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WOW: telephone

As I celebrated a birthday last week, I've decided to treat myself to a triple bill of my very favourite subject matter: Winchester brothers minus clothes.

So I guess I ought to post a T rated warning for - um - nudity and sauce ...

And, there's even a plot, kind of.

Disclaimer: I don't own them, and I'm sure they're very relieved about that.

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Chapter 1

Dean had become used to the costumes the brothers were occasionally required to wear.

At various times they 'd been firefighters, telephone engineers, And sharp-suited feds, and Dean had borne them all with reluctant but dignified fortitude.

But this?

Of all the places to find a hunt?

A nudist colony?

"No Sam."

"But …"

"I said no."

"Dean …"

"No."

"Wait, Dean ..."

"No, friggin' NO, with a side order of 'go screw yourself'."

Sam sprouted a glorious bitchface.

"I mean, tell me genius," Dean snorted, waving his handgun in Sam's face; "where the hell would I stick this?"

"Don't tempt me," Sam sighed.

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tbc