Summary-
May: ah…what to say, I feel so many things in regards to you, my loyal fans…happiness, love, anger (due to flamers and critics), and cracktasticfulness! But I love you all so much! –mosh pit dives her sea of screaming fangirls-
I also notice that a lot of fanfic writers are in college…XDD I feel so naughty, I'm just a mere high school freshman…tainted by her friend who showed her yaoi, yaoi…and well, yaoi!
Now! I give you a lovely story where Naruto and company are demons, and our poor blonde fox youkai Prince has fallen for the younger son of a Prince of an allied nation. Said youkai having an older brother who's already due to shack up with the fox Prince's older brother. What's he to do? Isn't that technically incest?!
Couplings: SasuNaru, ItaKyuu, MinaKush, KakaIru, etc.
Uzumaki Naruto was many things. He was royalty. He was cute in the most adorable way. He was strong. Oh, let's not forget a demon!
But most importantly, he was in love with his soon-to-be brother-in-law.
He had spiky, blonde hair that occasionally dropped down in front of his baby blue eyes. His smooth tan cheeks were marred by whisker marks and sleek, ruby red fox ears hung limply in embarrassment as his love's close proximity. He had been dressed in a light blue ceremonial robe, with a golden sash that his caretaker had cooed that it matched his hair perfectly. Said hair having a pretty jewel flower ornament tucked behind his ear.
"Naruto? Are you okay? You're face is red." The blonde eeped when his crush's hand slid gracefully along his forehead, checking for a fever.
Naruto shivered at the contact, looking up through long, blonde lashes at Sasuke, his god-damn sexy crush. 'Hurry up and kiss me, Sasuke!' he whined mentally.
Sasuke's eyes were the most lovely shade of deep, dark gray. His soft black hair framed his face in the most arousing way (Naruto would admit that the chicken ass hair style was a bit of a turn off, but the rest of his body made up for it), the smooth, silky skin of the wolf youkai's face, that the blonde would kill to taste, leaned forward to inspect him further. Naruto felt his self control hover over the breaking point as Sasuke's forehead rested against his own, testing further for any sighs of a fever. His deep blue ceremonial robes, with a black sash, sliding over his well-toned body.
"I'm fine, Sasuke!" Naruto squeaked, jerking back, turning his head sharply so Sasuke couldn't see the blush on his face.
-Flashback-
"I'm pleased to announce, that after numerous negotiations with the Uchiha Clan, the two bordering nations of the Fire and Air Kingdoms have decided to merge!" Namikaze Minato, King of the Air Kingdom, his blonde hair blowing slightly as the wind blew through the border city of Konoha, the designated new capital of the Sun Kingdom. He stood next to Uchiha Fugaku, the King of the Fire Kingdom. Fugaku stepped up and silenced the loud cheers of joy and delight from their subjects with a raise of his hand.
"To solidify this agreement, we have chosen the most ancient way of sealing such bonds…" he waited a beat, anticipating his eldest son's reaction "We have decided, that on the next full moon, our two eldest children, Uzumaki Kyuubi, Prince of the Air Kingdom, and Uchiha Itachi, Prince of the Fire Kingdom, shall be wedded." He was replied with a loud roar of cheers, mainly given by the yaoi fan population that roamed the streets at night.
Kyuubi, with blood-red, waist-long hair, currently spilling over his shoulders freely, straightened, his red, slitted eyes fixing on his father, from his position on a throne behind the two co-rulers. On his right was Naruto, also shell-shocked, to his left his mother examined him, worried, occasionally exchanging looks with Uchiha Mitoko, Queen of the Fire Kingdom, who was examining her elder son, Itachi, who was glaring murderously at his father. How dare he take away the right for him to choose a mate!
Slowly, the fiancé's gazes met, they stared at each for a moment, before Kyuubi's attention was drawn to Naruto, who tugged urgently on his brother's sleeve.
"Kyuu-nii, what do they mean "wedded"? Huh?! You know I like Sasuke, right?!" Naruto whimpered out quietly so only his brother could hear. "Does that mean Sasuke can't mate with me?" his lips trembled as he stared over at his crush, who was currently staring at his father as though he were a nut case.
"Don't worry, I won't stand for this!" Kyuubi snapped back fiercely.
-End Flashback-
Naruto shuffled nervously outside the main parlor of his family's palace, where Kyuubi and Itachi were bitching at their parents for all they were worth.
"What the hell is wrong with you?!" Kyuubi snarled, fists clenched as he glared hatefully at his parents. "To take away my right to the freedom of selecting my own mate?!" he paused briefly to glance at Itachi who immediately took up the tirade.
"I refuse, on other cases, where you'd allow me to court Kyuubi first, I could understand this decision, however, Kyuubi and I have rarely met outside- fuck that- we haven't met outside of the recent meetings and negotiations you insist on dragging me along to." Itachi stated this in a quiet, dark voice. Oh yeah, someone's pissed.
Minato sighed "I understand your reasoning, however-"
"Then you should know not to-"
"Kyuubi!" Minato's voice lashed out like a whip, causing his eldest son to cringe back slightly. "Do you think that I would have accepted this proposal if I'd believed it wasn't in your best interest?! Itachi-kun would make a strong, reliable mate, one fully capable of meeting your standards and protecting you and your children. Now, both of you will retire to Kyuubi's quarters, I wish to hear nothing else of this matter." He glared at them, daring the new couple to say anything else.
Kyuubi glared at his father for a few more moments before his courage faltered and he lowered his gaze. "Yes, father." He spat out, walking the to sliding door and slamming it open before walking towards his living quarters.
Itachi studied his parents and in-laws for a while longer "I highly doubt Kyuubi'll so much as speak to me these next few days…" he muttered, before walking out and following his mate's scent.
Kushina groaned "God, I'm killing someone if my grandchildren inherit either of their tempers…" she stated.
"Amen…" Mitoko agreed.
Naruto and Sasuke watched the scene keenly. Sasuke sighed when Itachi followed Kyuubi "Looks like nii-san lost…" he murmured.
Naruto frowned 'Then Sasuke and I can't mate…' he thought sadly.
"Well, can I bunk with you?"
Naruto jumped "H-huh?!" he squeaked, turning to stared at Sasuke.
Said brunette eyed him weirdly "What's wrong? We'll be brothers in two weeks, and I always stayed with Aniki on certain occasions…do you mind?"
"O-oh…" Naruto shook his head, standing up "This way." He blushed 'Sasuke and I will be sleeping together!'
Itachi entered what he supposed was the bedroom to see Kyuubi chugging down sake for all he was worth.
"That can't be good for your health." Itachi walked over examining the room.
A rather large closet that undoubtly held the fox's kimonos and such was tucked into the corner, a floor length mirror with carved oak framing it was settled a few feet away. Various books were on a wooden desk across from a large, deep blue futon. Kyuubi sat on the futon, flinging the latest book he had read at Itachi, surprising the wolf with his good aim, despite being anything but sober.
Itachi caught the book, glancing at the cover, lifting a brow when he read the summary of a trashy love novel.
"Why isn't ever like it is in the goddamn books?!" Kyuubi wailed, tossing himself onto the futon. "Shuukaku! Rescue me already, you lazy drunk!"
Itachi sweatdropped, walking over and kneeling next to Kyuubi "Hey…" he patted the grieving youkai's back awkwardly "Come on, you just need to rest…" he slid the sake tray off the futon, before returning to Kyuubi, gently undoing the sash to his mate's robes and flipping Kyuubi onto his back.
Kyuubi stared at him, teary-eyed and drunk, his hair splaying out behind him in a pretty way. Itachi bit his lip, slowly sliding off the layers of the garment, before tugging it off and laying it next to the futon. Leaving the fox clad in his birthday suit, a very pretty birthday suit, he might add.
'I will not think dirty thoughts, you will not think dirty thoughts.' He walked over to the closet, opening it, he saw many different types of cloth, from kimonos, to sashes, to -aha!- yukatas.
Itachi grabbed a gray-tinted yukata with a red tie before walking back to Kyuubi, who had gathered enough sense to cover his waist area with his tail, and glared up at Itachi who had the decency to blush slightly.
"What are you doing..?" Kyuubi growled lowly, embarrassment sobering him up completely.
"Dressing you." Itachi replied, handing Kyuubi the yukata, the red head snatched it up before sliding it over his body and securing the tie, a heavy blush on his face.
Itachi sighed, undoing the sash to his robe and sliding off his outer garments. Kyuubi stiffened, tugging his blanket up to his neck.
"What…what are you doing?!" Kyuubi squeaked as Itachi slid underneath the covers of his futon with only a single layer of the robe covering his body.
Itachi sighed "If case you didn't know, if we don't come back to our parents covered in each other's scent, there'll be war." He undid the tie for his hair, and glanced at Kyuubi who was considering the pros and cons of the situation. He quickly pounced on the red head, earning a mix between a squeal and a growl.
Kyuubi shoved at Itachi, only to find his arms pinned between their bodies, and blushing beet-red when he realized he let Itachi in-between his legs so easily. "Wha-what…" he whimpered in confusion, feeling the alcohol swirl back into his system as Itachi nuzzled his neck, the wolf breathing in and memorizing his new mate's scent. He hadn't thought Itachi was that strong!
Itachi'd admit he'd had an eye on Kyuubi before their engagement, but the fact his was forced into it was a little annoying…ah well, he had a cute, confused, not to mention drunk mate at his disposal, time to have some fun.
But this dream was quickly shattered when his mother, using the mother-like ability to sneak up on her children, snapped out "No sex until after the wedding! Afterwords, both Kushina and I want 3 grandchildren each, we'll ignore anymore!"
Itachi gave his mother an injured look for ruining the moment, before returning to his attention to his mate, who'd freed an arm, and scratched him smartly across the face.
Kyuubi quickly took the moment that Itachi leaned back and the wolf began to curse fluently as his smelled his own blood, and slipped off the futon and ran into the bathroom.
"Mother. Out." Itachi hissed, earning a smack upside the head.
"Don't you talk to me like that! It's important to keep your virginity until the wedding night, it makes it special!" Mitoko scolded, before turning and walking out. "And fix that cheek up!"
Itachi muttered something inappropriate under his breath, pulling back his hand and wincing at the blood smeared on it. His ears twitched when Kyuubi slid the door open a bit.
The couple stared at each other for a bit. Before Kyuubi chucked a first-aid kit at the wolf, narrowly missing his head before the brunette could catch it, and slammed the door shut.
Itachi sighed, opening the kit and searching for gauze 'Oh yeah, this relationship is going to be interesting to say the least.' he glowered.
Naruto blushed as he dared to cuddle a sleeping Sasuke even more. He mentally squealed when the brunette unconsciously wrapped his arms around him and tugged him closer, muttering something incoherent.
The blonde rested his head against Sasuke's shoulder, smiling slightly as he closed his eyes.
Iruka silently slid the door shut to Naruto's room, sulking slightly when he sensed another presence.
"Kakashi." He greeted softly. The gray-haired bodyguard grinned at him through his mask.
"Well, well, Iru-chan, can't say I'm surprised you ended up caring for the Prince, still leaving me to flee to the Air Kingdom, that's just mean."
"You sound more amused than upset." Iruka snapped back, already walking down the halls, cursing when Kakashi followed "So you've risen up the ranks to Sasuke's bodyguard?"
"Yup, or you could say I'm his caretaker…"
"Wouldn't surprise me if you read him that porn series you love so much as bedtime stories." Iruka replied, stopping in front of his room door. "You can go now…" he muttered, sliding open the door.
"I was so hoping to sleep next to you." Kakashi smiled when Iruka's face lit up like a Christmas tree.
"T-that was a one night stand!" Iruka squealed, clutching at his clothes when Kakashi leered at him.
"A very good one night stand."
"Kaka-Mmph!" In a second Kakashi's mask was down and Iruka felt the all to feeling of the older demon's lips against his own.
Kakashi licked at Iruka's plump lips as he steadily pushed his lover back into his room, closing the door softly behind them.
May: rofl! KakaIru ending! Poor Naru, I predict heart break, and Itachi got bitch-slapped! Er...scratched! XDD Review for my sanity!