October 31, Halloween, Endsville, 12:30 pm.
"AHA! Brazil belongs to me!" Grim cheered after taking yet another territory from our big-nosed buffoon Billy in a game of Risk. "I tink I'll take my card now" Grim finished as he passed the three red dice to Mandy.
"Please don't attack me again Mandy." Stressing the please Irwin put his hands together and pleaded her to stop massacring his armies which she has not stopped doing since the beginning of the turn .
Mandy just glared at him and blandly stated " I'll attack Eastern Australia"
"What! That's my last territory ,yo! You have done nothing but attack and attack and attack and attack!" Irwin put his finger on his palm every time he said attack. "Why do you do this to me!" Irwin threw his arms down pouting and tears welling up in his eyes.
Mandy didn't even look at Irwin and stated simply "Because I hate you." She rolled the dice and got all sixes beating Irwin's 1 guy with her 25.
Mandy's empire across the board game stretched from Ukraine to Alaska, she owned the entire continent of Asia and now Australia as well. All of Northern Africa and Eastern Europe and now she just started her campaigns on North America which Grim owned. Mandy always won this game she used a different strategy every time they played and it drived Grim crazy.
Billy hasn't been doing much in the game except shove all the plastic soldiers up his nose and pouting every time he lost a territory to Grim. Billy finally broke the silence after Mandy picked up all of Irwin's territory cards (he didn't have many) and started contemplating on her next move.
Billy screamed the top of his lungs "I WANNA PLAY A DIFFERENT GAME!" and ran off in the direction of the basement leaving a flabbergasted Grim, Mandy, and Irwin all with eyes the size of dinner plates at the table wondering what the heck just happened.
Billy was in the basement digging through Grim's trunk looking for another game that they could play saying the following things as he tossed the stuff out of the ancient chest, "clear spray paint, Thor's hammer, piece of the Berlin wall, an alien eyeball, un-erasable pencils, paint remover remover, evil powder, Chuck Norris's beard." Then Billy took in a long, deep gasp as he found what he wanted, a board game, and it was indeed a game it was a plain black box with no name on it except for the words DO NOT OPEN! in white letters on it.
Irwin had already ran out of the house in a crying fit after Grim and Mandy explained how such a pathetic loser he is since they had nothing else to do. Billy came running to the table holding the "game"
"I gots the game guys!" Billy said excitedly has he placed the box on the table. Grim gasped has he saw the box Billy had he raised his arms and yelled "Billy NO!" but it was to late He had already opened the box and the whole world went white.
