A/N: Haya Pplz! ~ Howz everything? OO Hopes everything is fine! ;P Merry Belated Christmas! I think this one-shot is going to be a Two-shot ain't it awesome?! ^^There's goin to be LEMONY STUFF inside. BUT it'll sux I'll tell u dat. Snice it's my first time writing it. OO Awesome eh? I know I am. :D

'THOUGHTS'

"FLASHBACK""PRESENT"

Disclaimer: I dun would never EVER own Naruto or any kind of Character in this story. I just own… This… Plot! *Cries in the corner*

Unforgettable Memory

I, Sakura am in love with an Akatsuki member. Yes as a shinobi, I must NOT fall in love with THE enemy, it's always have been in the rule book. But I couldn't help it.

Sakura's Past Number one

'It hurts so much… But will anybody find me here?' Sakura thought panicky. She was out of chakra, so she wasn't able to heal her wounds yet. Sakura had been waiting for someone to find her for a very long time, she then heard footsteps coming. She shot her head up to call for help. But, when she saw the color of black and red, her eyes widen in fear. She couldn't move nor speak.

'A-an Akatsuki member is here?! How!?' She thought.

'Well don't ask me!' Inner Sakura yelled.Sakura came to reality, when she heard a man's voice.

"Ara? Look what we have here? Hm…" The blond person, who looks quite like Ino since he or she has the same hair style as Ino. Spoke in a child-like manner. Bending down to the hole, where Sakura glared at the person, she finally regain confidences and, quickly pulled out her kunai.

"Who are you and what do you want?" Sakura growled out.

"Hey, relax un. I won't do anything, unless you do something unnecessary… Names Deidara and yours?" Deidara

She lowers her guard a bit.

"Wait a minute! I didn't know that, the Akatsuki have a woman in their organization!" She yelled out. Pointing her index finger to him or her. (Yes, she doesn't know about Konan yet in this story. :)

Ow! That ticked him off there…

"What the hell! Woman! I'm a MAN! M-A-N! How many times do I have to tell everybody that?" He spelled out the last part, turning her question into a total fit.

Pointing at himself, and pulling his hair, as he went into THE ball mode and, started to talk to himself.

"Is it. Because of my hair? Yes I know it's smooth and silky, and shiny, that everybody wants to touch it…"He mumbled, while touching his so called, silky, smooth, hair.

Sakura is just there, shocked, yes, she is. Why, because she never seen an Akatsuki member be so… So… Sensitive! All Sakura ever thought right now is what if the Akatsuki wasn't an evil organization.

What if Kisame is wearing a pink dress dancing inside the hideout, or even singing I'm a little blue fish, out loud, at the same time?

What if, Itachi puts make up on, and plays dress up or something, it's probably why, and he has these weird lines on his face! (Because make up, gives wrinkles! Get it!? Haha! Ok. On with the story.)

All, the sudden Sakura's world went blank. All she heard before, she went into a deep sleep, is "Yo, Pinky you, should never let your guard down. In front of the enemy."

End Of Sakura's Past Number OneShe laughed at the memory. She heard some chirping sounds. Sakura turns her head, towards the noise's coming from. Birds? (No really! Sakura u funny person. :3) Birds, that flew high in the sky, so free, nothing seems to bother them at all. She looks away from the window. Leaning down on the bed wall, and closed her eyes.

Sakura's Past Number Two

"DEIDARA-A-A-A!" She yells at the top of her lungs, while holding on to Deidara's waist for dear life.

As the old Deidara, would do is just… Grins? Looks like he's enjoying every second, of Sakura clinging on him, as if, he IS her last hope of surviving. Well… He's enjoying himself, minus the yelling and cries, from Sakura, which was quiet annoying… But he just ignores that.

"Aww… Is whittle bloosm sacred of heights?" He taunted. She crack one of her eye, open.

"No…" She whispered. "It's just that… You're flying too high and fast! You AHO!" She yelled. He ignores her, and started did a loop in the air, with his big gigantic bird.

"Deidara! If you do, that again. I'll make sure your hands won't be able to make your so called 'Art'" He just chuckled. Then he did three loops, zig zag, and also a dive to the ground, and back up he could hear right now is Sakura screaming her head off, lots of cursing, and also finally landed on the ground. Deidara jump down from his bird.

"Ah… that was fun UN." He said out loud. Strenching his arm out. His body stiffen, as he felt, an evil aura behind him. As he turn around slowly, he sweat dropped, when he saw Sakura cracking her knuckles.

"S-s-sakura… We can work it out you know." Deidara laughed nervously, while backing away from her.

"I told ya didn't I? Dei-kun… That I'll make sure yours hands won't be able to make your 'Art.'" Sakura had said in a sickly sweet tone.

-Twack-

-Pow-

-Chonk-

-Gong-

-Blam-

"Hope you learn something out of this." Sakura said, while fixing her glove

Deidara is now lying under a tree.

"Ugh… I thought you said that you're only going to do something to my hands… Not MY WHOLE BODY!" Deidara yelled.

"Hmf!" Sakura shrugs and turn around. Deidara just sighed "It was worth it." He whispered. Sakura's ear twitch.

"What did you just say?"

"Aha… (cough) N-nothing Sakura-Sama" Deidara chuckled nervously.

As he said that, Sakura started to head towards the hideout."Man… Can she be a beast at times…?" Deidara said out loud, while sighing.

Sakura got a big huge, when I meant huge, I meant HUGE twitch mark on her head and turned around to put her demonic face. "DEI… DA… RA…" She roared.

End Of Sakura's Past Number Two

Sakura giggled to the memory.

When someone or something, burst open the door, into Sakura's room.

A/N: OMG! Who is dat person or thing, dat can from dat door? Oo Who knows. Oh yea… No Lemon… About dat… Uhh… Yea… Next last chappy… Ehehehe… Anyways R&R Plox! Thank you, and have a nice awesome, day! ^^