Okay, here's another disturbing/funny story. If possible start downloading Party Like A Rock Star for later chapters. It really adds to it well. The chapters are going to be short so I can stretch out the story. Hope everybody enjoys!

Love Always. Peace!

Ericaisdazzled

Rosalie, Alice, and I drove up to a cave in the middle of the woods to see Edward and Jasper laughing as Emmett was pouring a bottle of Vodka into a wooden trough. Next to him were several other bottles of the same substance.

"What the Hell are they doing?" I ask in a shocked tone.

"Bella, you know how Vampires can't get drunk from drinking?" Alice ask with a slight laughing edge in her voice.

"Yeah…" I answered.

"Well, this is how we can get drunk!" Rosalie cut in.

Rosalie and I have been on better terms since I've been turned into a Vampire. Since it's done she probably realizes she should just get over it.

We've been such good friends lately, that she even took me lingerie shopping for Edward! If that's not friendship, than what is? She wouldn't even let Alice come!

Edward really enjoyed that night when we got back from Victoria's Secret. In other words: the house was rockin' so no one dared to come a knockin'. I will never forget that night for all of my existence. The way his body felt on mine. And those lips! Oh, how they were so eager and yet so-

"Bella!" Alice's voice brought me out of my trance. She was in a corner of the cave that we had driven to with Jasper stalking toward her with a seductive look on his face. Oops. I didn't even notice that we had gotten out of the car!

I immediately thought of the vile Mike Newton, making my feelings completely repulsive. Jasper than ran to the other side of the cave with a disgusted look on his face. Alice glared at me.

"Well you didn't have to make him look at me, his wife, like I'm Lauren Mallory!" Alice screeched at me.

"Sorry, Alice. I was just trying to make it so he wouldn't jump you like a female dog in heat." I said back seriously, trying not to laugh.

"Hey! It was your fault I was feeling that first emotion in the first place! What the Hell were you thinking about?!" Jasper yelled this time.

It's funny how when I was human, we would barely say hello, and now, we were like brother and sister. We even hugged sometimes.

"Well… Hey, you know what? Ask Edward. Edward, what do you think I was I thinking about?" I looked at Edward and he had a very seductive grin on his face.

"EDWARD! Come on people! Can't you control your emotions?!" Poor Jasper.

Edward came over and hugged me from behind, putting him arms around my waist and resting his chin on my shoulder.

"Sorry, Jasper. This is what happens when you get involved with a 107 year old virgin until recently. Very recently." I shivered when Edward talked. His breathe was blowing into my ear. Even after he talked and was just breathing, I continued to shiver with pleasure.

I finally looked over to see Jasper in the corner rocking back and forth, begging God for mercy.

This is going to be a very memorable hunting trip.

I hope you liked it!

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