Makarov took a sip from his beer with an ever so peaceful expression on his face. It was just another day at Fairy Tail, in many ways a normal day as people were talking and shouting so loudly it was hard to hear your own thoughts. It wasn't eve lunchtime yet and the mess created from all in fighting was unspeakable and there was always a fight going on.

''Why are men so selfish all the time?''

''Men? What about women then? Always whining when things don't go the way they want! Always ordering men around to do things! Hey do it! Hey, do that!''

''Well excuse me, for asking for help sometimes when I can't split into fifty different people to do all the housework! If you were to actually help me willingly, then I wouldn't sound like I'm bossing you around!''

''I'll still get shouted at for doing it wrong!''

''That's because you always do them wrong! Who in their right mind thinks the best way to do the washing up and leave the water running the entire time. Do you know how much it costs to use so much hot water?''

''It's not like we don't have the money to pay for it between me doing S-class missions and your modelling shots!''

''Oh so your saying that the only thing that matters is to earn jewel''

''Where the hell did that come from? I'm starting to think that your pissed that I spent a week too long on my last mission''

''I'm not mad at you about that anymore, and you know I work just as hard as you do''

''Oh really so while I'm out fighting monsters you get the harder job by having over a hundred men droll over you while you get to lay on a beach wearing a bikini''

''You think it's easy for me to put on those outfits to pay the bills while you're in Mavis knows where while I stay here and take care of everyone here at the guild wondering if you're ever going to return home''

''It's not like I actually feel at home anymore after all you threw out all of my gym equipment after our last fight''

''I had to throw it all out''

''Why?''

''Because I'm pregnant''

Makarov's beverage flew out of his mouth across the guild hall leaving everyone else silent, Laxus took a few steps back and looked at the hands of his wife trembling with anger at how her husband had spoken to her.

''Mira…. '' he said

''Just don't.. She barked as she wondered towards the girls toilets

''Shit'' he muttered as he instantly followed her and stopped her just as she was about to go inside, then he leaned down and spoke softly to her.

The entire guild were eerily silent, Elfman was ready to hit Laxus at a moment's notice, while everyone made sure there was a clear path so none of them would be caught in the destruction, not that Elfma was going to be the only one involved.

''We're having a baby'' smiled Laxus

''We're having a baby'' smiled Mirajane

The pair kissed and finally you could see just how much they cared about each other as the guild erupted in celebrations for the pair

''I'm getting too old for this shit'' muttered Makarov as Kinna refilled his mug as the entire guild begun their usual party celebrations.