This is a fanfic made by getting me and a friend over the phone and trading off after sentences. ENJOY!!!!
once upon a time I was in the S.T.A.R.S alpha team. My team was investigating the murders of the ten dead people. They were eaten. We were above the forest in a big helicopter with a dumbass pilot named brad, or chickenheart. We saw a dead guy named Kevin in a broken helicopter that was a derelict. His eye was missing and it was gross !@#$% and he was bitten, and he tasty, i dunno. He was probably tasty, say that, i dunno. YOU IS STUPID! Shut up poiso, you mambe pambe panzy! DUDE I CALLED YOU PANZY! ok, lets continue the story. wait, so this is after the interruption STOP CADEN! hahahahaha.... Ok, so is my turn? (Poiso writes:) we got out of the helicopter to investigate further. *music in background* one second I gtg eat dinner. ok, i don't have to eat dinner yet, just finish this chapter. My turn: One of our teammates got eaten by multiple cerebus dogs and got torn to pieces, i guess BWAHAHAHAHA! POISO, your pissing me off, stop writing exactly what i say, ok, now write that! (poiso writes alone for a while:) The dogs were chasing us! WE made a run for a nearby mansion. (normally written sentence by sentence:) on the way to the mansion, Chris shot a dog and stopped it from hurting me, hahahaha, this is good, huhuhuh. don't say that last huhuhuh. damnit poiso, stop copying me. Then we went through the doors.....
and then tomorrow we write the next chapter. write that for me.
author (poiso and friend , chesney) note: this fic was written (mostly) by trading off the narration after each sentence over the phone. please excuse all the typos, it is hard typing with one hand.
BTW, poiso did the actual typing, and his friend said almost exactly one half of it.
EDIT!!!!!: BLECK! ok, poiso here, i got most of the typos out, keep waiting for chapter 2!
once upon a time I was in the S.T.A.R.S alpha team. My team was investigating the murders of the ten dead people. They were eaten. We were above the forest in a big helicopter with a dumbass pilot named brad, or chickenheart. We saw a dead guy named Kevin in a broken helicopter that was a derelict. His eye was missing and it was gross !@#$% and he was bitten, and he tasty, i dunno. He was probably tasty, say that, i dunno. YOU IS STUPID! Shut up poiso, you mambe pambe panzy! DUDE I CALLED YOU PANZY! ok, lets continue the story. wait, so this is after the interruption STOP CADEN! hahahahaha.... Ok, so is my turn? (Poiso writes:) we got out of the helicopter to investigate further. *music in background* one second I gtg eat dinner. ok, i don't have to eat dinner yet, just finish this chapter. My turn: One of our teammates got eaten by multiple cerebus dogs and got torn to pieces, i guess BWAHAHAHAHA! POISO, your pissing me off, stop writing exactly what i say, ok, now write that! (poiso writes alone for a while:) The dogs were chasing us! WE made a run for a nearby mansion. (normally written sentence by sentence:) on the way to the mansion, Chris shot a dog and stopped it from hurting me, hahahaha, this is good, huhuhuh. don't say that last huhuhuh. damnit poiso, stop copying me. Then we went through the doors.....
and then tomorrow we write the next chapter. write that for me.
author (poiso and friend , chesney) note: this fic was written (mostly) by trading off the narration after each sentence over the phone. please excuse all the typos, it is hard typing with one hand.
BTW, poiso did the actual typing, and his friend said almost exactly one half of it.
EDIT!!!!!: BLECK! ok, poiso here, i got most of the typos out, keep waiting for chapter 2!