Hello, what you see before you... Is the first chapter to this goofy story. XD. Enjoy, and if there are errors or anything, please do tell me.

(And yes, In this, The lion guard Isn't in it, but Jasiri, Madoa, Wema, and Tunu will live in the pridelands.)


*Tap-tap* "Saka, wake up." A soft, intimidating deep voice spoke. Saka swiftly opened his eyes and looked up at the mysterious, dark figure only to realize seconds later, its just his buddy Alcuthe. Saka then just rolled his eyes in slight annoyance and placed his head on his paws and groaned. "Hey!" Alcuthe began. "I said get your fat butt up you lazyena." He finished and smiled evilly, proud of his own terrible joke. Saka just sighed, got up, stretched and said in a tired grumpy manner "Alright, let's get going... and your jokes still suck." Alcuthe chuckled lightly at that.

We both headed out the mouth of the random cave we stayed at overnight. Saka and Alcuthe strolled through the gloomy, silent maze-like place known as the too hyenas don't have any specific place to live, they are just trying to find the right place that they could call home.

"Saka, look up ahead!" Alcuthe suddenly shouted, breaking the long silence, which scared Saka half to death. Saka then looked in the distance and notice sudden grasslands.

"Is that grass?" Saka asked, even though the answer was quite obvious.

"Yes...yes it is." Alcuthe replied. "Maybe there's food and water there." He finished contentedly. Both Saka and Alcuthe just starred for a few seconds.

"Well what are we waiting for? Let's go." Saka stated cheerfully and the two dashed off to, what seems to be, the exit of the outlands. Right when they reached the opening, they immediately slowed too a stop and gazed around. There were many trees, watering holes, and a vast number of animals, especially zebra, zebra is Sakas favorite. Saka and Alcuthe looked at each other and Alcuthe grinned in an evil, happy manner.

"Hungry?" Alcuthe asked with a watery mouth looking at the herds.

"Let's eat." Saka replied and licked his lips hungrily.


In the distance, not so far from where Saka and Alcuthe eventually got their kill, were four Hyenas near a Nice cave that had a nice little pond out in the front with flowers surrounding it and lily pads placed at random in the pond. Wema and Tunu, Jasiri and Madoa's little brother and sister, were playing around outside while Jasiri and Madoa watched and chatted. Madoa smelled something strange and looked behind her and in the distance, she saw two unknown hyenas eating a zebra in an open area. Madoa patted on Jasiri's shoulder and Jasiri faced Madoa.

"Yea?" Jasiri asked puzzled.

"If we are the only four hyenas welcomed and in the pridelands... Who are those two?" Madoa said lightly and pointed in the direction of the two strangers. Jasiri starred at them and got worried.

"Maybe they're part of Janjas clan." Jasiri suggested and looked at Wema and Tunu. "You two, go inside." She ordered and the two cubs looked at Jasiri with a slightly sad face.

"But why? We wanna play more?" Wema asked in an upset tone. With that, Jasiri got a slightly strict face.

"I said go inside." Jasiri demanded once more and the two nodded and ran inside. Jasiri then faced Madoa. "What do we do?" She asked and Madoa looked at her and thought for a few seconds.

"I think we should go get Simba and the Lionesses and confront the two. I honestly don't think they're part of Janjas crew... Unless those two are new members and don't know the rules." Madoa replied. Jasiri nodded and ran as quick as she could to pride rock to gather the lions.


The only sound that was heard where Saka and Alcuthe were located was the sound of them munching down on the zebras carcass. Their snouts were covered in blood, and they ate like savages because they hadn't had a meal like this for days. The two didn't speak to each other much, other than offering the other a certain body part that the other enjoyed more. After a few minutes of violently ripping into the dead animals flesh, Saka heard something that began to crescendo towards them. Saka looked up and his heart nearly stopped as he saw a lion about ten feet away from behind Alcuthe and it was running at full speed.

"ALCUTHE!" Saka screamed at the top of his lungs and almost a second after that, the lion had tackled Alcuthe about nine feet across the ground. Saka was about to run and help his friend, but immediately after, he himself got tackled. Alcuthe was pinned, but could see, while Saka got pinned to where he couldn't look up and was on his stomach but able to see Alcuthe on the ground, nothing behind him. Saka could tell that whatever tackled him was much smaller than the lion, but still strong. Both Saka and Alcuthe struggled to escape, but it was useless, they could hardly move a muscle.

"Why are you two here, you know the rules!" Simba growled in Acluthe's ear, but Alcuthe was no coward and just shook his head when Simba brought his moth close to Alcuthe. "Well tough guy?" Simba growled again and put more pressure on Alcuthe's skull and that scared Saka.

"Wait, don't hurt him!" Saka began. "W...we don't know the rules, we aren't from around here, were just trying to find a place to live, eat, and drink. We swear we mean no harm." Saka pleaded.

"Saka, shut up! Don't tell them that, It's none of their business." Alcuthe barked and groaned as Simba put more pressure on him. Alcuthe took notice of the seven lionesses with them and the... hyena?! There was a female hyena that had Saka pinned down. If they got out of this situation alive, Alcuthe was definitely gonna pick on Saka about this.

"Easy their tough guy." Jasiri stated towards Alcuthe, and then Saka realized it was a female on top of him, and he then saw her paw come down in front of Saka's face and he as well noticed it was a hyena. Saka thought for a second and realized that Alcuthe will never let this go. Saka also then realized, this hyena didn't have much force upon him, and Saka then took advantage of that and shoved her off and got on top of her, pinning her down. Saka bared his teeth at her, but then his eyes widened and his teeth slowly disappeared due to the beautiful hyena he sees before his very eyes. He then got out of dream land and began to speak, but then the hyena he had pinned down, kicked Saka right in between his legs. Saka then made a painful groan and slowly fell to the ground beside Jasiri and curled up in a ball and bared his teeth in immense pain. Alcuthe then freaked out and broke out of the lions arms and stood over Saka in a protective manner.

"Why are you bastards doing this? We just want to eat!" Alcuthe shouted and looked down at his fallen companion. "Hey, your gonna be OK, It's alright." He explained to Saka, who nearly had tears on his face. Alcuthe then looked at Jasiri, and she looked at Alcuthe.

"I... I swear I didn't mean to hurt him that bad." Jasiri explained and felt a little sorry. Alcuthe got very angry and took one step towards Jasiri and then Simba stepped in the middle.

"Alright, that's enough, no more violence." Simba shouted and looked at Alcuthe, looked down at the hyena on the floor, still in a painful ball, and back up at Saka. "You two really don't know where you are, do you?" Simba asked.

"No, we don't." Alcuthe replied sternly. "We already said that." He finished growling and looking around at each and every Lion surrounding them making sure of no surprise attack. Simba then explained to Alcuthe about how hyenas were banished from the pridelands, but that Jasiri and the three others were allowed due to their respect. Alcuthe listened closely, but kept his guard. Suddenly, Alcuthe didn't hear Saka groaning anymore, and he swiftly looked down at his friend. "SHIT!" Alcuthe shouted in an extremely loud voice. "Hey, hey, hey." Alcuthe quickly said in panic and kept nuzzling Saka's head. Saka wasn't responding and Alcuthe's ears lowered in fear and got very worried. Alcuthe then looked up at Simba. "Please, help him." He begged. Simba looked at Saka and as well took notice of him not responding. Jasiri then walked over to Saka but Alcuthe stepped in front of her. "Get back." Alcuthe growled. Jasiri then tucked her ears, not in fear, but in slight sadness.

"I can help him." Jasiri explained. "Just let me check on him." She finished. At first, Alcuthe didn't wanna let her help, but then he looked down at Saka, then sighed and stepped back, but left his left arm standing over Saka. Jasiri placed her ear on his neck and upper chest, and listened. She then lifted her head and looked at Alcuthe. "He's just passed out from the pain. He'll be OK, but won't wake up for about an hour. Alcuthe closed his eyes and whispered 'thank goodness.' Jasiri thought for a second, and almost didn't want to offer, but she felt as if she owed the two strangers. "I... if you want, he could rest back at my place. I have a pond in front where you two could drink." She offered and Alcuthe was a bit hesitant, but he would do anything to keep Saka alive and well. Alcuthe just nodded, and crawled under Saka, and stood up with Saka on his back. Jasiri and Alcuthe walked off, leaving the Simba and the Lionesses where they were.

"Do you think they're really telling the truth?" One of the lionesses asked. Simba, still watching them walk off.

"Yeah, from how the one was acting... He was definitely telling the truth. No one fakes it that much." Simba began. "We'll let them stay for a while and if they want to and we can trust them, maybe they can live here too." He finished and Him and the lionesses headed back to Pride Rock.


Well, there you have it. FINALLY got this thing done. Sorry It's boring right now, but trust me... It is gonna get WAY better and more interesting. I'll make a 2nd chapter as soon as possible, and I'll try not to take forever, even though I hardly do anything. XD