It was a plesant night in Britan, nice claer full moon, thousands of twinkling stars. Such a nice, quiet night.
Unless you were Seras Victoria at the Hellsing Manson
"Push Ms. Victoria, push," Walter said as he tried to help the little female vampire with her perdicament
"I'm still suprised you and her mated," Intergra said to Alucard
"Why do you think I made her into a vampire?" Alucard said "I needed a sexual release,"
"AHHHHHHHHHH!" Seras screamed as the little bundle of joy shot out of her
Integra and Walter looked with shocked faces at what came out of Seras
"What wrong? Is my baby okay?" Seras said worried
"It's okay but it's not a baby," Walter said as he showed Seras what she delivered.
Instead of a cute little vampire, it was a small, black, foureyed, hellhound puppy
"WHAT THE?!" Seras said in shock
"You said you wanted to do doggy style," Alucard said "So I transformed into my hellound when we had sex
"Ah!" Seras scremed as she woke up in her bed "Oh my gosh that was a crazy dream,"
"Yes it was mommy," a little hellhound pup said lying right next to her in her bed.
Seras scremed again
Their's some ruff love for ya
The end