Cameras and costumes

-Hideyoshi POV-

Stupid baka ninja and his stupid pervy pictures. He couldn't have picked Aiko or even Himeji? Noooo it just had to be me. And now I'm stuck in detention with him sending me those looks. ….no. stop blushing self! Stop looking at him! I refuse to get turned on. That's what got us in this mess in the first place.

-Normal POV & time skip back to morning-

It had been a normal morning for Hideyoshi. He'd gone through all his normal morning routines, gotten dressed and eaten breakfast alone –his twin sister had left for school early. Then he'd grabbed his bag and braced himself for another day of his friends talking about how pretty he was. He sighed. "How many times must I say I'm a guy before they get it?"

He walked into his classroom and ran smack into their class rep. Yuuji. "Hey Hideyoshi where's your costume."

He took in the sight of Yuuji's wolf ears, paw gloves, and tail remembering they were supposed to do some faire today. He'd forgotten his costume at home by accident. "In my closet it seems." He replies.

"Good thing Akihisa and Kouta brought an extra for you then. They're over there in the corner," he indicated with his thumb before walking out –probably to go see his girlfriend Shouko.

Hideyoshi sighed noisily once Yuuji was out of hearing range. Those two were bound to have picked something highly feminine.

Sure enough it was a neko girl costume. Of course they'd do something like that. Why couldn't it have been a normal costume like theirs? Aki was a pretty convincing vampire and Kouta was dressed as a Shinsengumi. "He actually looks pretty cool…" he thought while he looked the other teen up and down, pausing at the serious face.

"I am not putting this on," he stated firmly, "this is meant for a girl and I am a guy."

In his usual dramatic fashion Aki exclaimed, "Say it isn't so Hideyoshi!"

"It is so, I am a guy so why do you want me to put on something so….. Girly?"

"Because it will look good on you. Very sexy." Kouta stated flatly.

Hideyoshi sighed yet again. "Fine but only because I don't have any other choice," he replies. With flaming cheeks he grabbed the bag from Kouta's hands and runs out quickly, headed to the 'Hideyoshi' bathroom.

After a good 10 minutes Kouta and Akihisa grew worried.

"Maybe we should go check on him, help him change into that cute little outfit," Aki suggested. No sooner than the words were spoken did two figures materialize behind him.

"You will do no such thing" an evil Himeji says in an over bright tone, threatening smile pasted on her face.

"Yes Aki, you are definitely not peeping." Backed up the equally dark Minami. The girls each grabbed an arm and started dragging the poor brunette out of the room.

"Get a picture!" was all Akihisa had the chance to say before the doors slammed shut and the torture began.

Kouta nodded respect to his fallen comrade then pulled a small digital camera out of his pocket. He quickly cleaned the lens and commenced his mission.

He slowly opens the door to the Hideyoshi restroom and what he saw inside caused an instantaneous nosebleed eruption.

Hideyoshi stood on the carpeted floor facing a mirrored wall. Pale pink stockings clung to his thighs, though one was falling and pooled at his knee. The pastel green miniskirt was half-zipped, showing the lacy white panties underneath. His midriff was exposed as well as most of his upper torso due to a pink and green tube top bunched up under his armpits. Said boy was currently tugging at the fabric making annoyed noises, face slightly red from the effort. A pair of brown cat ears sat atop his head, the band blending into his hair.

Upon hearing the splattering of Kouta's nose volcano he whirls around in surprise. On reflex Kouta snaps a picture of the amazing sight before him before hiding the camera again.

"Oh, it's just you," Hideyoshi says, an embarrassed blush rising in his cheeks. "Could you help me? The shirt is a little tight and it won't come down."

After plugging his nose Kouta manages a mumbles "uh... sure…" he slowly closes the gap between them. After pulling the zipper of the skirt up the rest of the way he helps to tug the shirt down and into place, the fabric leaving nothing of the body beneath to imagination. Quickly, he steps back with a poker face.

However, when Hideyoshi turns and flashes him a dazzling smile and a sweet thank you Kouta could hold back no longer. He didn't remember leaning in but the next thing he knew he was kissing his friend. When he came back to his senses he pulled away, blushing an impossible shade of red.

Breathlessly Hideyoshi looks up at him. "wha-…what was that?!"

"I… I think I like you Hideyoshi." He blurted.

Surprised, Hideyoshi takes a step back. "But I'm a guy. You like girls. You're always taking skeevy pictures of them."

More than a little embarrassed Kouta stares at his feet and replies in a nervous but sure voice. "I know. I mean… I know you're a guy. I just saw you almost naked right? Most of the pictures I take I sell to people like Akihisa. It's a great way to make some extra cash. But I really do like you." before Hideyoshi could say anymore he pulls him close and kisses him again, more roughly this time. He thrusts his tongue into his mouth, mapping the orifice thoroughly. When he at last pulls away Hideyoshi was cherry red and panting.

*flash*