YOU SILLY TWAT CREATURES HELLSING I DO NOT OWN OR HARRY POTTER DISCLAIMER THIS IS GO AWAY NOW.
A/N: Seras has become more powerful, so she needs seals similar to Alucard's on her gloves. AHEAD ARE BOOK 6 SPOILERS.
"Sir Integra."
"What is it, Walter?"
"I think I might have something to bring your attention to…"
Walter reached out for his laptop and brought a news website into view.
"There have been a strange amount of disappearances. There aren't any traces of ghouls or vampires, so it can be anything."
"Hmm…Send Alucard and Seras to investigate the scene."
"The thing is…Sir Integra…that the scene is a ruin filled with signs that say 'DANGER! DO NOT ENTER!'"
"Send Alucard and Seras to investigate the scene. I will join them as well."
"Yes, Sir Integra."
Seras and Alucard, along with a few Hellsing soldiers, climbed aboard a vehicle and vooshed into view of the crime scene.
"A ruin?" cried Seras "I don't see any ruins."
"You do not see it, then?" inquired one soldier.
"It might be charmed to look like this to…" Alucard was fumbling around for words. "…to people who haven't interacted with the magics of the world…"
"Interesting…" said Integra. "I have heard of this place, but I thought it was only a legend. I believe this is a school of Witchcraft and Wizardry called…Hogwarts…"
(Alucard :/ ; Seras :0)
"You two will be applying as teachers there, then. I will give each of you a special seal that turns you into humans (except for your unnatural strength, that is). You will have to release the Control Art Restriction Level Four, understand? I will be giving you information on what to teach them."
The Great Hall was riddled with excitement and chatter. Ron Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger, and Harry Potter were enjoying a nice dinner of beef-and-kidney pie, roasted pork, and lamb chops.
Professor (or rather, Headmistress) McGonagall raised her hand has a signal to stop talking.
"We have two new teachers with us here today," McGonagall said. "This is Professor Victoria." She pointed to Seras with an open hand.
"And this," She said. "Is Professor Alucard. Both will be your Defense Against the Dark Arts teachers. Professor Victoria (who sported a white robe marked with the same seal on Alucard's gloves, plus a white witches hat) will be your daytime teacher and Professor Alucard will be your Transfiguration teacher, or your D.A.D.A. (Defense Against the Dark Arts) teacher if Professor Victoria is busy."
"Blimey!" Ron whispered. "Two teachers! Do you think the jinx will affect them both?"
Ron, of course, was talking about the jinx that Lord Voldemort had placed on the D.A.D.A. teaching position that only allowed a teacher to teach the subject for one year before they either resigned, died, lost their memory, or something of the sort.
"There is also a new Potions Teacher," McGonagall continued. "Please welcome Professor Lica." She pointed to a woman dressed in black. She glared at Seras, who glared back. There was something about her, Seras couldn't put her finger where, that made Seras hate Professor Lica.
She's from the Iscariot, that one Alucard said, or rather, telepathized.
"We will also welcome Sir Integra Hellsing." McGonagall said. "She will be staying, along with her butler Walter, here at Hogwarts."
The next day, everyone got out of bed as usual and ate their breakfast at the Great Hall. "What do you think about the new teachers?"
"Iuno." Ron said thickly, through a mouthful of kippers. "Taht Alucar' fella seems cre'py, and hi' re' dresh is konda weird."
"I think Professor Lica looks nice." Hermione said.
"Hmmm…"
"Everybody, today we will be learning the Surprising Charm," Professor Flitwick's squeaky voice echoed throughout the room. "Everybody, choose your partners and say the Incantation. Pantmonin!"
"Pantmonin!"
Hermione sent a surge of white light to Harry. It scared him so much that he fell over. If someone had performed the Killing Curse on him, it wouldn't make a difference to his expression. That's how scary it was.
After a few hours work, the Charms teacher jumped to his chair (which had many books piled on top of it) and dismissed them with no homework.
They walked to the D.A.D.A. classroom. Before, it might have had Dark Creatures in a cage, or pictures of Prof. Lockhart, or Garlic all around. Now, it had no decorations except for a few pictures of seals, crosses, and all that stuff.
"Good morning, I am Professor Victoria." Seras began. "I suppose everyone has read the books I assigned over the summer?"
A bunch of "Yes"s, "Erm…"s, and "No"s rang in various places through the room.
"Mr. Longbottom!" Neville jumped when Seras called him out. "Can you tell me how to kill a vampire?"
"Erm…" He said. "Well, you need garlic and a wooden stake and—"
"Wrong! Ms. Granger?"
"They can be killed in many different ways, depending on their amounts of power, but usually blessed silver or Holy Water can suffice in incapacitating them."
"Ten points to Gryffindor!" Seras said. "I will also be informing you that there are also spells that the Minister of Magic himself has never heard of."
She dropped her voice a little.
"There is Dark Magic, Light Magic, Elemental Magic, so I trust that everyone has brought the required spellbooks?"
"Yes." Rang all the students.
"Good." She said. "Before we move onto that complicated jumble, I will teach you a special spell that might be important on you. The Mimicio Incantem Spell!"
Muhahahaha cliffy.