Characters: [Zuko, Sokka]
Rating: K
Warnings: fluffy.
Genre: Romance, Humor
Summary: Zuko and Sokka have a discussion about what Sokka's going to be called now that he's marrying Zuko.
Disclaimer: I don't own Avatar The Last Airbender
Well look at that! I'm back from the grave! But unfortunately to those who follow/favorite me strictly for my Danny Phantom stories, for once in my career on here, this is not it! You guys should have taken the hint when I wrote an Danny Phantom/Avatar crossover. Also be warned, I am Zukka trash.
"Why do I have to be the Fire Lady!"
Zuko rubbed his temple. "You don't, Sokka."
"Nuh uh, nothing will stop me from marrying you!"
"While I'm glad for that, that's not-" Zuko groaned. "How does marrying me make you Fire Lady?"
"Everyone who marries the Fire Lord is called the Fire Lady, Sir Honor Lord."
Zuko facepalmed. Honor Lord has been Sokka's favorite nickname for him for quite some time. While perhaps long ago he might have found it somewhat funny, right now it was just annoying.
"Everyone else who's married the Fire Lord was a girl, Sokka. That's why they where called the Fire Lady."
"So… You're saying that, sense Lord is the masculine form of Lady, I'll be the Fire Lord?" Sokka smirked.
"No, not that either! Ugh!" Zuko groaned burying his face in his hands. "I don't know what you'll be called, I guess just the "Fire Lord's husband?"
"Aww, babe, you took all the fun out of it! I could have gone around telling people I'm the Fire Lord!"
Zuko scowled, which may or may not be a poor attempt to hide his laughter. "If you do that you'll get arrested for treason."
"Ah well, then you could just come and save me, like a knight in shining armor~" Sokka smiled coyly at Zuko.
Zuko smirked. "I suppose that would make you my princess."
"What, no!"