I am trying to get inspired to write again on here but been so busy. went to AZ, my dog passed away, my uncle passed away my great grandma passed away. got two new puppies and i have just been so busy. got this short little one shot done while they were asleep mostly because i found it already writen out in my note book i forgot about it and decided to throw it on here. maybe life will slow down soon. who knows!
Disclaimer: I do not own Buffy The Vampire Slayer or Twilight I'm just borrowing the characters and names for fun!
"Sparkling vampires. Ha! What a joke." Spike said, tossing the copy of Twilight, Little Bit, had left behind to the side. Bloody authors these days what was the world coming to?
His cell that, Buffy, insisted he got went off blaring out "Scars" by Papa Roach. He groaned knowing who was calling thanks to the option of individual ring tones.
"Bloody hell, what do you want?" He said answering the call.
"Little testy today Spike? Someone forget to have his wheaties this morning?"
"You call to annoy me Angelus or do you have a purpose otherwise?"
"I just thought I'd check to see how things were your way. See if Buffy killed you yet. As I can hear your still all together and not dust. My dreams not come true… yet."
"You know if I didn't have to worry about Buffy killing me, I'd kill your bloody ass."
"You know, I was thinking the same thing. And you thought we had nothing in common."
"I cant believe at one time I actually considered you a friend."
"Awe Spike I thought we were friends."
"Friends, with you? Bloody hell I'd rather read that book about sparkling vampires."
"You've read twilight?" angel asked perking up.
"I bloody read the thing. That chick must have been high when she wrote the bloody book."
"I have enjoyed reading all four of the books in the series."
"All four? Bloody hell, you telling me there's more to that horror story?"
"Yeah! There's Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse and Breaking Dawn." Angel said. "are you team Edward or team Jacob? Personally I'm team Switzerland I like both guys. They both seem nice and love Bella."
"Bloody hell, have you gone gay on us?" spike asked. "You sound like a little girl who just got a pony for Christmas."
"You should read the rest of the series. Aren't you just dieing to know who she picks?"
"Oh yeah, just dieing. I cant bloody think of anything else."
I could lend you my copies, I want them back of course."
"Why, if you have already read them all?
" I keep all the books I like."
"Feel bloody sorry for those shelves."
"So shall I send you the books?"
"Shall I? bloody hell now you're starting to sound like Giles."
"They will be there by tomorrow. I just sent my messenger your way."
"Bloody hell." spike said and hung up.
He un-paused the movie he had been watching before angel had called and ruined his bloody day.
"We now interrupt your movie to bring you the latest news on the, Twilight series. They are now making movies based off the books. This is an hour long segment and we will not be finishing the rest of, A Walk To Remember, we are so sorry for the inconvenience.
"Bloody hell!"
THE END!