Flipping Hamburgers

By TheOne

Flipping Hamburgers is written by TheOne and characters are from Capcom.

Ha Ha!

Ken and Dan decide to take a job for once at Fast Hamburgers, a nearby fast food store.

Ken: Hmm.. There seems to be no customers today, Dan.

(Dan is in the corner of the Fast Hamburgers stuffing double cheese and meat burgers.)

Ken: Dan you idiot! Your wasting them.

Dan: Wasting what?

Ken: Never mind. Look here comes a customer! Get ready Dan.

*Ken goes back and starts to grill the meat with his firball.

Bob: Hi, I would like to order a Hambur-

*Dan cut him short.


Dan: Sorry, we are out of hamburgers right now. We've got som fresh hotdogs ready for you if you'd like.

Bob: Alright, I'll have two hot do-

*Dan cut him short again.

Dan: I am sorry it seems we are out of hot dogs right now. But we have some back up. Would you like my hot dog?

Bob: Umm.. No thank you! Then I'll have some coke, please.

Dan: I'm sorry but were are out of coke. But we do have some apple juice left! Care for some?

Bob: Maybe next time! Ill go now.

*Bob starts to leave.

Dan: Oh sir! We have some burgers ready!

Bob: Alright! I'll have some thank you!

Dan: My apologies! I ate em.

Bob: You are such an @$$whole!

Dan: If you will use bad language here, you might as well spell it correctly.

We have some hamburgers ready for real this time.

Bob: This better not be a trick.

Dan: I've got em all ready to go.

*Dan hands over the bag.

Dan: Thank you for eating here!

*Bob get home and looks in his bag. There is a piece of ham and some Miss Baird's bread in it. With a bottle filled what looked like apple juice. There was also a hot dog with what looked like a weenie. Finally, there was dessert, brownies. Guess what they were? But Bob, not noticing what they really were, ate it happily.

Back at the fast food place.

Ken: So did you serve the customer well?

Dan: Ya. It wasn't hard.

*Dan grinned……………………………….....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................that's all.

Stay tuned and prepare for what Dan does to his second customer.