AN: Shit man I have no idea what kinda psychobable I'm about to unleash upon you but please bear in mind that half of this is already pre-written dribble that I'm attempting to "pretty up" to make it funnier. Well, to me at least.
Thanks go to my asshole friends who told me either this was a stupid idea and I sould qui before my mind slowly disappeared into a void of bad writing, or "OMG I LUV U GET 2 WRK ON TI."
-Disclaimers are for pansies who don't understand Copyright Laws in the United States.-
Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Mhikal Way and I lave long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with silver streaks and red tips that match my mid-black and icy blue eyes like pimpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Masahiro Sakurai (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!) I'm not related to Reggie but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called THE ACADEMY in Station Square where I'm a seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner, and red eye shadow. I was walking outside THE ACADEMY. It was snowing and raining and hailing and fire and brimstone was hurling down form the sky with the occasional thunder and lightning and plagues, so there there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was... Shadow the Hedgehog!
"What's up Shadow?" I asked.
"Nothing." he said shyly.
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.