A/N: God bless all the people who read this whole thing. This is my shitiest shit fic yet. I regret nothing
Many, many years ago
The sound of a small dog filled his ears as his eyes flickered open. It was no wonder his wife hadn't woken along with him, his hearing, of course, was far more advanced than her's.
Grumbling to himself, he sat up and ran a clawed hand threw his hair, looking around the room. He didn't see a dog in the room. How would it have gotten in anyw-
Small growls from the corner broke the silence of the dark room and a mischievous smirk grew on the Inu No Taisho's face. It was happening again.
Quietly, but frantically, the dog demon rolled over and roughly shook his wife awake.
"Izzy.. Izzy. Wake up! He's doing it again!" His eyes glowed with amusement as his small son's legs and arms flailed as he whimpered and growled pathetically.
His wife grumbled and shot a heated glare up at her husband.
"What the hell are you- oH!" She clapped a hand over her mouth to smoother her laughter.
"oh gOD HE'S DOING IT AGAIN! I LIVE FOR THIS!" She whispered loudly, barely containing her excitement.
Later
Growling and swearing under her breath, Kagome sat up in her futon, the small part of the blanket that still covered her fell away and her sleeping yukata parted slightly.
She yawned and rubbed her eyes, looking towards the doorway. The sun had barely risen and yet here she was, wide awake. Why in the name of the Gods was she up so-!
"Stupid fuckin..." Her head snapped over to where her husband lay as rough, whispered words fell from his lips, though it was obvious he still slept. Curiously, she shifted so she face him. His arms and legs kicked out, as though he was running like a dog. She snorted, her hand instantly coming to cover her mouth. What in the world was he dreaming about?
He snarled menacingly and a small howl escaped. Kagome bent over, holding her stomach in silent laughter. She shuffled over to a truck near the doorway.
When she had come back nearly 3 months ago, Kagome had forgotten the few items she had had on her person as she jumped into the well. Her watch and her cell phone in the pocket of her sweater which had 80 percent battery remaining. Deciding to savor the use of the camera, since she obviously had no service, using it for the few moments she wanted to remember forever and maybe one day she could bury it near the Sacred Tree and send it back to her family. This, was one of those moments.
Using her thumb to flick open the phone, she remembered how to pull up the video option and pressed the record button, the small red light blinking in the corner of the screen.
"Fucking squirrels... get yer furry asses over here..."He grumbled angrily and made a small 'wrff' sound and another small howl.
"I'm so using this as blackmail."