I wuz walkin into da South Park skool when every1 turned to luk at me. I culdnt blam them, I luked so sexi wif my clear ivory skin, my long flowing brown hare dat luked like caramel in da wind and my piercing grey eyes. I wuz so thin I luked like a Meth addict but my boobs were a size F. I didn't get back aches tho like all da other bitches wif big boobs.
"OMFG LUK AT DA NEW GURL!" Cartman yelled out, Stan wuz wagging his tong like a dawg and Kenny wuz mastabating under da desk. Even Mr Garrison wuz mastabiting and he's gay!
"Stop mastabting! She's not dat grate!" I heard a voice behind me say. I wiped around, it wuz…BILL O'REILLY! I wuz rely mad, I did't like BILL O'REILLY becuz he had always mad fun of me for bein a democrat.
"Shut up BILL O'REILLY!" I scramed b4 pulling out my machete and cutting his hare off wif it, he then ran out crying.
"Wut iz ur name?" Butters, a stooped ugly boi wearing a Hello Kitty t-shirt asked.
"Mah nam is Victorianna Diamond Sage Priscilla Mayfield but everyone calls me Anna." I sed.
I culd see dat all da boys and gurls were getting a boner over just da sound of my name!
I giggled and started 2 do mah work, I always get straight A's so I new dat I wuz going to get an A dis time!
After class, I ran out and strted 2 go 2 lunch!
AN: I hope u enjoyed it!