast mates. For the most part his gaze was met with glares of utter hatred. He'd made plenty of enemies last season and had few friends; if any. As he looked around his eyes met her's. The cold gray eyes of the girl who had taken his heart and shattered it to a million pieces. HEATHER! The love he had professed at their last meeting had turned to bitter hatred over the past six months. He glared and turned away; secretly vowing that he would never again let his heart interfere with the game. Nor would he ever fall in love; that only ever led to weakness and heartbreak.

"Welcome campers to another season of Total Drama!" Alejandro rolled his eyes and sighed as Chris's voice resonated through the load speaker. "Everyone is to go to camp, where you will be divided into teams. See you there campers. McLean out." Alejandro picked up his duffle and followed everyone toward camp. Then from out of the blue someone bumped into him from behind. He turned; ready tear into whomever it was when he realized that it was a totally new camper. She was gorgeous; tall, thin and curvy. Her platinum blonde hair was wavy and even longer than Sierra's. He looked her up and down, noticing that everything about her was extremely girly. Then his eyes met her big, icy blue doe eyes. "I'm so sorry; I was having trouble with my bag. I just didn't see you standing there." She had an accent, French he thought. "It's alright chica. No harm done." He smiled and picked up her bag; with some difficulty. Damn this thing weighs as much as Owen, he thought to himself. No wonder she was having trouble. They walked in silence for awhile, and then she spoke. "I'm Mionet by the way, what's your name." He looked at her incredulously, raising one eyebrow. "You don't know?" She cocked her to the side in way that rather reminded him of a bird. "Should I?" "I'm Alejandro, didn't you watch the last season?" "No, actually I've never seen a single episode." She said smiling brightly.

Heather glared as she watched the new girl chat up Alejandro. "Who the hell does she think she is?" she said, more to herself than anyone else. "Jealous much Heather." chuckled Duncan. "Oh shut up juvie boy!" "Ouch that really hurt" He laughed as he ran off toward Gwen. Heather rolled her eyes and continued her observations of Alejandro and the new girl. She didn't understand why Alejandro wasn't over here with her. He couldn't still be angry about the incident in Hawaii; if he was that was just plain hypocritical of him. He would've the exact same thing and she knew. Fine she thought be that way. I don't need him or anyone else. She joined the rest of the group just as Chris was getting ready to make the first announcement about the game.

"Welcome everybody. First off because you guys are boring and predictable; we have two new campers joining us this season. Say hello to Mionet." Mionet waved shyly at everyone before Chris continued. "And here's Ben." Ben was about Heather's height. He was thin, like Cody. His hair was black with a single purple streak that covered his left eye. He scanned the crowd, and found to his surprise a smiling a face amongst a great deal of apprehension. That's Katie, I think. Or is it Sadie. He thought to himself. He smiled back, wondering what the hell he was doing here. "Anyway, this season will be a BATTLE OF THE SEXES. Guys verses gals, you'll be divided into four teams of five. So when I call you up, pick the name of your team out of this hat and stand by your flag.

About ten minute later the teams were divided. "Okay and the teams are…The Shrieking Shrews; Heather, LeShawna, Lindsey, Izzy, and Katie." Heather groaned aloud.

Confessional Heather

Oh my god why do I always have to have the most useless people in the world on my team! It's not fair!

"Our next team is…The Raving Raccoons; Alejandro, Trent, Duncan, Cody, and Ben. Next we have…The Fleeing Ferrets; Mionet, Gwen, Courtney, Sierra and Bridgette."

Confessional Duncan

Hey I may not like Al, but my team could've been worse. He is pretty handy in a challenge.

"And last but certainly not least…The Obnoxious Owls; Justin, Noah, Owen, DJ, and Geoff. Now head to your team cabins and get some sleep. Your challenges start tomorrow."

Confessional Alejandro

(Laughter) The Shrieking Shrews. Oh my god, that's just so funny. So incredibly appropriate. (More laughter)

Confessional Mionet

I have a good feeling about this. I mean how hard could the challenges be…I mean really. I like my team mates, and if everyone is as nice as Alejandro; this is going to be a lot of fun.

Oh poor naïve Mionet. Thanks for reading. I hope you liked it. Anyway…major shout out to Total Drama Fan. I couldn't have done it without her ingenious help. Please review and of course read her story With You. Especially if you love the idea of Heather and Alejandro together. Thanks again, I'm sorry my story sucks. But remember I can't get better without your help, so please review. Mira out. :)