Ham-Chat History: Chapter 1: A History in Ham-Chat

By: Jonathan The Ham-Ham, or JTHH

Me: This chapter, as well as Chapter 2 of "A Love Story!" are in paragraph format because at the time, I was having trouble with script formatting. Just letting you know! Though now, I have completely switched over to paragraph format.

Disclaimer: I have no possession over Hamtaro. Ritsuko Kawai does. And I admit, Celestial Night Did come up with the idea of writing Ham-Humans into fanfics. That being said, I'll use Ham-humans in a bunch of my stories from now on, because

1. The ORIGINAL idea of Ham-Humans wasn't made by Celestial Night, it was made by people over in Japan, and
2. I will only write Ham-Humans into my fics to be a good writer, not to annoy you or anything Celestial Night. It's like when littler siblings totally look up to you, and try to copy your every move so they can be as "cool" as you. That having been said, I will not change them to actual humans instead of Ham-Humans, no matter what anyone says. Thanks for your time.

Claimer: I do own Sunflower City, Prince Ham, and King Sunflower! (Yes, I know, kinda uncreative, but I was out of Ideas at the time...)

Summary: Ever wonder how Ham-Chat, the hit language of Hamsters, was originated? Read on to find out! (This is what most likely happened. I, and the Ham-Scientists aren't quite sure of it.)

Hello, my name Jonathan The Ham-Ham, formerly Jonathan The Caveham. But that's not important right now. This is most likely what happened with Ham-Chat. A Ham-Scientist approaches "We know where the scrolls came from, and approximately how old they are. We just have no idea why it was written", explained that Ham-Scientist. "Hey, kids! Wanna hear a story about the history of Ham-Chat?" asked I. "Yeah, Yeah, we do!" exclaimed a bunch of Ham-Kids. (A/N: I won't be talking in quotes. When I'm thinking, it'll be in parenthesis, and A/N won't be before it! When there's an action, whether it's for others or me, it'll be italicized.) Okay, here goes. Once upon a time in ancient Sunflower City, (It's where ancient hamsters lived before about 500 years ago, being washed to a parallel dimension/universe after an extremely violent Tsunami and Magic Portal, which caused it to turn occupants and tourists going there into Ham-Humans!) about 1,000 years ago, was where it happened.

But, first let me describe Sunflower City. Sunflower City was located about a mile off the shore of Florida. It is old and abandoned now, at least, I think. Sunflower City was full of Sunflower, Pumpkin, and Apple seeds. It was extremely fancy, too. It was like a Hamster's paradise. It wasn't that expensive, either. For a beat-up, run-down shack in the middle of the city, it was about 1,000 Ham-Dollars. The biggest mansion cost about 1 million Ham-Dollars.

"What! That's more money than I've seen in my whole life!" exclaimed a Ham-Child. Yes, I know it is. Now, back to the story. The citizens had a ruler also. It was a monarchy form of government, in other words, they had a king. No one knew his real name, so they just called him King Sunflower. He had a gorgeous son, whose name was also unknown, so he was called Prince Ham. The King was an absolute genius. He had an IQ higher than any other ham in the land. But, his son was another story. Everyone thought he wasn't very bright. Fact is, he was very bright, but the king could make a genius ham seem like a dimwit. So, Prince Ham wanted redemption. To prove how smart he was, he wrote a whole 10 scrolls on a new language, using the same lettering, just rearranging it (duh). He wanted it to be a secret until dinner that evening. He packed it in an airtight bag, and set it on the royal dresser. There happened to be a breeze blow in from the window, which was across from the dresser. It blew under the dresser. When it was time for dinner, the Prince just couldn't find it. "Oh, well, it's not like it was that important," sighed The Prince sadly.

Then, Prince Ham told The King about that misfortune. The King called for his royal servants. They looked everywhere, except under the royal dresser. The servants thought it unclean. "We had no luck," sighed one especially tired servant. King Sunflower started to order his servants up and at it again, but before he could finish, Prince Ham stated, "Oh, well. It's not like was that important anyways." King Ham looked confused, then called off the guards. 'I know this meant more than all of Sunflower City to me, but it's lost now and there's nothing I can do about it,' thought The Prince.

That night, a voice seemed to whisper, "Get some rest Prince Ham, for tomorrow. You're going to need it." Prince Ham just snored in reply.

That morning, just after Prince Ham took a bath, he heard trumpets blaring. That could mean one thing. The Hameld (nicknamed Herald) (A/N: Ha ha, lame joke!) came forth holding a scroll. He proclaimed it loud and clear, "The King is dead! I repeat, your majesty, King Sunflower has died in his sleep!" "What!" exclaimed Prince Sunflower. The Hameld walked back, as the trumpets silenced. That afternoon, there was a feast in the castle. Then, Later in the Evening, Prince Ham had his coronation ceremony. Cries were heard all over town, "Long live King Ham of Sunflower City!" That night, after the servants got The King ready for bed, he looked under his dresser. "Oh, well. Now that I can't show Dad, it doesn't matter getting it out," he sighed sadly. Many Generations passed. It wasn't found for a while..."That was told better than I could have ever," stated a Ham-Scientist. It was discovered buried on the coast of Florida, about a year ago. If you wanna hear that story, say I! "I!" screamed all the Ham-Kids. Okay. Most hams just walk along the soft Florida coast, not giving it a second thought. But, one ham, named Maxwell, made a plan. But there was no way he could dig as deep as he needed to. And there was another, named Boss, who could dig as deep as he wanted in the soft Florida coast. But, problem was, he never knew where to dig. So, one day, Boss and Maxwell were walking towards each other. They bumped, accidentally. "Oops!" said Boss, "What's that you're holding in your hand?" "Oh, this is where, and how deep to dig to get to the legendary scrolls," replied Maxwell. (A/N: If you haven't figured it out, the scrolls over time got washed up on the Florida shore, and buried deep) "Good, I can dig for you!" replied Boss. They dug it up and discovered it. They mailed it to a dictionary company. And the you know rest. I show the Ham-Kids a dictionary "Wow…" is all they could murmur in awe. "Wait!" exclaimed one, "Can we go see Sunflower City?" If it's okay with your parents to move away, it's fine with me. "Yeah, let's go!" Squealed a somewhat high-pitched voice. (That didn't come from one of the kids. It came from... Oh my gosh! Is that really him? It's... It's...)

Me: Sorry people! I won't be updating this story until I finish "A Love Story!" You'll see why. There is an important reason why. You'll see. Signed, Jonathan The Ham-Ham

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