Disclaimer: Still not Masashi Kishimoto... If I were, this probably would have made it into the manga, somehow XD
Warning: None, except for silliness. If you see yaoi in it, more power to ya.
A/N: This was not my original idea. It was from a comic by fer-nanda-ssk on deviantart and is pretty much word for word with a few extras. You'll find links to the comic at the bottom A/N.
Since it wasn't originally my idea, it's not really my normal style. No yaoi or anything like that, just silliness. Hope you enjoy it!!
"Uhm… this is mine…" Sakura said putting her clothing in a pile and throwing everything else back in the laundry basket in front of her. Ahn? she thought, holding up a pair of white boy's underwear, "What's this? Could it be… Sasuke's underwear?!"
She giggled as she pictured Sasuke wearing the underwear. And nothing but the underwear. "Ahhhh!" she sighed happily, holding the underwear up to her face.
"Sakura-chan…" Naruto asked from the doorway, looking at her oddly, "what happened?"
"N-Naruto?" she gasped out, turning quickly to trying to block the underwear from sight.
"Sakura-chan, what are you doing with my underwear?" Naruto asked, head cocked to the side in confusion and a finger pointing at the white cloth she had not been able to conceal in time.
"Y-yours?" she stuttered. "Gaaahhh!" she screamed, throwing her hands up in disgust. She ran to the sink and quickly began scrubbing her hands. "Ewww… disgusting…" she muttered as she scrubbed.
Naruto stood next to the laundry basket with his head hung in anger. Suddenly, he noticed something lying in the top of the basket. Huh? he thought. He picked the thing up. On closer inspection, the thing turned out to be a black g-string.
A thought popped into the blonde boy's head, Sakura wearing that same pair of underwear. And nothing but the underwear. "Sakura-chan, is this yours?" he asked in a bubbly, sing-song voice.
"What?" she said, still at the sink, scrubbing her hands.
"This?" He dangled the underwear from a finger, grinning.
At this, Sakura exploded. "What do you think I am?? A slut??" she screamed.
Naruto cowered. Wow… scary… he thought.
"I would never use such a thing…" she said. You pervert, she thought, mentally shaking her head.
"Huh? If it's not yours…" Naruto said, still holding the black garment up, "Then… whose is this?" Sakura hummed her confusion. She really didn't know whose it could be.
Suddenly, the underwear was ripped from Naruto's grip. "That's mine!" a voice grunted. When did he come? the other two wondered, stunned.
"Sa-Sasuke??" Naruto yelped as he came to his sense.
"Oh no!!" Sakura moaned. "You really use this??" This can't be happening, she thought.
"Mind your own business!" Sasuke barked.
Naruto stood at the sink, scrubbing his hands. A small "Eew" escaped his lips every few seconds.
Suddenly, Sakura fainted. The boys both chose to ignore her. "…so… you idiots have found out…" Sasuke said, seemingly to himself.
Naruto didn't seem to hear. "… eew, I've touched it…" he wailed in despair. "I thought it could possibly be Kakashi-sensei's… eh… uhn… thong…" he gulped, trying to keep his gag reflex under control.
"Actually, you don't have to worry about that…" said Kakashi, sticking his head around the doorway.
"Why?" Naruto asked, confused yet again.
"I don't wear underwear at all…"
A/N: Like it? Hate it? Laughed so hard milk came out your nose? Review please!!
And here are the links to the comic, just take out the (). I hope they show up... if not, just search for fer-nanda-ssk on da, the comic is two parts and is called Naruto- The Underwear. Part 1: http(:)/fer-nanda-ssk(.)deviantart(.)com/art/Naruto-The-Underwear-pg1-12978260. Part 2: http(:)/fer-nanda-ssk(.)deviantart(.)com/art/Naruto-The-Underwear-pg2-15498191