CHAPTER 1 HOW IT ALL HAPPENED
It is Sunday night and the Griffins are at the county fair all the way on the other side of town, known as East Quahog. East Quahog is a pretty dangerous place, but the fair is held there because it is cheaper to rent the lots there.
"Peter lets go home! This part of town is just too dangerous for our kids."
"Yeah dad! I don't like this at all, plus that black guy keeps staring at me," said Meg.
"What you all lookin' at? I just lookin' at that beautiful girl," said the guy.
"Are you on crack sir?" said Peter.
"Wow man that was messed up. Your daughter is a beautiful girl! She is more beautiful than the Beyonce!"
"Wow! Thank you! What is your name?"
"Tiff," said the guy.
"And on that note, let's go," said Meg.
Everyone got into the car and they drove home. Peter deiced to take highway 23, but that road is very bumpy. It was so bumpy that Meg got car sick.
"Meg that is just gross!" said Peter. "Get out of the car now!"
Meg got out of the car without fighting. She walked along the road, which is loaded with stores and restaurants. She walked until she found a car rental lot.
"I need to rent a car to get home," said Meg.
Immediately after, her cell phone rang, and it was Lois asking if she was okay, however, she wouldn't come and get her. Meg realized she didn't even have money to rent a car. She then snuck into the office, stole the keys to a Chevy Malibu, and took the car. Meg felt a sense of excitement. She realized that she liked acting out.
"I'm gonna be an even bigger crime breaker than O.J.," said Meg.
CUTAWAY
(A TV NEWS ANCH0R IS READING THE TOP STORIES) "O.J. Simpson has been charged with robbery, battery, and assault, but pretty much murder."
While driving home Meg breaks into a ton of stores and stole tons of items and cash. She felt so happy, and for the first time, felt fulfilled. She continued to steal until she robbed every store in Quahog. She drove home, ran up into her room, and enjoyed all the things she stole.
"Peter? Did you see all the things Meg took up into her room?" asked Lois.
"yeah. I saw her get all of them out of her new car."
"Peter you don't think that she sold herself?"
"Lois, Lois, Lois, no man in their right mind would want Meg. She's a bigger man than Rosie O'Donnel."
CUTAWAY
(ROSIE IS BEING INTERVIEWED WHEN HER PANTS FALL DOWN AND IT REVEALS THAT SHE HAS A PENIS AND THEN SHE SAYS THAT SHE BLAMES GLOBAL WARMING.)