Slap Edward Day… 'Preface'
Though it is more like an explanation of crazy randomness.
This fic is merely for fun. I am well informed that it doesn't make any logical sense. It started out as one of those writing exercise things, but I continued it when a couple of my friends liked it. And I liked it.
GLOBAL DISCLAIMER: I do not own Twilight. Or any of the other random crossovers I throw in, such as The Host, Harry Potter, Dexter, etc. Or any songs I put in.
Flame it if you wish, but remember – it isn't made to make sense. So, even if you flame it, I won't make it make sense. Because making sense isn't always funny.
R&R and you get cookies, raspberry smoothies, eternal glory, and… a reply!
Questions can be directed to moi. Randomness can be directed to moi. Inspiration for upcoming chapters can be directed to moi… and then I shall feature you as an OC!! Yay!!
And yes, my name is Athena. I put myself in for lack of something better to do. Crazy random writing exercise, remember? And no, I don't really need anger management classes. Though, after reading this, you might be questioning my sanity….
I can't think of anything else to say! Enjoy the fic! I promise to update fairly often!
Happy Twilight Reading,
jANEvOLTURI