This is a one-shot that I came up with and my friend helped me plan (Hyper Hippie)
This is just for fun, hope you enjoy!
We Know
It was late, well it depended how you looked at it, it was either very late or very early, either way it was five am in the morning and the Marauders were still up.
At the moment three of the members were whispering among themselves until the be-speckled of the three, one James Potter, pushed another, by the name of Sirius Black, forwards to their friend.
Remus Lupin looked up from his book when Sirius was pushed over, a bad feeling rose in his stomach. "Remus" this was it, "We know about your jazz obsession"
"WHAT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (Gasp)OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(Gasp) OOOOooooooh screw the dramatics, how do you know?"
Sirius shrugged, "Well it was kind of obvious" he stated waving a hand to the countless jazz magazines and posters cluttering his desk. Remus shook his head sadly, "Are you going to abandon me now you know my secret? I've always been shunned because of it"
Sirius scrunched up his nose and all three friends shook their heads, "No point mate, you think your bad, James loves Hip Hop!"
"That's nothing! The real reason Sirius' parents threatened to disown him is because he loves opera!" James countered as he ran over to them, Sirius nodded his head violently, "Yeah, and we threaten to disown Peter because of his Rock obsession!"
Remus raised an eyebrow, "Why?"
"We walked in on him 'playing' air guitar, jumping up and down and 'singing" James explained.
"Oi!" Peter leapt to his defence, "Well I walked in on you doing that freaky hip hop dance of yours in your boxers"
James nodded, "And if Sirius sings once more, I'm going to rip out his vocal cords and ram 'em up his butt! I can't keep replacing my glasses lens, its way too expensive!"
Remus heaved a sigh of relief, his friends wouldn't abandon him, their obsessions were as freaky as his own.
They were all arguing about which was better, Rock, Hip Hop, Jazz or Opera, when Lily Evans walked in.
She opened her mouth to tell them off for jumping on the chairs playing air guitar and singing "Oh Danny Boy" at half past five in the morning, but then reasoned with herself. "I won't say anything because no one ever listens to me anyway. I might as well be a Leonard Cohen record.!" She then stopped off to brood.
The End ish
And because it is me without it: The Random Hobo ran past the window been chased by Bob (Don't ask me how they were running in mid air the just were!)
Please review, flames welcome, I could do with a good laugh.