"Be clumsy!" She said.
A definite way to get a guy.
Accidents are a must have every day,
So be careful. Don't be!
"Older boyfriends are great!" She said.
Especially if he is over a hundred
And stares at you
When you're asleep.
"Put yourself in harm's way!" She said.
It's the best way,
Your boyfriend will stay!
Who cares if it's deadly?
"Lie and lie away!" She said.
Especially to your parents
They won't notice
So why shouldn't you put it to practice?
Ah, Bella!
How much you taught me so!
To look for Prince
Sparkles, and survive on only love.
What a great role model you are!