sThe Naruto Show
A/N: you know what? I need a psychiatrist here….
Disclaimer: Sadly, I don't own them. If I do, there will be some new plots await…
Relationships: KakaIru, Slight SasuNaru, Slight Sakura bashing thing (not that I hate her or something..)
Location: A show somewhere, just use your imagination.
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Kakashi: HAI! Welcome everyone to the Naruto show!
Audience: YAY!!!!!
Hai, hai, now I honored to be the one who will bring you the pleasure! Me, Hatake Kakashi!
Audience: KYAAAAAA!!!! KAKASHI WE LOVEEEEEE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU...!!!!!!!
Kakashi: hai, arigato mina-san! *wink*
Audience: KYAAAAAAA!!!! *some audience faint*
Kakashi: Now, let the show begin, our first- ow, you, you on the left side, yes, the blonde, would you like to-
Voice: KAKASHI!!!!!! *angry voice*
Kakashi: *Sweatdrop* ah, let's continue where we drop off, otherwise ill lose my head for sure!
Audience: *whisper* I think that was Iruka, yes, yes, you think so too *whisper continues*
Blonde girl from the left: damn!
Kakashi: hai, mina-san, let's move on, shall we, stop the whispering thing please. I know that already...
Audience: aww... ^__^
Kakashi: Well, our first guest is Uzumaki Naruto!
Audience: HOKAGE HOKAGE HOKAGE!!! NARUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *creating a wave movement*
Kakashi: Have a seat, Naruto.
Naruto: YEAH! Ill become a Hokage, you just wait!!!!!!!!!!! WAITTTT!!!! ME!!! THE NEXT HOKAGE!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!
Kakashi: yes, I would hope so, now have a seat, Naruto ^__^;;;;
Audience: NARUTO..!!! NARUTO NARUTO NARUTO NARUTO!!!!!!
Kakashi: Anyhow, our second guest is Hatane Sakura!
Guy audience: SAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKUUUUUUUURRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! You're sooo dead sexy! SAKURA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! (A/N: I don't think so…)
Girl audience: DIE BITCH!!!!!! Stay away from SASUKE!!!!!!!!! He belongs with Naruto!
Naruto: WHAT?! I'm NOT a homo here!
Girl audience: LIYING is bad!
Naruto: WHAT!?????????? With Sasuke????? I'd rather be dead!
Girl audile: LYING IS BAD!!!!!! *threatening voice, angry ayes, mad audience*
Naruto: .... well I guess we'll see later???
Sakura: ….um, hi? ^_^; *feels ignored*
Guy audience: WEEEEEEEELLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEYYYYYYOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!! (A/N: I don't)
Girl audience: *nod* you better!
Naruto: *mutter* angry fans are scary…
Kakashi: Let's move on! The next one is-
Audience: SSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KILLL MEEE!!!! LOVE ME!!!!! I LOVE YOU! SASUKE YOU'RE MY HEROOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! WEEEEEE LLOOOOVVEEEEEE YOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!! *and so on and forth*
Kakashi: ..... Well I guess you all know already, Uchiha Sasuke!
Sasuke: *glare*
Audience: KKKKKKKKKKYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kakashi: Now..
Audience: *Still screaming* SASUKE!!!!! ICE MAN WE LOVE YOU!!!! YOU FREEZEEE MY HEART!!! SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!
Kakashi: Now, now, please-
Audience: SASUKE--ohhhSASUKE---- WEEE LOOOVEEE YOUUUUU!!!! *singing a rhythm of home-made song*
Kakashi: everyone, please-
Audience: SASUKE! SASUKE! SASUKE~! *cheering continues*
Sasuke: *glare* (A/N: Does he ever gets tired?)
Audience: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-
Kakashi: don't make me use the eye...
Audience: SASUUUUUKKKK----------- ........ *become silent as grave*
Kakashi: now ^^, the last one of our guest tonight is... Umino Iruka!
Audience: IIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kakashi: yes, yes, Iruka, come forward, honey
Audience: AWWWWW.... Sweeettt!!!!! 'Honey!' *another love name shouting*
Iruka: -//////////////////////- *come silently and sit*
Kakashi: oh, don't sit over there, sit here... *patting his lap*
Audience: KYAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! YAOIIIIIIII!!!!!
Iruka: KAKASHI!!!!!
Kakashi: oh, fine, just sit here, okay! *pointing to his next*
Iruka: No!
Kakashi: Come on, Iruka-honey.
Iruka: STOP calling me 'honey!!!!'
Audience: aw, lover's quarrel… ^O^
Iruka: SHUT UP!! *//////*
Kakashi: Please….
Iruka: No!
Kakashi: Iruka…
Iruka: NO!
Kakashi: please, please??
Iruka: NO! I said NO and it will still be a NO!
Kakashi: fine, I'm tired let's go home.
Audience: EEEEEEHHHHHHH???!?!? WHYYY???
Kakashi: *smirk* Iruka won't sit beside me…. *pretending to sulk* (A/N: I KNOW this wouldn't happen normally, but I really want to write this)
Audience: AAAWWWW……
Kakashi: Please honey, my dolphin…
Iruka: NO!
Audience: COME ON!!!! JUST SIT BESIDE HIM, OKAY?!????????
Iruka: ...fine.
Iruka: *sits*
Iruka: ....
Audience: ....
Kakashi: …
Iruka: .........STOP TOUCHING MY ASS!!!!!!!!
Audience: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! BUSTED!!!!!!!
Kakashi: Well, well, not a very patient man am I?
Audience: *faints* TOOOO MUCH YAOI!!!!
Iruka: O/////////////////////O
Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke: o////0 didn't know Kakashi-sensei and Iruka-sensei swing that way...
Kakashi: you know, I'm supposed to bring you a show about these guys, *points at Sakura, Naruto, and Sasuke* but I'll say you guys could wait for the next day, right?
Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke: nani?
Kakashi: I have some unfinished business here with Iruka! *dirty grins*
Iruka: NANI?! What are you talking about, Kakashi!?!
Audience: NO PROBLEM!!!!!!
Naruto: well we have SOME problem here!!!!!!!!!!!!
KakaIru fans: SHUT UP!!!!!!! Go and make out somewhere with Sasuke!
Naruto, Sasuke: WHAT????? o////o
Naruto: *muttering* did he know? How did he know???
Sasuke: heh! With that dobe??
Naruto, Sasuke: ……….. *uncomfortable silence*
Sakura: Sasuke-kun??? Why are you blushing??
Audience: ..... *smiling*
Kakashi: .... *smiling*
Iruka: Kakashi, tell me you're not seri---- UMPH!!!!!!!
Kakashi: Ja~na everyone!!! *kidnapping Iruka who is shouting screams of protest*
Some audience: HUH? Come on, you could wait…. *some are protesting – it's honestly natural*
Kakashi: Full detail tomorrow.
All audience: BYE BYE! HAVE A GOOD TIME!!!! ^^
End of chap 1
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A/N:
If you are like it and wanna encouraging me for making this story, or show, whatever, tell me. If not, well, not blaming you guys, have a good day. ^_^
Adieu