I Believe I can Fry, a dynasty warriors fanfic

Disclaimer: We do not own the song I Believe I can Fly or Dynasty Warriors.

My sister, Ying (xq-of-wu) and I wrote this song. Enjoy.

The crowds roared loudly as the lights on the stage came to life. Fireworks and smoke bombs went off on the stage, making an awing affect. Suddenly, a boot stomped on the stage. The crowd was silent. Lu Xun walked across the stage while fixing his hat, and approached the microphone. Anticipation hung in the air like a blanket of fog. He composed himself, and opened his mouth to sing...

"I used to think that all of life was dark
And life was nothing but a little spark
But now I know the meaning of the flame
I'm learning from the super-burning pain

If I can burn it, then I will burn it
If I just torch it, there's nothing to it

I believe I can fry
I believe I can torch that guy
I think about it every night and day
Light that match and burn those Wei
I believe I can soar
I see me burning off those open doors
I believe I can fry
I believe I can fry
I believe I can fry

See I was on the verge of burning up
Sometimes I think that I could just blowup
There are things in life I must incinerate
I think that China's rising in death-rate

If I can burn it, then I will burn it
If I just torch it, there's nothing to it

Hey, cuz I burn it , oh

If I can burn it, then I will burn it
If I just torch it, there's nothing to it

Hey, if I just torch that guy
I can fry, hey
If I just burn those Wei
I can fry

I can fry

I can fry
Fry-eye-eye"

The audience erupted into a roaring mass and the fan-girls screams could be heard amongst the commotion as Lu Xun gave a bow... before drenching himself in oil and igniting himself aflame!

"THANK YOU JING PROVINCE! I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK!"

He ran off stage into the audience, burning some fan-girls alive and generally making a big mess... as usual.

Zen: ph34r m3h!

Ying: Scary things happen when you're bored.

Zen: (lights himself on fire) Cath me Ying!

Ying: Oh crap...