If any of you readers out in cyberwurld have ever played or know anything about FF9 then you know that Zidane lockes up an innocent Lindblum guard and takes his clothes and puts him in a guest room wardrobe in his search for Dagger at Lindblum Grand Castle. How does this poor guard escape, you ask? Well this is what u didn't see...
"Get in there and gimme your clothes!" Zidane says to the guard.
" Wha?" He answers stupidly.
Zidane grabs his clothes and shoves the poor guard in the wardrobe.
" Help!" Yells the Naked Man.
" I'll let you out when I'm done!" Promises zidane and he runs out of the room to search for Dagger upstairs.
A few minutes later Vivi comes into the guest room.
" I wonder if Zidane is here?" He wonders.
"Help me!" Yells the Naked man, " Let me out!"
" A-alright." Says Vivi startled. Vivi runs up the stairs and stumbles on one of the steps.
" Hurry!"
" I'm coming!" Says vivi as he brushed himself off.
"I'm in the wardrobe!" He cries desperately.
" O-ok" Vivi walks up to the wardrobe nad pulls open the doors.
"Ahhhhhhh! You're naked!" He yells and he slams the doors locking them again and runs out of the room.
Another few minutes pass and Steiner rambles into the guest room.
" Was that Vivi I just saw?" He thinks, "maybe the princess has returned."
" Princess!"
"PRINCESS!"
" help me!" Cries the naked man, "i'm in the wardrobe!"
" Don't worry," says Steiner," I'm a knight of Pluto!"
"Let me OUT!"
Steiner runs up to the wardrobe and pulls open the doors.
"EEEEEEEP! You're naked!" Steiner screams and he also slams and locks the doors again, the guard still inside.
Then Robert Dogherder from Conde Petie walks into the room wi' his duggy and does a little dance. "Di, di, di...." ( ok ok that couldn't have actually happened but it's still funny.)
Then one of the castle maids comes into the guest room to clean it. " well," she says to herself, "let's start with the wardrobe."
She walks up to the wardrobe and opens it. "EEEEEEEEK! A naked man!" She screams and hurridly locks the doors and looks for a guard.
Finally Zidane returns to the guest room with the Naked Mans clothes and lets him out of the wardrobe.
"Hey ..." Says Zidane, "how come ur not wearing any underwear like those Knights of Pluto?"
"Well..." Says the guard, "my uniform is cloth and I like to feel the breeze between my legs and besides the knights wear armour and that stuff pinches and scratches."
"Oh forgot I asked"
The guard trys to run out of the room but Zidane grabs him by the collar.
"Tell no one"
"Ok" the guard agrees and he hurries back to his post. Zidane also leaves the room.
The maid returns with a guard and points to the wardrobe "In there" she says. The guard flings open the door "theres nothing in there..."
Maybe this happened maybe it didn't. Maybe the Naked Man stays in there until Lindblum was destroyed by Atomos and he gets sucked in and Kuja says "ooh I like that" But probably not. We'd like it if you give us ur feed back this is our first fic. We hope you liked it!!!!!!