I know. I know. My Immortal commentary. It's been done before. Maybe I'm not that funny. But I have a serious writers block, and I need to write something or I'll just fall over and die. So here we go. I'm rereading this story (which I have read way too many times for my own comfort) and as I go, I'll just write my thoughts in bold.
AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik Is that an actual term that people use? I'm seriously wondering…) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok She would "rok" more if she actually did her job…! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!
Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia That explains so much; Dementia is the term used for loss of brain function. Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name Because her parents were psychic and predicted that she would have long ebony black hair her whole life…) with purple streaks and red tips Let me guess; those are natural? that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears So they're clear, then? You look blind? and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie That's right. Incest is the way to go. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white As opposed to what? Crooked and rainbow, I guess, because rainbows are for preps. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England It's in Scotland where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen Really?). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell Oh, no. I couldn't tell.) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic Which is conveniently located in the all-magic village of Hogsmeade and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots You know, I shop at Hot Topic, too, and I have never seen any of those things in there. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation But your skin is pale white, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining There's a name for that; it's called sleet so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. What? So you wouldn't sparkle? A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them You are so classy.
"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was... Draco Malfoy! Epic plot twist!
"What's up Draco?" I asked.
"Nothing." he said shyly I picture him rocking back and forth looking at the ground. Actually… I don't because I could never picture Draco like that.
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away. How did you get friends? Oh, well, cliffhanger!
AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz! Okay, I'll tell you "fangz."