Note: I dont own this and yatta yatta yatta. Malcolm in the Middle fanfiction

Pure Smut at Times

Chapter 1

"School again," i said outloud to her mom. "Yes, i dont want u missing half of the school year this time. Plus no fighting unless the fucker deserved it and dont get expelled or else," ma said. "Fine, bitch," i said playfully. "Fuck u whore," ma said back. "Mila, I got a date tonight so u could have pizza or dick or watever u eat," ma said as she smirked

Ma was always more of a friend then a parent. Ever since my drug dealer dad left to jail after caught abusing her ma started fucking every man she saw.

I decided to go to school. This high was way bigger then my last one. I knew by 10th grade i will move again. It was a tradition that every 3 years i would move for some reason. Ethier im expelled, ma's new job or boy friend, or dad got out of prison.

As soon as I walked into school the boys started gawking at me. I could easily say i was the hottest girl here. Most of these white bitches may have had the tities but i got both ass and tits.

I came in school to find out i dont even have a schedule. So i had to go the counselors office. She told me tht first i had take to dumbass test so i took it. I wouldn't say im smart but i was smart. Everyone had a problem and mine was my short temper and sarcastic remarks.

As i predicted i passed the shit. She told me tht she gave me more advanced classes. By the time the lesbo stopped talking it was time for lunch. My first day. I was usually the popular bitch tht every would pretend to like but secretly hate. But this school was different i could feel it. I knew tht i probably wont be able to adapt to the richie bitchy life style. Might as well not get expelled and focuss on school.

After lunch where i sat next to some hot guys and popped out my chest (which got me some attention) i went to chemistry. I was forced to sit next to this really geeky/ugly little guy. "Hey," he said. "Hi," i forced out awkwardly. "Are u new," he asked dully. "Na im an undercover 50 year old," i said annoyingly. " yeah, i could tell by ur obvious plastic perfect exterior," he shot. I was surprised by this. Actually he was beginning to look kind of acceptable. "Not my fault i age good. By the could you tell me the guy who gave you tht sex change opperation. My has been wanting to be a girl for years." "As soon as you tell me which alley u got raped in, i want to warn some slutty intellectuals where to go to pop tht cherry." "Please, i bet ur still batting in this baseball game," i said. It wasn't my best and wasn't my worst. He laughed cutely. "Hey im malcolm," he said. "Mila, nice to meet someone who as great comebacks as me," i smiled giving him a sideways glance.

After tht class he asked me to come over to his house afterwards to study. Why not at least I'll have one friend.

I got my bookbag and went to the address malcolm wrote down in my science book. There house was about the size of mine. 2 bedrooms 1 bathroom. There house was cluttered due to the fact there mother Lois loved popping out babies. My house looked a little nicer because it's just me and ma.

Illl continue tommorow love u guys :X