CHAPTER ONE: A HOLE LOT OF SKULL FUCKERY,

Love Luna? Want to read about her screwing harry, with a PENIS? While still being a girl? Well hope you enjoy,

And finally this story's pov will always be lunas

Also if the Luna in my story seems weird remember I'm projecting some of my own character traits on to her,

Let's begin

Ever been an outcast? Ever had no friends and knew everyone around you was making fun of you? Ever had a dream guy that you would do anything for? even watch the worst bully you have kissing him because he thinks she loves him but you know she doesn't, It's a bitch isn't it?.

I have and I am, but I'm getting ahead of myself let me explain/introduce myself, my name is Luna lovegood, or as most people call me loony loveless, and I'm in love with Harry James Potter, and I'm not the only one am I Hermione? But more on the bookworm later,

I'm also something of a firm believer in many things most people think of as crazy or non-existent crumple horned snorkacks for example, and I'm an oddity beyond all that I've never believed in gods, I'm a bi-sexual, and despite being a girl I was born with a Penis and a Vigina, not to mention my lack of virginity, but a story for another time I suppose.

I'm a student of hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry, I'm in ravenclaw house of the intelligent, my favourite professor is snape… no I'm not kidding, he is also the only one who knew about my penis, well other than dad, mum, Ginny, madam pomfrey (for medical reasons) dumbledore and professer flitwick, and before you even think it no, he figured it out and often covers for and helps me make exuses when I have to masterbate, he actually encourages me to date Harry, he also shares my opinion on kids 'they suck and I'm never having any.'

You know what that's enough exposition for now, I was in the rookery thinking while jacking my self off, on a side note I love that wet slapping sound that you hear when you fuck your own hand, it's lovely fucking sound no?,

What's that?, where's Harry my only friend and soon to be dear boyfriend, the only one who hadn't simply heard that I'm "looney" and started ignoring me, he's so handsome, especially in this picture of us, he's at the weaslys, and would soon be coming over, as I had asked him to 'talk about spells'

"Mmmmmm, oh yeah" I said as I covered a set of dirty clothes on the floor in my sticky white cum, even after "releasing some tension" my dick stayed hard I'm such a naughty girl, jizzing on my clothes,

My 'naughty thoughts' were interrupted by my dad shouting, "Luna sweetheart Harry's here"

I stopped beating my meat and put it back into my panties, put a clean school uniform (it made me feel so sexy) put away my dirty clothes and then laid down,

I kissed my favourite pic off my good friend harry and said "okay dad send him up, please" I needed to talk to harry he's been down recently, you see after starting the DA and teaching us how to defend ourselves he's been stressed, and that no good Chang bitch has probably been fucking with his feelings for her,

My door slowly opened and there he was, I rolled over to my stomach and put my legs on the floor and put the picture under my pillow (while making sure he has an eyefull of my panties and my ass) after doing so I turned around and caught his flushed expression, ohhhh, what a naughty boy,

I walked over and gave him a hug pulling him into my breasts, he flushed again and tried to pull out but before he could I pulled his head into my low b-cup breasts and said happily with seductive undertones, "yaaaay my favourite boy, here in my bedroom the first friend ever to visit my room,"

I finally let go so he could him catch his breath and did a twirl while waiting, when he finally stopped breathing so heavily he greeted me with "hello Luna, nice place you have here,"

Oh that's annoying here I am trying to seduce him and he's being a nice guy, and pretending not to notice it, why is it then whenever you try to seduce someone they never just rip your underwear off and fuck you stupid.

I hid my annoyance and smiled happily I jumped backwards and landed back onto my bed, I started spreading my legs and I 'didn't notice' my skirt wasn't covering my underwear and giving him a good eyeful, he seemed way too stressed.

He saw my pink panties with a white unicorn on them, and he looked especially horny and terribly embarrassed, ignoring all that he just stood there, I patted the space on my bed next to me and when he sat down I immediately asked "harry are you okay?, your extremely stressed as of late,"

He was shocked and terrified, but tried to hide it under a smile "yes Luna thanks for asking I'm sorry for worrying you," he said,

That's what he told Hermione and Ginny not to mention that Chang slut, unfortunately for him, I didn't give up that easily "harry please, I promise that I can and will help you,"

After I said that he looked worried and scared but the look in my eyes told him I'm not going to stop asking and that I meant every word, a few minutes passed eventually he spoke his voice tenses and his tone became desperate "okay but please promise that this will stay between us okay?,"

I quickly responded with, "harry please nothing here will leave my lips," well not until it's done coating my throat with a sticky white substance that is,

He nodded, took a deep breath and sighed, he spoke with a shameful tone, "Luna, my mind is constantly thinking of girls indecency, of hermonie and Ginny and cho naked calling me, wanting me and it's worsening I'm starting to want them to… do…things,"

Damn having sexy fantasies ehh harry?, "what do you want them to do?" I asked feigning both ignorance and innocence.

He seemed to consider answering me but finally told me what he wanted, "I want them on their knees in front of me with my penis in their mouths sucking and-,"

he stopped as I covered his mouth and said "harry I'm only going to say this once so listen, there's nothing wrong with you these fantasies you're having are quite normal for a boy your age okay?, and repressing them can be very bad, so I want you to tell me your favourite fantasy okay?,"

He seemed surprised and glad to know that his fantasies were normal, but he was terrified when I asked him to tell me his favourite one, but I pulled the old 'puppy dog eyes' trick any resolve he had not to tell me crumbled, worriedly he said, "your in a maid outfit and waiting on me hand and foot as my little slave, and you only answered to cum slut, you did everything I told you to do,"

After he had finished speaking I nodded and got off my bed and walked into my wardrobe closing the doors behind me I stripped and looked around eventually finding it a a Cotten maid outfit, I liked watching myself jerk off in different outfits and this wasn't a favourite but I liked the idea of it, I found a collar with 'harry' written on it, it wasn't the first time I'd worn it with Harry in mind,

As I stepped out of my wardrobe his jaw dropped I smiled and walked over to him, I sat down with my ass on his dick,

"LUNA," he nearly shouted "what are yo-" a kiss silenced him, after Which I said, "harry if you'll take me, I'll do anything for you, and i mean anything, I told you earlier didn't I, I can and will help, if you want me just say so, and we'll do this, if you don't we'll pretend this never happened okay?"

He answered just not how I expected him to, "cum slut," he said finally taking in how sexy I am, "your master's balls are sweaty unzip my trousers and lick them clean with your filthy tongue,"

I nodded and got off my bed dropped to my knees and unzipped his trousers my petite lith fingers found his cock and balls and slowly brought them to my face, his musky smell almost made me cum, I lifted his cock and brought my mouth to his balls and licked them like a whore,

Each lick was delicate and carefully done to exite him, his taste was intoxicating I wanted more, I licked faster and faster he grabbed my head and stopped me, I looked up at him and he said "My balls are clean cum slut, now I want you to suck my cock,"

I jizzed, I lightly held his thick fat cock, and nearly swallowed it the second it entered my lips I started drooling and licking and deepthroting his fantastic cock, unfortunately for me he only lasted five minutes, before grabbing my head, jizzing down my throat and passing out, despite that I didn't spill a drop,

I waited after all this couldn't be it, eventually he woke up again and I stroked 'little harry' while he thought, unfortunately I needed to jerk myself off so I got up and said, "sorry I've gotta got to the bath room,"

He looked directly at me and said, "what are you going to do? And be honest cum slut, or I'll tell you to do something awful,"

Shit that's sexy by the time I realised I was speaking it was was already to late, "I'm going to masterbate," I covered my mouth,

"Do it here cum slut," I was shocked I was about to say no, when my hand went up my skirt and dropped my knickers round my ankles and started playing with myself his eyes when they wide and mouth a gape stroking myself in front of him made me unnaturally shy and aroused ten minutes until I came,

All over his face, I helped him wipe it off until he demanded "take off your skirt now!,"

My clothes dropped to the floor and every inch of my skin was exposed to him but he was too busy staring right at my cock he lightly grabbed it and lifted it and saw my cunt, my cock, my balls, everything,

I was terrified after all he saw my secret the last person who knew had to have their memory erased, "what's wrong Harry?, my freakish dick scary?,"

"You're not a freak Luna!," came his response,

With tears I responded "in your eyes I am!, in your eyes I'm a dirty filthy fucking freaky bitch!, im a…a...ah…ahhhhhhhh-" my speech was cut off my Harry's mouth awkwardly trying to blow me, I quickly grabbed the back of his head and roughly face fucked him, his mouth ohhhhhh his fucking mouth, moist, warm, his tongue attempted to lick me and his gag reflex, each time he tried to gag I forced my cock in further until…

"Aaaaahhhhhhhhh," my jizz cascaded down his throat, I quickly grabbed my knickers and used them to absorb my jizz, it worked mostly, anyway I licked my cum off his face clothes and balls, as I did I realised my leg is quite sticky I realised he jizzed as well, I quickly licked up each drop, I put him back onto my bed,

I then checked his breathing seeing that he was fine I removed his clothing and tucked him in, i stripped again, and picked up my jizz stained panties I placed them on his face, and I used a spell to make my voice like his and I got his mobile phone and called hemionie,

"Hello, Harry?," she was excited I could tell and I don't mean to talk to a friend, more like to finger herself while listening to me,

I wanted her to cum so badly so I said, "hey cutie what are you wearing?, and I mean under the shirt and skirt?"

She shyly asked, "why do you want to know?," good girl don't be a prude,

Honestly I didn't want to do this but she deserved a chance to win his heart too, if she can make him happy I'll die happy knowing at least he's happy, well that and I wanted to hear her cum, "because to tell you the truth I think your so sexy, and I want to eat your virgina out till your 'creamy filling' drips down my face" I've had such fantasys about her before,

She moaned and said, "a pair of plain white panties and an ordinary white bra," god she really does have a sexy voice,

"Sounds sexy sweetheart when you come round tomorrow Meet me in the woods and we'll see were our feelings take us okay?," She moaned and made a noise that sounded like an 'uh-huh' and she came, I said "later babe" and hung up,

With that done I crawled into bed and drifted off to sleep,