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dun dun dun music). Yeah. Just read it. You'll be amused.
A/N: Heyla! This is not only CrayonThief but also georgesgirl! We have come to disturb you all with our lovely tails of Hogwarts scandals. This one is our take on the Goblet of Fire. Eat fried peaches. And read and review.onward ho!
One fine afternoon all the occupants of Haglords School of Sandwitchcraft and Gizzardry were gathered together in the Great Stall. The time had come once again for the participants to be picked for the Tri- Lizard Competition. At this time, Head-dude Bumbledoor stood up and addressed the students.
"The time has come, "he began, "to choose our participants from 'The Dispenser' *students gasp*."
Perhaps before we continue we should tell you a bit more about this Dispenser. It is located in the front center of the Great Stall. Aside from distributing the usual feminine products, plastic packages of lip gloss, and certain other items (coughcough*condoms*coughcough), it could be used to find the names of those who were to participate in the annual Tri-Lizard Competition. All you had to do was insert a coin, turn the knob, and you would get a name. Sounds easy, right? Yes, well, not to old Bumbledoor.
"I shall now choose the first participant."
Bumbledoor stepped up to The Dispenser, inserted a coin, and turned the knob on the far left side. He reached into the slot and pulled out one of the aforementioned "other items".
"Oh!! Pink!" he said quietly, thinking no one else would hear him, "Wait till Ninerva sees this one!"
Suddenly he realized where he was and shoved the item into his pocket embarrassed. He then inserted another coin and turned the knob second to the left. Once again he reached into the slot and pulled out a random feminine product. Handing it to Madame Raxime(the Head-chick of Leauxbatons) he said, "Here. You may need this later." Then he inserted another coin and turned the knob second to the right. He reached into the slot and pulled out a small plastic package(it was lip-gloss). He looked at it and smiled. "Mm.grape! My favorite!" He then applied some to his lips and once again realized where he was. He placed one more coin in The Dispenser and turned the knob farthest to the right. Finally a slip of paper came out. Bumbledoor unfolded it and gasped.
"It seems", he said, "as though we have a bit of a problem. This slip of paper tells me that Lord Zoldemort is our first contestant."
He then places another coin in The Dispenser and takes out the next piece of paper.
"Oh dear!", he said, "This piece of paper informs me that Larry Scotter is going to kill us all, therefore, we must postpone the contest until next year. Oh well."
THE END!!
A/N: I hope that amused, frightened, and mentally scarred you for life. Please review telling us your exact results. Thank you and have a nice day. Or, as my friends at the Kwik-E-Mart like to say, "Thank you come again."
A/N: Heyla! This is not only CrayonThief but also georgesgirl! We have come to disturb you all with our lovely tails of Hogwarts scandals. This one is our take on the Goblet of Fire. Eat fried peaches. And read and review.onward ho!
One fine afternoon all the occupants of Haglords School of Sandwitchcraft and Gizzardry were gathered together in the Great Stall. The time had come once again for the participants to be picked for the Tri- Lizard Competition. At this time, Head-dude Bumbledoor stood up and addressed the students.
"The time has come, "he began, "to choose our participants from 'The Dispenser' *students gasp*."
Perhaps before we continue we should tell you a bit more about this Dispenser. It is located in the front center of the Great Stall. Aside from distributing the usual feminine products, plastic packages of lip gloss, and certain other items (coughcough*condoms*coughcough), it could be used to find the names of those who were to participate in the annual Tri-Lizard Competition. All you had to do was insert a coin, turn the knob, and you would get a name. Sounds easy, right? Yes, well, not to old Bumbledoor.
"I shall now choose the first participant."
Bumbledoor stepped up to The Dispenser, inserted a coin, and turned the knob on the far left side. He reached into the slot and pulled out one of the aforementioned "other items".
"Oh!! Pink!" he said quietly, thinking no one else would hear him, "Wait till Ninerva sees this one!"
Suddenly he realized where he was and shoved the item into his pocket embarrassed. He then inserted another coin and turned the knob second to the left. Once again he reached into the slot and pulled out a random feminine product. Handing it to Madame Raxime(the Head-chick of Leauxbatons) he said, "Here. You may need this later." Then he inserted another coin and turned the knob second to the right. He reached into the slot and pulled out a small plastic package(it was lip-gloss). He looked at it and smiled. "Mm.grape! My favorite!" He then applied some to his lips and once again realized where he was. He placed one more coin in The Dispenser and turned the knob farthest to the right. Finally a slip of paper came out. Bumbledoor unfolded it and gasped.
"It seems", he said, "as though we have a bit of a problem. This slip of paper tells me that Lord Zoldemort is our first contestant."
He then places another coin in The Dispenser and takes out the next piece of paper.
"Oh dear!", he said, "This piece of paper informs me that Larry Scotter is going to kill us all, therefore, we must postpone the contest until next year. Oh well."
THE END!!
A/N: I hope that amused, frightened, and mentally scarred you for life. Please review telling us your exact results. Thank you and have a nice day. Or, as my friends at the Kwik-E-Mart like to say, "Thank you come again."