I was in the school yard
It was recess
I was in a circle of people
They were telling stories about bloody marry
They were going to summon her
I was bored of their stupid stories
I decided to tell them about Shrek
I said "if you disrespect Shrek he will come after you"
They laughed
Dumb pricks
They pushed me on the ground and called me a liar
I spit on their shoes
They began shouting "Shrek and his movies are stupid"
How dare they say that about my savior
They pulled out their Shrek DVDs and started to stomp on them
I said "I hope your assholes are ready cause Shrek is gonna rip them apart"
They laughed again
Suddenly the sky turned green
The smell of onions filled the air
I knew what was coming
I've waited so long for this moment
The earth began to shake as the mighty Shrek rose from the ground
The boys shuddered in fear
Shrek charged towards the young fucks and said "Are you hungry? I hope ye like big green sausages"
The boys immediately bent down as Shrek's presence brought on a power so great they couldn't control their bodies
Shrek looked at me and winked
What a charmer
Shrek returned his gaze towards the boys and began to lower himself onto the cluster of boys heads
He began to suck them up his giant green asshole
Shrek yelled "You're about to get shrecked"
A wild noise of pleasure escaped shrek's mouth as he slowly sucked the group up his loose asshole
He began to pull the boys up from his anus and through his large dick
He looked at me and said "I bet you've never seen a dick this eshrect"
Shrek dragged his rapidly increasing dick over to me
He bent down and whispered in my ear "You know what to do"
I looked up at him and replied "Did you bring a condom? I like to practice safe shrex"
A grin spread across shrek's face and he said "you won't be getting a shrexual transmitted disease with the power of my leaking cock"
I bent down and spread my cheeks waiting for Shrek to release his load
All of the sudden I began to shit everywhere and I shyly said "Oops I think I just shrecked myself"
Shrek smiled and said "you know what they say, you better check yourself before you Shrek yourself"
Shrek's face became very serious and he said "now where were we?"
Shrek began shoving his large dick in my tight virgin asshole
My nipples began to leak out the green remains of the stupid school boys
Shrek pulled out slowly and whispered in my ear "it's all ogre now"
I looked up and said "really really?"
He replied "really really"
Shrek began to run off into the night with his dick out of his pants
I kissed the ground where he stood and said
"Shrek is love, Shrek is life"